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Sunday, June 05, 2005

I seem to be spending a lot of time with cops.

It has to do with the people I am with and it's just a social setting but I find it unnerving. I'm not doing anything wrong, I'm just hanging out...literally...and eating. Everywhere I turn, some cop is right there, wearing some intimidating cop-club t-shirt with bulging muscles. Why do we always feel so guilty around cops? I'm a good girl, I am, but I feel like a gazelle in the middle of a bunch of jaguars.

I don't think it bothered me until I realized that they all speak in interogation techniques. Every time they ask you a question, they follow it up with some reason why they understand why you did what you did, kinda like the cop who says, "Hey, he was screwing another woman so you HAD to shoot him! I understand." I am questioning the motives of every single question that anyone asks me. I even questioned a kiss. It felt like a "detective" kiss.

Luckily, I am alone now. No cops around me at all. That was as many cops as I have ever seen in one place outside of the Chicago's St. Patrick's Day parade. I don't know why they are bothering me so much, it could be just that they are mostly men and they just freak me out. I am usually not so outnumbered, that alone is really bugging me. I am wildly outnumbered by men who are right by might and that's a little too right for me.

I am having a very nice time. I didn't bring too many nice weather clothes, it was supposed to rain and be cold but it's unseasonably warm instead. I just yawned a huge yawn so I am going to lie down and take a little nap while there are no cops around. Have a nice afternoon, see ya soon.

Meg

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe one of the cops can get to the bottom of just exactly what DID cause Vex's pecker to get so mangled.

June 05, 2005  
Blogger Meg Kelso said...

Yeah, I'll see if one of them wants that job, LOL.

Meg

June 05, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha anonymous. Last time I checked, anyone who has to resort to name calling as an insult is on pretty thin ice. Is that the best you can come up with? Pretty sorry if it is. Methinks you're jealous of somebody else having a good time. I'm guessing you're ugly, too, and can only get nasty-looking people to go out with you.

June 05, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trolls! Go figure. Cops make me nervous too... but oh! Those uniforms!

June 05, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cops used to make me nervous..until I became one.
You just have to come to terms with the fact that they are ordinary people. I still get a little lump in my stomach when I get pulled over, but am comforted by the fact that I know what the copper is going to say and also how to answer. I have to admit when I was riding round in a cop car once, I just happened to be driving behind a friend of mine who didn't realise it was me. I pulled him over with the Blues&Twos. I tapped on his window and he had the biggest scare. I was in histerics....
Just like in any other job you get your jobs-worths...keep that in mind next time you speak to a dojey copper.

You are around another one you know ;)

June 06, 2005  

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