Hello yourself, Meg!
I heard somebody say that various psychiatric organizations are considering expanding the rules of involuntary commitment to include not just an immediate danger to oneself or somebody else, but also "considering marriage".
(For just a moment, I thought you were serious.)
"Keep a lawyer employed: get married"
"Marriage: The act of ensuring you will fall below the poverty line at some point in the future"
That's all I can come up with on short notice and a lack of proper caffeine distribution.
OK dude, I am not caffinated myself just yet but here are some marital truisms that I will someday put inside of my own product, Meg’s Cookies:
Woman who does chore one time ensures that entire family will leave said chore to stupid woman for eternity.
Husband with poor oral hygiene who begins brushing teeth on daily basis is surely up to no good.
Daughter: Mommy, why is that man’s hair color different on the top of his head?
Mother: Honey, the male ego lies to them, it tells them things only a man would believe. His ego told him that his mismatched toupee looks very good.
However bad a lying man’s admission is, the truth is much worse.
Smart lady better off without stupid man.
Smart man better of without stupid lady.
A spouse who lies and cheats is terminally ill with liar and cheater disease.
Man who cheats on Meg will end up on Meg’s blog.
Woman who screws Meg’s husband will end up on Meg’s blog.
Lying man will stick to lie, no matter how many laws of physics lie breaks.
Twisted and bent penis works far too quickly, and when you try to fix it, it just goes faster and faster.
When spouse accuses innocent person of cheating constantly, consider this: He who looks behind doors has stood behind many.
When cheating spouse wants to come home, tell him/her to go back to hell.
Beware of following: Man who cannot wipe own butt.
Beware of following: Man who blames skidmarks on hairy ass.
Bald man who takes back/ear hair and sweeps it over head fools no one except himself.
Female who steals cheating husband will be cheated upon sooner or later so, don‘t worry, be happy!
OK, OK, I am done for now. I truly need some caffeine. When I had the internet card installed onto my computer, the printer and speakers stopped working. Luckily, I have a puter dude on my list so that has been fixed, see the man bending over at my desk below this post. I don’t know if you can tell, but there is a very nice bottom attached to this man.
Well, I have a wall hanging that needs to be put up in my living room, I must get a man on that job sometime soon. With any luck, it will be hanging on my wall by nightfall.
See ya!
Meg
I heard somebody say that various psychiatric organizations are considering expanding the rules of involuntary commitment to include not just an immediate danger to oneself or somebody else, but also "considering marriage".
(For just a moment, I thought you were serious.)
"Keep a lawyer employed: get married"
"Marriage: The act of ensuring you will fall below the poverty line at some point in the future"
That's all I can come up with on short notice and a lack of proper caffeine distribution.
OK dude, I am not caffinated myself just yet but here are some marital truisms that I will someday put inside of my own product, Meg’s Cookies:
Woman who does chore one time ensures that entire family will leave said chore to stupid woman for eternity.
Husband with poor oral hygiene who begins brushing teeth on daily basis is surely up to no good.
Daughter: Mommy, why is that man’s hair color different on the top of his head?
Mother: Honey, the male ego lies to them, it tells them things only a man would believe. His ego told him that his mismatched toupee looks very good.
However bad a lying man’s admission is, the truth is much worse.
Smart lady better off without stupid man.
Smart man better of without stupid lady.
A spouse who lies and cheats is terminally ill with liar and cheater disease.
Man who cheats on Meg will end up on Meg’s blog.
Woman who screws Meg’s husband will end up on Meg’s blog.
Lying man will stick to lie, no matter how many laws of physics lie breaks.
Twisted and bent penis works far too quickly, and when you try to fix it, it just goes faster and faster.
When spouse accuses innocent person of cheating constantly, consider this: He who looks behind doors has stood behind many.
When cheating spouse wants to come home, tell him/her to go back to hell.
Beware of following: Man who cannot wipe own butt.
Beware of following: Man who blames skidmarks on hairy ass.
Bald man who takes back/ear hair and sweeps it over head fools no one except himself.
Female who steals cheating husband will be cheated upon sooner or later so, don‘t worry, be happy!
OK, OK, I am done for now. I truly need some caffeine. When I had the internet card installed onto my computer, the printer and speakers stopped working. Luckily, I have a puter dude on my list so that has been fixed, see the man bending over at my desk below this post. I don’t know if you can tell, but there is a very nice bottom attached to this man.
Well, I have a wall hanging that needs to be put up in my living room, I must get a man on that job sometime soon. With any luck, it will be hanging on my wall by nightfall.
See ya!
Meg
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