Readers Speak Out
And Meg responds...
I think it is so funny that you dumb twats get so uptight. You can tell rick was a good lay you still talk about him. I forgot my ex the second i banged the next chick i was with. HA HA HA HA
I am so sorry you didn’t leave your number...you are just the type of guy that I have always dreamed of for my daughter.
Just a note for those men of you who may choose to play the "crying card"...Many of us women have seen these tears in the past and recognize them for what they are--part of a game. Unless your mother has just died, we know that you are playing us and, personally, it makes me angrier.
Now, I DID preface this by saying “for SOME men”. Of course you must judge this one for yourself. I still think it is worth a try, if she gets angrier, just don’t do it again.
Here are a couple pictures of her...see, she looks JUST LIKE an eggplant...
You can THINK that, but, please, never verbalize it.
Wow. Someone posted the Society For Cutting Up Men manifesto? I haven't read THAT since I was 13!
Well, I had NEVER heard of it before. (Just one note...to Lorena Bobbitt, “Honey, if you were going to go to all the trouble of cutting it off, why on earth did you tell them where it was?” Seems kind of silly...but that’s just me.)
About short lasting men... I have the same problem with my wife only in reverse. She wants me to finish after just a few minutes. I am not built like an elephant nor do I want to have porno sex, but at least 15 to 30 minutes of sex would be nice. This once per week quickie sex is for the birds.
The birds...and Rick.
Meg, Your writing is rich, touching, funny and human. Love my visits to your blog. In many ways even better than reading Jill Conner Browne. Thanks for sharing and may your dreams find you. -Marc
Marc, thanks for the kind words, and everything else. In case dreams are flying around looking for a place to land, I am going to start work on the landing strip in the back yard.
Skiddie marks and BO--you've suffered enough. Be glad you're rid of that pig!!!
If only those were his worst traits! And...I am, oh I am.
Some men are just no good, cheating, lying jerks!!! I wish you the best of luck and I also wish a thousand herpes sores upon your ex!
LOLOLOL, now, if we all concentrate real hard...
Some women won't learn. My mom was abused by my father for 5 years and then my stepfather for 20 years. She treats her current BF like crap and as far as I can figure, it's only because he DOESN'T abuse her. Glad you were smart enough to get out.
Can someone explain to ME the nice person and the jack ass combo? I have been wondering ever since high school. Are you there, Wendy and Buddy? Buddy, you were far too good for her.
BRAVO!!! I was cracking up!! I am going through a similar situation. I cant say that my ex has a twisted penis but he was a two pump chump.
Imagine a combination of the two! A twisted, deformed two pump chump. My frustrations are growing.
I imagine you as one who would enjoy a fine dinner, dancing, then returning home at the end of the evening and settling into a silk teddy with a glass of wine in a room lighted only by the crackle of a roaring fire......
You can tell all of that just by the picture? Wow.
I would suspect you like long, slow, deep, wet kisses that go on for more than 60 seconds as a foreign tongue explores the inter sanctum of your opened mouth.
Not too deep, I like to breathe as well. I must ask you to be careful with the word “foreign” here. It conjures up some pretty strange images.
You could always do what my mother did after divorcing my father, and become a dating hermit.
I don’t THNK so. I am far too attracted to men to do without. But I swear, if another man like Rick gets through my defenses, I am OUTTA HERE!
And now, just a quote that someone sent, I love it.
"To cheat oneself out of love is the most terrible deception; it is an eternal loss for which there is no reparation, either in time or in eternity"
And Meg responds...
I think it is so funny that you dumb twats get so uptight. You can tell rick was a good lay you still talk about him. I forgot my ex the second i banged the next chick i was with. HA HA HA HA
I am so sorry you didn’t leave your number...you are just the type of guy that I have always dreamed of for my daughter.
Just a note for those men of you who may choose to play the "crying card"...Many of us women have seen these tears in the past and recognize them for what they are--part of a game. Unless your mother has just died, we know that you are playing us and, personally, it makes me angrier.
Now, I DID preface this by saying “for SOME men”. Of course you must judge this one for yourself. I still think it is worth a try, if she gets angrier, just don’t do it again.
Here are a couple pictures of her...see, she looks JUST LIKE an eggplant...
You can THINK that, but, please, never verbalize it.
Wow. Someone posted the Society For Cutting Up Men manifesto? I haven't read THAT since I was 13!
Well, I had NEVER heard of it before. (Just one note...to Lorena Bobbitt, “Honey, if you were going to go to all the trouble of cutting it off, why on earth did you tell them where it was?” Seems kind of silly...but that’s just me.)
About short lasting men... I have the same problem with my wife only in reverse. She wants me to finish after just a few minutes. I am not built like an elephant nor do I want to have porno sex, but at least 15 to 30 minutes of sex would be nice. This once per week quickie sex is for the birds.
The birds...and Rick.
Meg, Your writing is rich, touching, funny and human. Love my visits to your blog. In many ways even better than reading Jill Conner Browne. Thanks for sharing and may your dreams find you. -Marc
Marc, thanks for the kind words, and everything else. In case dreams are flying around looking for a place to land, I am going to start work on the landing strip in the back yard.
Skiddie marks and BO--you've suffered enough. Be glad you're rid of that pig!!!
If only those were his worst traits! And...I am, oh I am.
Some men are just no good, cheating, lying jerks!!! I wish you the best of luck and I also wish a thousand herpes sores upon your ex!
LOLOLOL, now, if we all concentrate real hard...
Some women won't learn. My mom was abused by my father for 5 years and then my stepfather for 20 years. She treats her current BF like crap and as far as I can figure, it's only because he DOESN'T abuse her. Glad you were smart enough to get out.
Can someone explain to ME the nice person and the jack ass combo? I have been wondering ever since high school. Are you there, Wendy and Buddy? Buddy, you were far too good for her.
BRAVO!!! I was cracking up!! I am going through a similar situation. I cant say that my ex has a twisted penis but he was a two pump chump.
Imagine a combination of the two! A twisted, deformed two pump chump. My frustrations are growing.
I imagine you as one who would enjoy a fine dinner, dancing, then returning home at the end of the evening and settling into a silk teddy with a glass of wine in a room lighted only by the crackle of a roaring fire......
You can tell all of that just by the picture? Wow.
I would suspect you like long, slow, deep, wet kisses that go on for more than 60 seconds as a foreign tongue explores the inter sanctum of your opened mouth.
Not too deep, I like to breathe as well. I must ask you to be careful with the word “foreign” here. It conjures up some pretty strange images.
You could always do what my mother did after divorcing my father, and become a dating hermit.
I don’t THNK so. I am far too attracted to men to do without. But I swear, if another man like Rick gets through my defenses, I am OUTTA HERE!
And now, just a quote that someone sent, I love it.
"To cheat oneself out of love is the most terrible deception; it is an eternal loss for which there is no reparation, either in time or in eternity"
posted by Meg Kelso | 6:50 AM
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Well, hell, I can't be expected to hit the right link ALL the time, can I? Let me try again...ahem...was saying that THAT quotation is right up there with "Never smarten-up a chump."
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