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Friday, April 11, 2014

My fashion decision of the day...

...is which blue jeans to wear and what color tiny t-shirt to wear with them. So, this morning when I saw this link, The annoying fashion mistake you’re probably making I hesitated to check it out...after all, I've been wearing jeans and a t-shirt since 1972 so even if it is a faux pas, I'm not going to stop making it now.

Imagine my surprise when the article actually DID contain a regular occurrence of mine! I'm not sure it's actually a mistake, I don't do it on purpose. But, unfortunately, I am guilty of it. Every morning when I get out of the shower, I towel off and immediately put on deodorant before this Florida heat starts to make me sweat. Then I get dressed and I attempt my most difficult task of the day, getting my stupid shirt on without getting deodorant all over it.

I'm successful about 42% of the time but that leaves me with white stains on the sides of my shirt on most days. I try to towel that off, but it rarely goes away completely. Now, some of you may say, "Silly girl, put the shirt on first and THEN put on the deodorant!" That sounds good but I follow the deodorant up with baby powder and it's hard to get that stuff under your boobs after you're wearing a bra and a shirt. Once again, this is Florida, boob bottoms need powder...not to mention a few points south. And seriously, if you're gonna have deodorant all over your shirt, who cares about a little baby powder?

I also hear some of you touting some new and improved clear deodorant but I'm a cheap SOB so I'm sticking with my Suave. I suppose I could move to France and kill 2 birds with one stone, I wouldn't even have to shave my pits anymore. That is unless France is going the way of women all over America and adding things to shave. When my daughter saw me stepping out of the shower once, she was aghast at the sight of my unshaven "triangle". I took 2 months out of my life trying to decide whether or not to participate in the new fad of bald...triangles. Many of you know I chose against it because I have enough trouble keeping red bumps off of my face, I'm not about to fight THAT particular red bump war. And the itching! Oh my God...the itching! Add all that to the fact that not one man has ever left my bed in disgust after finding my hairy triangle and I decided to keep the hair.

I'm still stuck with my problem of white crap on my shirts but you know what, if I can walk around with a hairy triangle, what the heck difference does a few white stripes make on the sides of my shirt?


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Wednesday, April 09, 2014

If ever I have to go into a nursing home...

...put me here:

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Friday, April 04, 2014

The truth shall set you free...

...and I'll be telling a lot of them from now on. First will be the truth about Walter James Lundy. He is still trying to get me to argue with him and in that attempt, he has had Kim Fernandez call me to threaten me with arrest for something that I had nothing to do with.

For a few days a box sat on the coffee table that was addressed to Jim Lundy so we all ignored it. One day Kim opened it up and found a bunch of make-up ordered from QVC. Long story short, Walter is accusing me of ordering the make-up. I never did, of course. If I had, I wouldn't have left it sitting around for days. Besides, that's not where I get my make-up (which I rarely wear anyway).

Walter said that "QVC recorded the order.". That should have been the end of it, obviously it is my opinion that Walter ordered the make-up in order to set me up as he did when he stole 2 grand from his father in order to convince the old man that I had stolen it. When I found proof of Walter's guilt, his father finally believed me. But, he is dependent upon Walter and Walter keeps his father under wraps so that the rest of the family can't get in touch with him. If they did, Jim might want to go live with his sister who, according to Walter, steals everything from his father and even would be willing to have Jim change his will, leaving Walter out.

When Walter sees me, he hollers out threats and other BS, I ignore him, he gets angrier and now he is "going to call the police". There is more to this one, but being in the middle of a lawsuit, I shouldn't discuss it.

Coming soon:

Why the Chinese should never give their girls to Americans.

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Tuesday, March 11, 2014

I'm happy today...

...because I feel good, I finally found a little girl who I adore (on Facebook) and I've been given a chance to find something that I lost years ago. Add that to the fact that I don't smoke, don't do drugs and cannot abide liquor...and I feel wonderful!

Also, today I FINALLY got my Florida driver's license! There was a slight hitch, they wouldn't put it in my married name because I didn't have my marriage license or my divorce papers but since I had my birth certificate, they put it in my maiden name which is perfectly OK with me. So then I went to the Social Security office to change my name there but they weren't as cooperative so I'm going to have to get my divorce papers anyway. I wanted to get that stuff for a lot of reasons, not the least of which is the fact that I need it to get my passport renewed. Oh well, I can't afford to leave the condo complex, leaving the country is on the list but I'll have to figure that one out later.

I think I'll surprise a man with dinner so I best start cooking. See ya soon...ciao!

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Let there be hope

“Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.”

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Keep this in mind...

...when you hear people speak ill of others, it is very smart to question their motives. Unfortunately, some people can only make themselves look good by making others look bad. Sadly, family members are not immune to this phenomenon so do not assume that a person who says dreadful things about their own mother is telling the truth.

Why would anyone feel the need to denigrate others? People do not do things for no reason whatsoever. Ask yourself, "What are they trying to accomplish by telling me this?"

