Well...
...I was wondering about something. I have a question for the men. I have asked two of them already but I would like to gain a wider understanding of the topic in question and that is...breast implants.
Now, men, do you care if they are real or fake? And, how big is too big? Have you seen two that are too big? I have seen some huge knockers on some ladies...usually it’s on Maury Povich...but I have seen some basketball size boobs and I was wondering what you guys thought of that? So, those are really a couple of different questions, does it matter if they are fake and is there such a thing as too big? If you came straight to this post and didn't see the picture of the basteball size knockers, copy and paste this into your browser and see if you think that they are too big. If you've already seen, them, chances are you don't want to see them again (unless I am misreading men completely). But what do I know. Here is the link to the picture:
http://diaryofmydivorce.blogspot.com
/2005/06/i-am-only-going-to-post-this-picture.html
Now, if you particularly like small boobs, you really aren’t eligible for this particular question. But, if you DO prefer small ones, please tell me that. I am sure that some men do and I would like to hear from them. If the only thing you accomplish is to make one small chested woman feel better about herself, then you’ve done a good thing. Heck, you could start a small breasted uprising if you worded your response well enough. This is all part of my man study so it's kind of important.
Speaking of the man study, I feel as though I should make another observation. I am keeping track of many things and I have found that there are quite a few men who have no problem misleading a lady about their marital status. I find that odd. It’s amazing. They start of divorced and then, truth be known, they are actually divorced “on paper” but the wife is living at home for one reason or another. Usually the story involves the benevolent ex-husband coming to the rescue. I don’t understand the need to lie about marital status, there are plenty of women who wouldn’t mind, for one reason or another, dating a married man.
Another thing that I find particularly interesting is the fact that no matter how plainly I put the message, “NO SEX” out there, I get responses such as this one:
your mans right here...are you ready for me...
That’s it. The entire first greeting. Alone, I don’t know how bad that is in itself, but considering the picture he posted of himself, I think he either, A. Didn’t read my profile thoroughly or B. Thought he was so much man that the mere site of his biceps alone would make me melt into his manly arms and fall head over heels in love, forgetting every standard I have ever set for myself. Oh, I should post his picture before I post this post...BRB.
OK, I did it. Don’t worry, you can’t identify him or anything, it’s just another body shot. Although I have a feeling that this dude wouldn’t mind being “outed” as it were. he seems quite confidant and sure of himself. When I politely declined his “proposal”, he responded in his usual verbose style:
what does age have to do with it...don't be scared give it a try
Well, what age has to do with it is this, they ask you to set parameters for the people you would like to hear from and my parameters did not include 25 year olds. That’s just too freaky. You better have at least a 3 at the beginning of your age or I don’t want to have anything to do with you. Those two 29 year olds were flukes and you just never know when one thing will outweigh another so, whatever. But...I specifically stated over 30 and I am going to try to stick to that...well, as hard as I can anyway. After all, I’m just a silly female and I have no idea what I want or need...some buff 25 year old must help me.
And, I most assuredly am not "scared". I have 25 year olds 25 years ago. They are nothing new to me and I doubt that I would be the recipient of anything note-worthy.
Anyway, back to my question, I am serious. What do you guys think of fake tits?
And ladies, if you have had implants, what’s been the reaction from men? Have they improved your life in any way? Or has your self confidence boost been the difference? Once again, I need to know.
Well, I’ll see ya later, gotta let the dog in from the rain.
Meg
...I was wondering about something. I have a question for the men. I have asked two of them already but I would like to gain a wider understanding of the topic in question and that is...breast implants.
Now, men, do you care if they are real or fake? And, how big is too big? Have you seen two that are too big? I have seen some huge knockers on some ladies...usually it’s on Maury Povich...but I have seen some basketball size boobs and I was wondering what you guys thought of that? So, those are really a couple of different questions, does it matter if they are fake and is there such a thing as too big? If you came straight to this post and didn't see the picture of the basteball size knockers, copy and paste this into your browser and see if you think that they are too big. If you've already seen, them, chances are you don't want to see them again (unless I am misreading men completely). But what do I know. Here is the link to the picture:
http://diaryofmydivorce.blogspot.com
/2005/06/i-am-only-going-to-post-this-picture.html
Now, if you particularly like small boobs, you really aren’t eligible for this particular question. But, if you DO prefer small ones, please tell me that. I am sure that some men do and I would like to hear from them. If the only thing you accomplish is to make one small chested woman feel better about herself, then you’ve done a good thing. Heck, you could start a small breasted uprising if you worded your response well enough. This is all part of my man study so it's kind of important.
Speaking of the man study, I feel as though I should make another observation. I am keeping track of many things and I have found that there are quite a few men who have no problem misleading a lady about their marital status. I find that odd. It’s amazing. They start of divorced and then, truth be known, they are actually divorced “on paper” but the wife is living at home for one reason or another. Usually the story involves the benevolent ex-husband coming to the rescue. I don’t understand the need to lie about marital status, there are plenty of women who wouldn’t mind, for one reason or another, dating a married man.
Another thing that I find particularly interesting is the fact that no matter how plainly I put the message, “NO SEX” out there, I get responses such as this one:
your mans right here...are you ready for me...
