Meg,
I spent the weekend with my ex and she called me last night to tell me that her period was due on Tuesday and she’s late. Can a woman tell if she is pregnant 4 days after sex?
Well, that really shouldn’t matter to you because you couldn’t possibly be the babies’ father, if indeed there is a baby. Women get their period two weeks after they ovulate, unless they are pregnant. So, if you were with her this past weekend, you have no worries. Tell her to speak to the guy she was with on September 27th...he’s the father.
I hate it when women screw with men’s heads like that. I guess it’s some type of payback, but that’s taking it a bit too far. I had a nutty girlfriend who was always having a “tubal pregnancy.” She had one of those every other month and would get men all upset with her claims. I understand why she thought men would be so stupid, but I don’t get why she thought that I would. A tubal pregnancy is a medical emergency, my sister had the max...2. Two tubes, two tubal pregnancies. She lost her tubes and therefore she can't have any kids. I suppose there could be cases where a tube was saved, but they don’t usually WANT to save tubes that grab zygotes because it is a medical emergency.
Oh well, whatever. I can’t believe that women would do that to guys, but hell, they’ve been doing it and getting away with it for ions. It has never occurred to me to lie about who my children’s father was. Thank God for DNA, plenty of men have gotten out of paying for someone else’s child because of that.
You men will believe that the world is flat if there is a piece of ass in it for you. Women know that, and they use it to their own advantage. Now, you guys have a few ploys of your own....blue balls come to mind quickly. Oh well, there is a solution to this problem, and it’s rather politically incorrect, but abstinence IS an option. People should at least get to know each other before they have sex. Then, you could save yourself a lot of problems.
OK, I had my first chat this evening at 6. It was very pleasant, I spoke with a few people who I’ve heard from in emails. That was very nice. So, I know the chat room works. I received an email that DOMD doesn’t work, but I don’t know what that is so I can’t fix it.
It’s been a boring night, I made dinner but nothing grody like the loaf from last night. I actually made good stuff tonight. My son just came home and went directly to bed so all that’s left for me to do is fall asleep. I hope to do just that soon myself. YUCH...my dog keeps sliming me.
I hate dog slime, I hate it with a passion. I don’t know why I got a boxer, they have a bunch of dog slime. But...when they’re puppies, there isn’t as much slime. And they are just SOOOO cute, like a human, cute enough to overlook all the gross stuff, for a while. I am so over the cuteness and I’m getting somewhat perturbed by his constant slime and biting my feet as I walk around the house. I took him out today for a little while, he loves to drive in the car.
Then, I put him in the yard for a little while and he ended up eating a quilt. I didn’t even know there was a quilt out there. I’m not sure where he got it but I am sure that I’ll be needing a rake to pick it up with.
I just had to drag my left foot over to the trash can to toss some trash. I had been sitting on it and it went dead. When I tried to stand up, I felt as though I had no foot. I had to drag what felt like a huge blob of blubber over to the trash. I couldn’t put my weight on that big blubber thing. Now the blood’s going back into my foot and making it all tingly.
Let’s see...deceitful women, blue balls, dog slime and blubber feet....have I left anything out? OH! Speaking of odd things, I have a thing on this blog that tells me what searches bring people here. Can you believe that “panties” keeps showing up? I mentioned panties when I said I was trying to act like a man. I said that I would just throw my panties on the bedroom floor. Can you imagine the poor slobs who think that they're coming here to find panties? Some guy is sitting at work in his office, surfing the web all horny for panties...and they get Mr.. Millionaire and my smart mouth.
A friend sent me an email saying that DOMD was messed up since the add ons. I didn’t know what he was talking about. How stupid do you have to be not to recognize the initials of your own blog? Anyway, since that happened, I have removed the add ons. I may put the chat room back later, but not until I’m sure that it isn’t the problem.
I finally finished cleaning and washing clothes. I even washed my purse. I had to, there was a melted gummy bear in it and that damn thing was gumming everything I had in the purse. I took change out of the bottom and it was all stuck together. I pulled out lipstick and it stuck to my hands. My wallet is gummed up too. Damn, now I have to clean everything in my purse one piece at a time. It’s so hard to be a woman.