If you are one of those troubled people who likes to build yourself up by putting others down, remember that karma is a bitch. I love karma...it takes the onus off of me...I simply wait for life to take it's inevitable turns.

Life is what you make it. If you look at a situation as a miserable one, it obviously is a miserable situation. That is your reality. If you see it as a challenge, an honest mistake or a situation that you can better, then that is exactly what it is.

Find a way to be happy even if that means making another person happy. Imagine what others will say about you if you take life as it comes with class, aplomb and decency. It is ever so much more wonderful than anger, bitterness and holding grudges.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

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Monday, March 10, 2014

HI y'all!

Hi. I'm back. I had some work to do on myself and I'm finally coming around. Certain health issues, family issues and bad habits had to be dealt with and I needed to do it alone...for a few reasons, not the least of which was that for a while, I was doing all I could to hold on to reality. It was really freaky. It was also interesting, thought provoking and enlightening. I would find myself thinking that either one of two things had to be true. Either I was losing touch or I was simply the only person on the planet who could see what was actually happening. I've always enjoyed experiencing new things, even a night in the county lock-up was educational in it's own way and I'm glad I got to visit that part of the world, especially because I did my time in hours...not years. So, seeing as I like new things (after all, that's sort of what we're here for, isn't it?), a trip down delusional lane was OK, especially again, since my visit was of such short duration. All told, it was less that 48 hours and it was absolutely fascinating.

But alas, my decision to stay with life as we know it was a matter of necessity because, whether or not my world DOES exist, I can't communicate with it. I wouldn't know how to get to all of the other dimensions although it IS possible that they have tapped into our internet and they are reading this now. In which case, I'd appreciate it if you guys would send me a message...this place, time and dimension sucks. If you refuse me, you simply are NOT the intelligent beings I've imagined that you ust be. I say that because a form of life that totally disregarded the pain of another life form has not yet developed very well. So, it necessarily follows, if you exist at all...YOU SUCK!

We have beings that don't care about the suffering of others but we also have souls like me who don't really know why I should play by the rules out of love for others who are such low life forms that they can't even salve their own pain by forgiving another's human mistakes. A soul that finds solace in causing another person pain is, in my time, place and dimension, a soul headed for a flood of negative energy. Forgiveness truly is for the one doing the forgiving. The forgivee benefits incidentally, but only one who forgives can rise to a higher level of awareness...and that has benefits that far outweigh any risk in one who thinks much of him or herself. We have a name for those who ail to grasp that concept...its' "immature". And don't for a minute think that maturity ends at 30.

 Of course, according to Jaspers, the freest people of all are the insane. That is innately true at so many, if not all, levels.


“Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.”

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Thursday, February 13, 2014

Hola!

I'm ba-ack! I am finally to the point where I can talk (type?) about all of this and I promised so I will.

Last June when I broke my jaw, I woke up from the surgery minus 8 teeth. Obviously, I couldn't afford to do anything about it but recently I was able to do so. I have my smile back so I don't have to stay all alone with my mouth shut. Although I didn't change at all, the way I was perceived certainly did. Even if social opprobrium didn't affect me, my own self wanted to have them fixed because there aren't many places worth going that don't involve a great smile and a handshake.

Once I made a nice place on my head, I decided to pay it some more attention so I had my hair cut off...well, not all of it, but a LOT of it. I just went from waist to shoulder. I must say, it's adorable. And after a few Biore strips and some new make up, I felt better about myself than I have for years.

I think this may be the year that I find out what the heck I'm doing on this planet. And yes, I'll post a picture. But I just woke up and you understand this wouldn't be the time to do the haircut justice so I'll do it later. Have a great day!

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm very glad you're ok. I hope new opportunities for friendship and a great job are in your future.

February 13, 2014  
Blogger Meg Kelso said...

Thanks, that's my plan. I want to go back to school. I still don't have a Florida driver's license and EVERYONE wants that sucker. It is next on my list of To-do's. Actually it's more like Gotta-do because I don't have a honey to put to work.

February 13, 2014  
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March 03, 2014  

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Monday, January 13, 2014

How's this for Maury Povich?

With hideous number of illegitimate children...how do the young folk know if they're sleeping with their half sib? Maury could make a million more dollars and dollars by introducing family members who are closer than they ever knew? Ick, ick, ick.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you ok? I hope you are somewhere warm and that you're safe.

January 28, 2014  
Blogger Meg Kelso said...

Yes, thank you, I am fine. Sorry to make anyone worry but tomorrow I am having a procedure done that will start my life again. I will be in recovery for a short time so I don't know when I'll feel up to typing but it won't be long. I am in Florida so I am certainly warmer than most.

I wish I could say more, but you'll understand soon why I haven't said anything yet.

Worry not, I am safe and looking forward to "the day after tomorrow".

:):):)

January 29, 2014  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck tomorrow! I will pray that everything goes well for you and your recovery will be swift.

January 29, 2014  

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