FRANKIE AVALON NEVER SANG THIS SONG!

Hey Penis
Oh Penis,

Penis if you would,
last just another minute if you could
And if you think of some checkers or some shit,
And you might last a minute or two.

Penis make it last,
can’t you see you’re coming much too fast
And then the twisted nature of your shaft
It’s no wonder that I laughed.

Penis,
failure at sex that you are,
why is your head so small?
and who took your other ball?

Penis,
Would you please,
Put every single woman’s mind at ease,
Please promise not to use that thing no more
The world will have one less great bore.

REPEAT CHORUS