:):):)
Meg
I spent the weekend with my ex and she called me last night to tell me that her period was due on Tuesday and she’s late. Can a woman tell if she is pregnant 4 days after sex?
Well, that really shouldn’t matter to you because you couldn’t possibly be the babies’ father, if indeed there is a baby. Women get their period two weeks after they ovulate, unless they are pregnant. So, if you were with her this past weekend, you have no worries. Tell her to speak to the guy she was with on September 27th...he’s the father.
I hate it when women screw with men’s heads like that. I guess it’s some type of payback, but that’s taking it a bit too far. I had a nutty girlfriend who was always having a “tubal pregnancy.” She had one of those every other month and would get men all upset with her claims. I understand why she thought men would be so stupid, but I don’t get why she thought that I would. A tubal pregnancy is a medical emergency, my sister had the max...2. Two tubes, two tubal pregnancies. She lost her tubes and therefore she can't have any kids. I suppose there could be cases where a tube was saved, but they don’t usually WANT to save tubes that grab zygotes because it is a medical emergency.
Oh well, whatever. I can’t believe that women would do that to guys, but hell, they’ve been doing it and getting away with it for ions. It has never occurred to me to lie about who my children’s father was. Thank God for DNA, plenty of men have gotten out of paying for someone else’s child because of that.
You men will believe that the world is flat if there is a piece of ass in it for you. Women know that, and they use it to their own advantage. Now, you guys have a few ploys of your own....blue balls come to mind quickly. Oh well, there is a solution to this problem, and it’s rather politically incorrect, but abstinence IS an option. People should at least get to know each other before they have sex. Then, you could save yourself a lot of problems.
OK, I had my first chat this evening at 6. It was very pleasant, I spoke with a few people who I’ve heard from in emails. That was very nice. So, I know the chat room works. I received an email that DOMD doesn’t work, but I don’t know what that is so I can’t fix it.
It’s been a boring night, I made dinner but nothing grody like the loaf from last night. I actually made good stuff tonight. My son just came home and went directly to bed so all that’s left for me to do is fall asleep. I hope to do just that soon myself. YUCH...my dog keeps sliming me.
I hate dog slime, I hate it with a passion. I don’t know why I got a boxer, they have a bunch of dog slime. But...when they’re puppies, there isn’t as much slime. And they are just SOOOO cute, like a human, cute enough to overlook all the gross stuff, for a while. I am so over the cuteness and I’m getting somewhat perturbed by his constant slime and biting my feet as I walk around the house. I took him out today for a little while, he loves to drive in the car.
Then, I put him in the yard for a little while and he ended up eating a quilt. I didn’t even know there was a quilt out there. I’m not sure where he got it but I am sure that I’ll be needing a rake to pick it up with.
I just had to drag my left foot over to the trash can to toss some trash. I had been sitting on it and it went dead. When I tried to stand up, I felt as though I had no foot. I had to drag what felt like a huge blob of blubber over to the trash. I couldn’t put my weight on that big blubber thing. Now the blood’s going back into my foot and making it all tingly.
Let’s see...deceitful women, blue balls, dog slime and blubber feet....have I left anything out? OH! Speaking of odd things, I have a thing on this blog that tells me what searches bring people here. Can you believe that “panties” keeps showing up? I mentioned panties when I said I was trying to act like a man. I said that I would just throw my panties on the bedroom floor. Can you imagine the poor slobs who think that they're coming here to find panties? Some guy is sitting at work in his office, surfing the web all horny for panties...and they get Mr.. Millionaire and my smart mouth.
A friend sent me an email saying that DOMD was messed up since the add ons. I didn’t know what he was talking about. How stupid do you have to be not to recognize the initials of your own blog? Anyway, since that happened, I have removed the add ons. I may put the chat room back later, but not until I’m sure that it isn’t the problem.
I finally finished cleaning and washing clothes. I even washed my purse. I had to, there was a melted gummy bear in it and that damn thing was gumming everything I had in the purse. I took change out of the bottom and it was all stuck together. I pulled out lipstick and it stuck to my hands. My wallet is gummed up too. Damn, now I have to clean everything in my purse one piece at a time. It’s so hard to be a woman.
:):):)
Meg
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