Meg...
...How do you lose a broom? Maybe Rick's girlfriend is using it as her means of transportation?
Yeah, I never thought of that. The piece of crap car that was sitting in front of her trailer didn’t look as dependable as the broom. I wonder which one he considers his girlfriend, the whacked out one who calls me constantly or the pitiful one who he treated like crap so she would call to give me all kinds of info on him. OH, by the way, Hey nutcase, I have a recorder on my phone now, I will be recording your calls from now on.
There, maybe now I can have some peace.
Meg,Just a quick note here from your imaginary friend. LOL! I have been called "unreal" before!
Me too. Oh well, I prefer “fun to be with”, but insane, unreal and weird work just fine with me. Sorry I missed your call...I am home now, call me again if you’d like!
OK, I wanted to discuss the study I am conducting. As I said earlier, I planned on using the scientific method but my enthusiasm took over and I jumped right in without really having thinking it all through as to how it relates to the aforementioned scientific method. I haven’t studied it in years so I thought I should refresh my memory a bit. I found this website and read it, if you are at all interested in a refresher course yourself, here is a link:
http://biology.clc.uc.edu/courses/bio104/sci_meth.htm
So, anyway, I decided to do some thinking first. I needed to consider what types of things am I looking to prove, disprove or find unsolvable. (I imagine some things will remain a mystery. And, of course, I don’t know if I want to know too much.) Some of the hypothesis’ and suppositions that I have come up with are, 1. Men have feelings, 2. There are really, really nice guys out there, and 3. Men are not all pigs. Those are the notions that I have considered. I believe them all provable. Now, I know that it will be arduous and grueling to attempt to prove such far-fetched propositions, but I have plenty of time and I humbly submit that it can be done. “Why, Meg, how could you possibly give credence to such outrageous claims, especially after what you have been through?”, you may ask. Well, I must admit, that is certainly a good question. But I believe it can be done because I remember nice guys. I think. I hope my memory isn’t clouded by time. But even if my memory is accurate, it is possible that things have changed over the past 23 years. So, anyway, I think it is a valid proposal and I am still assessing an assortment of alternative thesis’ so I may yet come up with something better.
I won’t necessarily need to meet every man involved in the study. Some of them will be included for one reason or another, like CunnilingBill. I most assuredly will not be meeting him, I won’t even be emailing him or his tongue. But I do think that he is worthy of discussion to show contrast and put in perspective if nothing else. Can you imagine the type of woman who would be attracted to something like that? You’d almost expect them to be making a cuckold out of some poor schnook or screwing married men.
Anyway, not to worry, I will be very careful...I promise. And, I have a lot of things to do so my time can be a little limited at times. I was pretty lucky last week, I had time for a quite few of them. And, I was able to get my hands on a few. I am sorry to say that there may very well be some dry times. I will try to wait them out. But, with any luck at all, I will have a list of favorites that I can always tap into. I have one guy on the list already. Actually, I may have two, I’ll let you know by say...Wednesday. I’d like to have a list of men who have a variety of special talents...currently I am looking for an electrician and a landscaper. Also, I think I should keep a young, strong guy on the list so that I can have a general laborer for heavy lifting and aerobic duties requiring endurance.
One way or another, I have time and I think I’ve already done pretty well in a relatively short period of time so I have high hopes for the feasibility of my requisites. Oh, I wanted to make it perfectly clear that there won’t be anywhere near as much sex as even I would like...the numbers are a tad intimidating. But there will be a great deal of kissing. I enjoy that and I think it is important. I’m not sure why I think that, but I’m sure I can come up with some reason if I think about it long enough. Oh, I am still looking forward to consummating my divorce. I haven’t made any decisions yet and I am not even going to try. It seems to be taking longer than I thought it would. I’m a little frustrated about that...if you know what I mean. So, needless to say, I am taking applications. Well, I am tired and I need to get some sleep. I have had a long day and I am almost done with the laundry. That should make my house totally clean which is good because the kids are coming over in the morning and I would hate to have them walk into a mess. Oh, my son is driving back from Chicago tonight so I probably won’t be able to sleep until he gets home. Did you become very close to the Lord when your children started driving? I did. I still consistently pray for them to be safe while they are driving. It freaks me out to know that my kid is somewhere between Chicago and Atlanta. Oh well, I am sure he is fine...see ya. He just that moment called, he is back in Atlanta...Good night...oh yeah, Thank you, Lord.
Meg
...How do you lose a broom? Maybe Rick's girlfriend is using it as her means of transportation?
Yeah, I never thought of that. The piece of crap car that was sitting in front of her trailer didn’t look as dependable as the broom. I wonder which one he considers his girlfriend, the whacked out one who calls me constantly or the pitiful one who he treated like crap so she would call to give me all kinds of info on him. OH, by the way, Hey nutcase, I have a recorder on my phone now, I will be recording your calls from now on.
