Meg...
...I've heard many men say "more than a mouthful's wasted".
I’ve been waiting for that. Of course, I’ve heard it said that more than a handful is a waste as well. I wish I could counter with something similar to the men...but I fear that to do so would be to start an entirely new problem.
Men, would you be satisfied with a small...purple-headed yogurt slinger just because a woman said, “Oh, honey, don’t worry, anything more than a mouthful....”, well, you know where I’m going with that. But let me ask you this guys, if you lost a lot of weight and 90% of your...member had disappeared, would you want to fix that?
I was very interested with the way most guys answered the boob question. They seem to be more impressed with a woman who is happy with what she’s got than a nice rack. Like I said earlier, I was also impressed at the men who said that, “for medical reasons...” they wouldn’t mind the implants.
Let me ask you a question regarding that. Say a woman is...I don’t know, 5’ 8” tall and weighed, oh...say, 160. Now, this woman has a nice pair of feet. OK, now, lets say that she....Oh, I don’t know...had cancer of the parathyroid gland. As you may or may not know, that causes hypercalcemia which is a hideous illness and causes massive loss of body mass.
Are ya still with me here?
OK, now, say that this women still had her...socks. But her feet had disappeared by 90%. Now, the problem is, those damn socks are the only ones she has. Does she walk around with them all empty and flopping around?
Or, should she go and get better feet? Now, they wouldn’t be giant BOZO feet, just the same old feet. Is THAT a good enough reason for implants?
I looked up the word “friend” in the dictionary and they had quite a few different definitions:
1. One attached to another by affection or esteem.
2. One that is of the same nation, party or group.
3. One that is not hostile.
Nowhere in any of the definitions did it say that a friend was someone that you have actually met. So, I feel as though I can sincerely say that I have a bunch of friends here. One of the reasons that I don’t trash comments (unless they are from VLB or Vex...or unless they are very insulting to another commentator), is that I am always sure that my friends will come to my defense and you guys haven’t let me down once. For that, I truly thank you.
Every so often, I “meet” a new friend here and recently...I have met quite a few.
This is from one of my relatively new friends, Janet in Chicago (Oh, please, Janet, come and take me home!):
Hi Meg! I too am a fan of the TV show Cheaters (re: your prev post about how you & Vex used to watch it together). Saw a great episode recently where girlfriend suspected boyfriend of playing around -- Cheaters investigators got footage of him wearing a wedding ring leaving his house with a woman who was also wearing a wedding ring -- turns out they were married to each other! The Cheaters crew/girlfriend busted him and wife in a Laundromat....
Yeah, I saw that one. As the wife, I would have simply walked quietly away into the dark.
I always wondered if being busted on the show scared the cheaters into "temperance & virtue", or if they just went right back to cheating on the partners weak enough to take them back???
Well, in my experience, when a woman takes a man back after cheating, he has learned that she WILL take him back and the cheating begins again. I would love to hear from ANYONE who cheated or was cheated upon ONE TIME and then continued on to have a happy marriage. I will not hold my breathe waiting...but I would like to hear if that has ever happened and how the two of you made it past the lies.
Can you imagine if you had been out w/Vex and were descended upon by his angry girlfriend and TV crew? (I'm sure he would have argued plausible deniability till blue in the face..."no, I don't know her, she's crazy, that's not me on that videotape with her, it doesn't look anything like me/etc etc").
Yeah, as Vex loved to say, “Who are you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes? As I said earlier, I would have quietly walked away.
If you hadn't been so seriously ill last year you could have had Cheaters bust him & trailer slut on national TV for you.
Yeah, well at one point, I actually considered that. The way it works is you hire the detective yourself and if they find the cheater, and the show uses your story...you get the money back. Well, how many wives could sneak enough money away from the household to hire a P.I.? I wasn’t as good at the sneaky finance juggling as Vex was. I could have never paid for the P.I. in the first place. But I would have done it in a heartbeat. Of course, at that time, I hadn’t yet come up with this blog and looking back, I like this better.
Oh, I just received another e-offer:
OK so much for the younger guys, what about slightly older guys who are single and very outgoing and know how to treat a Lady?
