Did you ever...

...notice how after you learn a new word, you seem to hear it all the time? Well, ever since I heard the word succubus on South Park, I've been hearing it constantly. I don't know how I missed that one. When I heard it on South Park, I thought it was a word that the boys made up. But now I know, there is, indeed, something called a succubus and it is pretty much what the boys said it was...a female demon who comes to a man while he is sleeping.

Oh, and ladies, don't feel too badly, we have our own demon, the dreaded incubus which comes to us whilst we are sleeping.

You know, that sort of makes me wonder...who visits gay people? Would an incubus visit a women whether she's a lesbian or, like me...strictly dickly? And I have no clue how a gay dude would respond to a succubus. That's a tough one to read, especially since I've never been gay or a dude.

I guess these creatures are responsible for those sex dreams where you wake up just before you cum. Like dying, you can't cum in your sleep. Only a demon could be responsible for that behavior.

You know, I believe that some incubi can take human form. That would explain my ex-husband. Yep, he was one evil demon, he was. And he didn't smell good...another sign of a demon.

I wonder if incubi and succubi ever trade places? If so, that would also explain my first ex's wife. She insane evil and clearly a demon if ever there was one.

Well, I'm off to see if I can find an incubus...then I'll get a real man to finish the job.

:)