Men say the darndest things...

Everyone of these sentences have been spoken to me and one time or another. I imgine that you can tell which ones are from Vex, but it really doesn't matter as long as you get the context.

“I have done nothing hateful to you other than missing a dinner, I don't consider that hateful just inconsiderate.”

“You should be more like my mother, she has no aspirations at all.”

“I didn’t lie about anything except my feelings for you.”

“I don’t want to hear you running off at the mouth, I want action, baby...action.”

“I had to let the phone ring for a long time...in case you were sleeping.”

“I can honestly say that you are the only woman that I have never, ever told a lie to.”

“I would never lie to you anymore, you have caught me in every single lie I have ever told.”

“I don’t feel as though I EVEN NEED to lie to you, you TRUST me and I wouldn’t want to do anything to betray that trust.

“I had sex with her, I made love to you.”

“I never had sex with that woman, Noreen.”

“Men need it more than women, even in the Bible it says men need more than one wife.”

“Well, I didn’t think you’d believe the REAL story....”

(After “making love”), “You’re an excellent fuck“.

Upon being scolded for above comment: “You know, in some circles, that is considered quite the compliment.”

Have you any to add to the collection? I imagine I will think of more as soon as I go to bed. Well, that’s got to be now folks, Good night.

Meg