Dear Meg:
LOVE the blog! You go girl! Long time reader, first time commenter. I have a question as to what exactly VLB means (sorry if you did already define it within and I just missed it). I've been trying to figure it out and thus far have come up with:
1) Vex's loser bimbo
2) Virtue lacking broad
3) Vacuous lecherous baby-mama
4) Verminous lustful betrayer
5) Violence lovin' boopsie
(and - my personal favorite)
6) Very little brainpower.
Please - end the suspense! (and keep up the good work).
Janet from Chicago
LOLOLOL, you have me cracking up Janet. You were very close with the first guess...VLB stands for Vex’s Latest Bimbo, but loser works too. My Dad and I were discussing it and he thinks I should just stick with my original term for her, “Bimbo du jour”. He said that they change so frequently that I should use a “one appellation fits all” term. So, I may use VLB, I may use Bimbo du jour, I may just use her name Gail...depending on my mood and what I find most appropriate.
Vacuous lecherous baby-mama...how appropriate. I may, at one time or another, use one of the monikers you have just mentioned, I hope you don’t mind.
So, where in Chicago are you? I grew up in Elk Grove Village and went to high school in Bensenville. I have also lived in River Grove, Glendale Heights and Chicago itself. I’m glad you wrote in, I love to hear from people. I believe that you are my first Chicago “commenter”.
Janet, you have given me an idea...how many names can we come up with for VLB? Vengeful Lying bean-head? Vicious licentious bitch? Vile loathsome bentdicklover? Oh, this is too much fun for one person. What can you guys come up with?
Well, that was fun...I have to clean up some...I'm leaving town soon and I want to be able to say to my son, “This house better look just like this when I get back!!!!”
See ya soon!
Meg
LOVE the blog! You go girl! Long time reader, first time commenter. I have a question as to what exactly VLB means (sorry if you did already define it within and I just missed it). I've been trying to figure it out and thus far have come up with:
1) Vex's loser bimbo
2) Virtue lacking broad
3) Vacuous lecherous baby-mama
4) Verminous lustful betrayer
5) Violence lovin' boopsie
(and - my personal favorite)
6) Very little brainpower.
Please - end the suspense! (and keep up the good work).
Janet from Chicago
LOLOLOL, you have me cracking up Janet. You were very close with the first guess...VLB stands for Vex’s Latest Bimbo, but loser works too. My Dad and I were discussing it and he thinks I should just stick with my original term for her, “Bimbo du jour”. He said that they change so frequently that I should use a “one appellation fits all” term. So, I may use VLB, I may use Bimbo du jour, I may just use her name Gail...depending on my mood and what I find most appropriate.
Vacuous lecherous baby-mama...how appropriate. I may, at one time or another, use one of the monikers you have just mentioned, I hope you don’t mind.
So, where in Chicago are you? I grew up in Elk Grove Village and went to high school in Bensenville. I have also lived in River Grove, Glendale Heights and Chicago itself. I’m glad you wrote in, I love to hear from people. I believe that you are my first Chicago “commenter”.
Janet, you have given me an idea...how many names can we come up with for VLB? Vengeful Lying bean-head? Vicious licentious bitch? Vile loathsome bentdicklover? Oh, this is too much fun for one person. What can you guys come up with?
Well, that was fun...I have to clean up some...I'm leaving town soon and I want to be able to say to my son, “This house better look just like this when I get back!!!!”
See ya soon!
Meg
posted by Meg Kelso | 4:21 PM
3 Comments:
Hey, look up Peyronie's Syndrome. You will find that it describes your ex.
1) Vex's Little Baby
2)Very Large Breasts
I don't know if this is the proper or effective place to pose this question, but other than the obvious personal issues, do you or anyone else have any THOUGHTFUL ideas about why there is such a ready (apparently inexhaustible) supply of females willing to assist an errant male to create an adulterous situation? As a therapist, I can't get over the number of females who bemoan their lot as a result of this willingness. Doesn't seem to matter whether they get him or not, and they don't seem to connect any of their relationship problems with the fact that he was willing to deal with relationship problems by bailing, but only at his own convenience and covertly. Where does the arrogance come from, which makes each adultry enabler believe that she is IT and he would never treat her the same way?
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