Well, I like them. Actually, I don’t really put too much value on the age of a man...an older one can be a jerk just as easily as a young one could be. Single is a good thing and I LOVE outgoing men. By the way, the being treated like a lady thing is a mandatory requisite of mine...Vex has taught me that men who don’t treat a woman like a lady usually have no respect for them and that is never a portent of good things to come.
By the way, Buddy, you are in Marietta, why haven’t you found me yet? I’m right here! I believe that I challenged you to find me...it wouldn't be hard.:) So, outgoing, older single dude, get out and get going!
Oh, I wanted to respond to this comment made a few days ago:
I know most women think they know the right size bra for them, but actually they don't and I thought that if I got measured by a professional, bra's would be so much more comfy.
That is so true. I learned a few years ago that it’s worth the extra money you pay to go to Victoria’s Secret and get fitted properly. I hate, absolutely HATE spending money on bras. But, it really is worth the extra expense because a properly fitted bra can make a world of difference. (Sorry guys, I just wanted to let the ladies who haven’t had a good bra fitting in on that.)
Ouch, hot Georgia days are brutal. I live in Vegas and I think that. The humidity is a killer. Walking outside feels like someone threw a hot wet blanket over you. I can't imagine being there in the heat without AC... my sympathies go out to you.
OMG!!!! Yes. This isn’t regular hot, this is new and improved hot. The humidity is truly a killer and I am enjoying the slightly cooler, earlier part of the day. My landlord is on vacation (I assume, he isn’t returning my calls) and I can’t remember the name of the heating and air guy he uses. I’ve had 3 men (one was my son) look at the AC and no one can figure out the problem. Last night I went out with a friend and he actually crawled under my house (with all the spiders...YIKES!) to see if he could find the problem. I’m starting to think that it’s just the freon (sp?) and there isn’t anything that I can do about it until I find that guy’s name or my landlord gets back. In the meantime, being this hot makes me PMSy. Anne is right about Georgia:
One of my favorite sayings I've heard about Atlanta weather is that we have four separate and distinct seasons:
1. Almost Summer
2. Summer
3. Still Summer
4. Christmas
Wish I'd said it!
You did girl, and now I will use it as well. I totally missed the month where I don’t have to pay an atrocious bill for heat OR air conditioning. Usually, we have at least one month of cheap electricity...not this year. :(
Oh, as to my description of Guy:
Try 5'10", 150-155 pounds, light brown hair and clean shaven. You're so close to the mark that it's kinda spooky. ;)
Well, you were wearing shoes in my picture so maybe that’s where the height disparity came from. Let me try Kristan....5’ 6”, pretty, 130-140 pounds and a cute little short hair cut. (Of course, perhaps the heat on my neck is making me imagine short hair for the wrong reason...but that’s how I picture Kristan.)
Speaking of Kristan:
Just the other day an ex IM'ed me and told me a whole story about how wrong he was, blah blah blah, and I had the best time telling him sorry, but I found someone that does appreciate me, we are in love and we live together, etc.. I also told him not to worry about what he did to me cause it's fine, it doesn't bother me and it never really did ( I never showed him how upset he had made me, I'm stubborn and I hate giving people that kind of satisfaction). So, that was my shining moment for a little while. =)
Congrats girl! That certainly was a “shining moment” and I wish I could have seen the look on the losers’ face.
Oh...and Texas Ivy:
Had bigger ones when I was pregnant, and.. no thanks.
That reminded me of the first day that my milk came in after giving birth. As though it were yesterday, I remember standing in front of the mirror with these two rock hard mountains thinking, “I am woman!” Damn, of all the times not to have a camera.
You guys mentioned a few other things that I found interesting. I didn’t know that the fake ones were “cooler” than the surrounding area. Also, I didn’t know that there was nipple sensation loss during a breast reduction...what a shame. There is one thing that no one mentioned that I think I mentioned months ago...aging with those implants. I had a patient who must have been about a thousand years old and I think that Hypocrites himself had implanted those bad boys. Well, I found it interesting that her implants were exactly where they had been put oh, so many years ago. BUT...the nipples had migrated quite a bit further south. Far too many options for any old man, not to mention the confusion, does he go after the boob-like things on her chest, or doesn’t he go on a hunt for the nipples?
