Hey, look up Peyronie's Syndrome. You will find that it describes your ex.

Hi! Well, I looked it up and couldn’t find pictures. I noticed that it had some related diagnosis that Vex never had before he left. He had that bent dick thing when I met him at age 24. I have heard that Bill Clinton suffered from the same abnormal penis. It’s a very interesting idea...do you know if anyone is ever just BORN with Peyronie’s? Or, is it necessarily acquired? Not that it matters to me all that much, but I am curious. Of course, there is always the possibility that he had one of those diseases mentioned in the article that I read and he never told me. I THOUGHT he told me everything. He did tell me that when he was in the marines, he had crabs so big he could actually see them crawling around. Damned if he didn’t wait until we were married to share such a lovely story with me. Sigh.