That’s it. The entire first greeting. Alone, I don’t know how bad that is in itself, but considering the picture he posted of himself, I think he either, A. Didn’t read my profile thoroughly or B. Thought he was so much man that the mere site of his biceps alone would make me melt into his manly arms and fall head over heels in love, forgetting every standard I have ever set for myself. Oh, I should post his picture before I post this post...BRB.
OK, I did it. Don’t worry, you can’t identify him or anything, it’s just another body shot. Although I have a feeling that this dude wouldn’t mind being “outed” as it were. he seems quite confidant and sure of himself. When I politely declined his “proposal”, he responded in his usual verbose style:
what does age have to do with it...don't be scared give it a try
Well, what age has to do with it is this, they ask you to set parameters for the people you would like to hear from and my parameters did not include 25 year olds. That’s just too freaky. You better have at least a 3 at the beginning of your age or I don’t want to have anything to do with you. Those two 29 year olds were flukes and you just never know when one thing will outweigh another so, whatever. But...I specifically stated over 30 and I am going to try to stick to that...well, as hard as I can anyway. After all, I’m just a silly female and I have no idea what I want or need...some buff 25 year old must help me.
And, I most assuredly am not "scared". I have 25 year olds 25 years ago. They are nothing new to me and I doubt that I would be the recipient of anything note-worthy.
Anyway, back to my question, I am serious. What do you guys think of fake tits?
And ladies, if you have had implants, what’s been the reaction from men? Have they improved your life in any way? Or has your self confidence boost been the difference? Once again, I need to know.
Well, I’ll see ya later, gotta let the dog in from the rain.
Meg
posted by Meg Kelso | 7:10 AM
8 Comments:
Depends on the use of the fake tits for me. If it's just for fun and fucking, then I'm all over 'em and think they're great in pretty much any size.
If it's for sex *and* LTR possibilities, then I'm for them IF they make the woman feel better about herself. If they were just a means of getting attention, the little "nerotic" flag goes flying up, and I'll run for the hills.
That's my two cents.
Jon,
Thanks, I liked that, an honest answer. Well, what could happen next?
Meggers
Meg,
To help out with the man study, here's my input:
From a purely "look but can't touch" standpoint, I like a nice set of big breasts, as in C to D. Anything bigger either means a woman is out of shape or that they will succumb to gravity in a big way someday. They have to be real or they don't look right and the whole idea turns me off anyway. I have never been with a woman with enhanced breasts, but it seems to me that they are not as sensitive which would also be a big downside in bed. Sex with women who have sensitive breasts is a lot of fun and gives a nice place to work from as you try to figure out what else turns them on.
But before you write me off as the typical male pig - thats all just fantasy baseball. Its just strolling down the street thinking "wowsers, she's stacked!" In reality, the outcome of my relationships have had less to do with cup size than compatibility, personality and intelligence. Even with a perfect, pert pair, they won't last forever and at some point we all have to shed the illusions of youth. As a man, you still have the fantasies as you get older, but also understand that in order to keep chasing those, you're going to have date increasingly younger women who will be able to relate to you less and less as the age gap increases.
Check out the Terri Hatcher interview in the Feb 05 issue of FHM (yes I bought it, I am sucker for all things Terri). Terri is just about the finest woman alive and I think she handled the interview with class:
-You give 40 a good name
TH-Thats a good angle: 40 and hot...women of my age can be sensual.
-...you're the perfectly breasted Seinfeld girl.
TH-Nine years ago they were "real and spectacular." Now they're just "real."
Just because as guys, we obsess over a nice pair of ta-ta's, doesn't necessarily mean women should run out and get enlargements. I sometimes wonder what a Natl Geo segment on our modern culture would be like? Just as we sit in our chairs and wonder, "Why would someone put increasingly bigger plates in their lips and metal springy deals to extend their throats?" I imagine some culture somewhere wonders the same about us and fake breasts. America has some weird quirks and hang ups not found elsewhere in the world.
I guess thats about 4 cents. Good luck on the quest to find whatever it is you are looking for.
Obviously I am not a guy, but I decided to spend my two cents here anyway.
I was an early bloomer, and bloomed quite abundantly. I've spent my whole life since age 10 as the life support system for a great set of knockers, and I hate it.
Anne
LOLOL, life support system for a pair of boobs, wish I'd said that....I'm sure I will.
Meg
I must say, with respect, that you guys are truly good people. I am actually surprised by the compassion and honesty.
Meg
I am not saying I wouldn't want any endowment -- I just wish what I had were small enough so that when a guy pays attention to me, it's not because I'm (as Robin Williams so succinctly put it) out walking the twins. I wouldn't want to be at either extreme. I have a friend whose husband said that she is so flat, he wants to tattoo her chest with a sign that says, "In case of sex, this side up." I just wanted to flatten him for saying that.
Hi Meg,
I saw your request at my blog and came over to look at this post. While I certainly produce "fake breasts," I am not the cheerleader for "fake-looking" breasts. I prefer modest enlargements that look better over the long term, but it is the patient that is the client. At times when a woman wants "too large," I simply refer her elsewhere. This is all relative.
Women decide upon breast augmentation for a variety of reasons. How men may feel about them is only one of them. As you see, men are not universally in favor of them. Some of the partners of my patients have actually had problems pre-operatively with the idea of "their woman" having them.
Regarding the woman with naturally large breasts, I also perform breast reduction.
Best Regards,
John Di Saia MD
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