Auntie had a question:
Just thinking, Meg. Are there any administrative positions you could go for? Work isn't just for the money - the camaraderie can be a real lift, and in your case, an invaluable social networking tool. An administrative position might allow you to work given your medical condition.
I have worked in administration for years. That doesn’t make it any easier. My doctor has said that I am not allowed to work at all...he wants me to sign up for disability. The hypercalcemia has caused my bones to be so brittle that I have broken 2 of them in the past year. Every time I leave his office he says, “Whatever you do...Don’t fall down!” I do have a couple of private duty patients that I care for but that doesn’t pay as well as a regular job would. If I could earn what I did at my last job, I could pay the bills easily with cash to spare. And yes, the thought of working with other people is very appealing to me because I spend so much time alone. I would love to go back to work and can't wait until I can. Even if I did pass a drug screen and they hired me knowing that I was on morphine, that would be a recipe for disaster. The reason no one will hire a nurse on morphine has to do with a legal term called “scienter”. That means that if you had prior knowledge of a potentially dangerous situation and something bad happened, you can be sued big time. So...if I was working while on the morphine, and something bad happened (even if it had nothing to do with the morphine, obviously it doesn’t impair my judgment), the employer would be sued just because I WAS taking morphine. A few months ago I asked here on the blog if there was anyone who knew of any jobs that I could take. I got no response. So...I am asking again, is there anyone in the Atlanta area who would like to hire a bright, responsible woman who can learn quickly and is very reliable?
Well, I have to go take another shower, the morning cool is leaving quickly. I’ll be back after a while, have a good afternoon!
Meg
...I've heard many men say "more than a mouthful's wasted".
I’ve been waiting for that. Of course, I’ve heard it said that more than a handful is a waste as well. I wish I could counter with something similar to the men...but I fear that to do so would be to start an entirely new problem.
Men, would you be satisfied with a small...purple-headed yogurt slinger just because a woman said, “Oh, honey, don’t worry, anything more than a mouthful....”, well, you know where I’m going with that. But let me ask you this guys, if you lost a lot of weight and 90% of your...member had disappeared, would you want to fix that?
I was very interested with the way most guys answered the boob question. They seem to be more impressed with a woman who is happy with what she’s got than a nice rack. Like I said earlier, I was also impressed at the men who said that, “for medical reasons...” they wouldn’t mind the implants.
Let me ask you a question regarding that. Say a woman is...I don’t know, 5’ 8” tall and weighed, oh...say, 160. Now, this woman has a nice pair of feet. OK, now, lets say that she....Oh, I don’t know...had cancer of the parathyroid gland. As you may or may not know, that causes hypercalcemia which is a hideous illness and causes massive loss of body mass.
Are ya still with me here?
OK, now, say that this women still had her...socks. But her feet had disappeared by 90%. Now, the problem is, those damn socks are the only ones she has. Does she walk around with them all empty and flopping around?
Or, should she go and get better feet? Now, they wouldn’t be giant BOZO feet, just the same old feet. Is THAT a good enough reason for implants?
I looked up the word “friend” in the dictionary and they had quite a few different definitions:
1. One attached to another by affection or esteem.
2. One that is of the same nation, party or group.
3. One that is not hostile.
Nowhere in any of the definitions did it say that a friend was someone that you have actually met. So, I feel as though I can sincerely say that I have a bunch of friends here. One of the reasons that I don’t trash comments (unless they are from VLB or Vex...or unless they are very insulting to another commentator), is that I am always sure that my friends will come to my defense and you guys haven’t let me down once. For that, I truly thank you.
Every so often, I “meet” a new friend here and recently...I have met quite a few.
This is from one of my relatively new friends, Janet in Chicago (Oh, please, Janet, come and take me home!):
Hi Meg! I too am a fan of the TV show Cheaters (re: your prev post about how you & Vex used to watch it together). Saw a great episode recently where girlfriend suspected boyfriend of playing around -- Cheaters investigators got footage of him wearing a wedding ring leaving his house with a woman who was also wearing a wedding ring -- turns out they were married to each other! The Cheaters crew/girlfriend busted him and wife in a Laundromat....