There, maybe now I can have some peace.
Meg,Just a quick note here from your imaginary friend. LOL! I have been called "unreal" before!
Me too. Oh well, I prefer “fun to be with”, but insane, unreal and weird work just fine with me. Sorry I missed your call...I am home now, call me again if you’d like!
OK, I wanted to discuss the study I am conducting. As I said earlier, I planned on using the scientific method but my enthusiasm took over and I jumped right in without really having thinking it all through as to how it relates to the aforementioned scientific method. I haven’t studied it in years so I thought I should refresh my memory a bit. I found this website and read it, if you are at all interested in a refresher course yourself, here is a link:
http://biology.clc.uc.edu/courses/bio104/sci_meth.htm
So, anyway, I decided to do some thinking first. I needed to consider what types of things am I looking to prove, disprove or find unsolvable. (I imagine some things will remain a mystery. And, of course, I don’t know if I want to know too much.) Some of the hypothesis’ and suppositions that I have come up with are, 1. Men have feelings, 2. There are really, really nice guys out there, and 3. Men are not all pigs. Those are the notions that I have considered. I believe them all provable. Now, I know that it will be arduous and grueling to attempt to prove such far-fetched propositions, but I have plenty of time and I humbly submit that it can be done. “Why, Meg, how could you possibly give credence to such outrageous claims, especially after what you have been through?”, you may ask. Well, I must admit, that is certainly a good question. But I believe it can be done because I remember nice guys. I think. I hope my memory isn’t clouded by time. But even if my memory is accurate, it is possible that things have changed over the past 23 years. So, anyway, I think it is a valid proposal and I am still assessing an assortment of alternative thesis’ so I may yet come up with something better.
I won’t necessarily need to meet every man involved in the study. Some of them will be included for one reason or another, like CunnilingBill. I most assuredly will not be meeting him, I won’t even be emailing him or his tongue. But I do think that he is worthy of discussion to show contrast and put in perspective if nothing else. Can you imagine the type of woman who would be attracted to something like that? You’d almost expect them to be making a cuckold out of some poor schnook or screwing married men.
Anyway, not to worry, I will be very careful...I promise. And, I have a lot of things to do so my time can be a little limited at times. I was pretty lucky last week, I had time for a quite few of them. And, I was able to get my hands on a few. I am sorry to say that there may very well be some dry times. I will try to wait them out. But, with any luck at all, I will have a list of favorites that I can always tap into. I have one guy on the list already. Actually, I may have two, I’ll let you know by say...Wednesday. I’d like to have a list of men who have a variety of special talents...currently I am looking for an electrician and a landscaper. Also, I think I should keep a young, strong guy on the list so that I can have a general laborer for heavy lifting and aerobic duties requiring endurance.
One way or another, I have time and I think I’ve already done pretty well in a relatively short period of time so I have high hopes for the feasibility of my requisites. Oh, I wanted to make it perfectly clear that there won’t be anywhere near as much sex as even I would like...the numbers are a tad intimidating. But there will be a great deal of kissing. I enjoy that and I think it is important. I’m not sure why I think that, but I’m sure I can come up with some reason if I think about it long enough. Oh, I am still looking forward to consummating my divorce. I haven’t made any decisions yet and I am not even going to try. It seems to be taking longer than I thought it would. I’m a little frustrated about that...if you know what I mean. So, needless to say, I am taking applications. Well, I am tired and I need to get some sleep. I have had a long day and I am almost done with the laundry. That should make my house totally clean which is good because the kids are coming over in the morning and I would hate to have them walk into a mess. Oh, my son is driving back from Chicago tonight so I probably won’t be able to sleep until he gets home. Did you become very close to the Lord when your children started driving? I did. I still consistently pray for them to be safe while they are driving. It freaks me out to know that my kid is somewhere between Chicago and Atlanta. Oh well, I am sure he is fine...see ya. He just that moment called, he is back in Atlanta...Good night...oh yeah, Thank you, Lord.
Meg
posted by Meg Kelso | 8:48 PM
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I’d like to have a list of men who have a variety of special talents...currently I am looking for an electrician and a landscaper. Also, I think I should keep a young, strong guy on the list so that I can have a general laborer for heavy lifting and aerobic duties requiring endurance.
You greedy, greedy woman!
I mean, what a great model of social organisation. Why don't we all live like that, instead of the pain and heartache of long-term couples?
Imagine, I could have half a dozen women who would call me from time to time, and I would visit them and do ... whatever it is they want of me ... and sex too.
Works for me.
Now, what is it that I'm so good at? That's the only problem I can see with the model.
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