I was changing a diaper and my brain hit the ground running (it ain't a pretty sight) about this whole ebay idea.You have the readership... played right, your rings could become the latest pop-culture phenomenon to go on the auction block. Do some promo. You could talk it up on your blog... call that reporter back and tell her you're going to put them up on eBay on such-and-such date and give her your eBay ID so people can find it. Next thing you know, you'll be on Jay Leno and Good Morning America. Heck, I'm wondering if you can say they're haunted. You could say they channel Rick's mom Call 'em **EVIL** DANGEROUS!!! Bid at your own risk!!! These rings turned me into a blind following lackey!!! (Do an eBay search for "haunted" for inspiration. Personally, I do an ebay "haunted" search for laughs about once a month. It's good for an hour or two when I have insomnia.)Anyway, done right, your rings could be coveted by that casino that snaps up virgin Mary toast like it was white beluga caviar on crackers. And va-voom! There's your new car!


This is too good of an idea to pass up. I have taken a picture of the rings and posted them below this post. I don't know how well the picture turned out but I could email better ones to anyone who requested them. I am going to see if I can navigate eBay, but time is of the essence and I wanted to just,

LET THE BIDDING BEGIN!!!