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Hi. I'm trying to think of another description to put here. Any ideas? I'll try again at 420.

Sunday, February 13, 2005

There once was a man named Rick
He had a freaky twisted small dick
His wife tried to teach him
But she just couldn't reach him
You'd think he'd at least learn to lick.

But Rick was not very bright
And nothing he did in bed was quite right
His wife was very frustrated
She thought he should just be castrated
As she lay there in bed every night.

He often played with his very own knob
Even though he could have had a great blow job
He had very odd views on sex
Blaming every little thing on his ex
Said she cheated on him with some guy named Bob.

Rick turned out to be a big fat liar
Can't get the truth out of him with a plyer
So his ex wife most likely was decent
He lied then and told more lies quite recent
And many illegitimate kids he did sire.

Now, the sex was not that big of a deal
But violence made him feel like a big wheel
He smacked his wife to feel like a man
He never learned how to wipe in the can
I guess he is just a big fat schlemiel.

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh I love it! Now, tell me the one about the man from Peru :o)

February 13, 2005  
Blogger Uncle Enore said...

I think Rick is an asshole sublime,
Whose foreskin is covered with slime,
Skin it back, jeeze,
Just look at the cheese,
All green and lumpy with grime.

February 14, 2005  
Blogger Uncle Enore said...

Too bad I have to go to work now. THIS is habit-forming. More tonight...

February 14, 2005  
Blogger Meg Kelso said...

There once was a man that was called Elnore,
I thought I roasted Rick but Unc did more,
Women may dis men and haunt them,
But other men can truly haunt them,
Cause they understand their bad side so much more.

Hehehe
Meg

February 14, 2005  
Blogger Meg Kelso said...

OOPS!!! As I cannot figure out how to edit a comment, I must just correct my mistake by adding this comment, THE SECOND HAUNT should have read TAUNT in my last post. If anyone knows how to edit these things, please let me know.

Meg

February 14, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uncle, you are such a wonderfully delightful, dirty old man :o) I'd take candy from you *ahem* LOL

February 14, 2005  
Blogger Uncle Enore said...

Gimme candy said cutiepie Stace,
All covered in leather and lace,
Yeah that would be nice,
I might do it thrice,
Don't get it all over your face.

February 14, 2005  
Blogger Uncle Enore said...

Jesus Christ!! Did I write THAT? Sigh...

February 14, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO!!! Wow, I feel just so special, I've been immortalized in a limerick :o)

February 15, 2005  
Blogger Meg Kelso said...

Stacey!!!! I tried to call and got your machine, I will call again after court! Have a great day!

Meg

February 15, 2005  

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