Oh man, every time I go to edit on this post, I get another huge blank space. Damn it. Oh well, I don't care if there are any more mistakes in this post, I am not editing it again. I don't know why it's doing this...it is getting on my nerves. Sorry. See ya down there a little bit.

OK...I don't know why, but I cannot make this huge blank space disappear...so just use it as a time to meditate for a moment.

Man, I don't know what they are doing in the rest of the country but I am sick to death of that runaway bride story. The news here in Georgia has not been as kind as the rest of the nation. Here they have been telling stories about her for a week that have just now come out nationally, Like the story that she has done this twice before and that she has a love interest in New Mexico. Well, I guess the fiance is doing the honorable thing...I knew that there were nice guys out there but this is ridiculous. How do the normal people always find the idiots? Oh well, maybe one day I will find someone who would stand by me through thick amd thin. And I swear, I wouldn't runaway. What an awful thing to have happen. Oh yeah, as a white woman, I am not very happy that she played the sex card in this story. White women everywhere will now be suspect whenever there is another white woman missing. We white women have been held down by such craziness for far too long now. I want an apology to all of the white women in the world for her crass, sexist accusations. How can we ever be expected to get anywhere in this country as long as there are other people out there accusing us of such hideous crimes? I may sue the pants off of that girl. I'd like to sue a lot of places. I have always wanted to sue for a slip and fall injury but every time I get an opportunity, I catch myself and don't fall. I can't seem to just let myself go down onto the floor. So, I could sue McDonald's, but I don't weigh enough. Maybe if I gained some weight, I could sue the local bakery, ya think? Or perhaps I could sue Roseanne for the times when Vex was impotent after watching television. Maybe I could sue the chick who introduced me to Vex. Or the wench that took him! Ooh, wouldn't that be fun? I could sue her for alienation of affection. Maybe I would end up owning her trailer. I also like the idea of taxing stupid crap. Like how they tax cigarettes and alcohol. Maybe we should start taxing the makers of KY Jelly to pay for AIDS research. Or we could put a special tax on Twinkies to pay for obesity research. How about putting a special tax on condoms to pay for research on stretch marks? Oh, we could pay for anything we wanted if we just taxed the right things. I wanted to start my own lottery but they won't let me. Apparently, you have to be an Indian or a sovereign state to host gambling, I don't know why, it makes no sense, but you do. So, maybe we should tax wedding dresses to pay for the treatment of runaway brides that have "issues". Then, all of the happy people who actually do get married can pay for the crimes of the idiot people. Actually, I kind of like that idea, it fits right in with the way we in America seem to enjoy placing responsibility everywhere but right where it belongs, in the lap of the people doing the behaviors. All I have ever wanted was to get Vex in front of a judge and according to the subpeona I just received, I have to testify at a jury trial for him next week. The things say May 16th but that means that for two weeks, I have to be within an hours' notice of court. Seems kind of stupid to me, but I'll go along with it. If anyone out there still thinks he has a brain cell left in that bald head of his, think again. He is going into a criminal court and he is currently in contempt of about 4 court orders. Let me think about it, he is behind in his alimony (but they don't do anything until the guy is one month behind, isn't that nice? Oh well, he WILL get a month behind, I had to pay his child support, I can't imagine that he will do well with alimony). He still hasn't sent the insurance cards for the new medical or dental insurance, he hasn't paid anything to the dentist and he has lied about everything so when he gets to court, he really can't do much testifying unless he wants to either lie or tell the truth and they can't make someone testify against themselves so I guess he will have to take the fifth. I can't wait to see what he is going to do. Man, I wish he would have run away before our wedding, that guy in Duluth has no clue how lucky he is. Meg