Yeah, I saw that one. As the wife, I would have simply walked quietly away into the dark.
I always wondered if being busted on the show scared the cheaters into "temperance & virtue", or if they just went right back to cheating on the partners weak enough to take them back???
Well, in my experience, when a woman takes a man back after cheating, he has learned that she WILL take him back and the cheating begins again. I would love to hear from ANYONE who cheated or was cheated upon ONE TIME and then continued on to have a happy marriage. I will not hold my breathe waiting...but I would like to hear if that has ever happened and how the two of you made it past the lies.
Can you imagine if you had been out w/Vex and were descended upon by his angry girlfriend and TV crew? (I'm sure he would have argued plausible deniability till blue in the face..."no, I don't know her, she's crazy, that's not me on that videotape with her, it doesn't look anything like me/etc etc").
Yeah, as Vex loved to say, “Who are you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes? As I said earlier, I would have quietly walked away.
If you hadn't been so seriously ill last year you could have had Cheaters bust him & trailer slut on national TV for you.
Yeah, well at one point, I actually considered that. The way it works is you hire the detective yourself and if they find the cheater, and the show uses your story...you get the money back. Well, how many wives could sneak enough money away from the household to hire a P.I.? I wasn’t as good at the sneaky finance juggling as Vex was. I could have never paid for the P.I. in the first place. But I would have done it in a heartbeat. Of course, at that time, I hadn’t yet come up with this blog and looking back, I like this better.
Oh, I just received another e-offer:
OK so much for the younger guys, what about slightly older guys who are single and very outgoing and know how to treat a Lady?
Well, I like them. Actually, I don’t really put too much value on the age of a man...an older one can be a jerk just as easily as a young one could be. Single is a good thing and I LOVE outgoing men. By the way, the being treated like a lady thing is a mandatory requisite of mine...Vex has taught me that men who don’t treat a woman like a lady usually have no respect for them and that is never a portent of good things to come.
By the way, Buddy, you are in Marietta, why haven’t you found me yet? I’m right here! I believe that I challenged you to find me...it wouldn't be hard.:) So, outgoing, older single dude, get out and get going!
Oh, I wanted to respond to this comment made a few days ago:
I know most women think they know the right size bra for them, but actually they don't and I thought that if I got measured by a professional, bra's would be so much more comfy.
That is so true. I learned a few years ago that it’s worth the extra money you pay to go to Victoria’s Secret and get fitted properly. I hate, absolutely HATE spending money on bras. But, it really is worth the extra expense because a properly fitted bra can make a world of difference. (Sorry guys, I just wanted to let the ladies who haven’t had a good bra fitting in on that.)
Ouch, hot Georgia days are brutal. I live in Vegas and I think that. The humidity is a killer. Walking outside feels like someone threw a hot wet blanket over you. I can't imagine being there in the heat without AC... my sympathies go out to you.
OMG!!!! Yes. This isn’t regular hot, this is new and improved hot. The humidity is truly a killer and I am enjoying the slightly cooler, earlier part of the day. My landlord is on vacation (I assume, he isn’t returning my calls) and I can’t remember the name of the heating and air guy he uses. I’ve had 3 men (one was my son) look at the AC and no one can figure out the problem. Last night I went out with a friend and he actually crawled under my house (with all the spiders...YIKES!) to see if he could find the problem. I’m starting to think that it’s just the freon (sp?) and there isn’t anything that I can do about it until I find that guy’s name or my landlord gets back. In the meantime, being this hot makes me PMSy. Anne is right about Georgia:
One of my favorite sayings I've heard about Atlanta weather is that we have four separate and distinct seasons:
1. Almost Summer
2. Summer
3. Still Summer
4. Christmas
Wish I'd said it!
You did girl, and now I will use it as well. I totally missed the month where I don’t have to pay an atrocious bill for heat OR air conditioning. Usually, we have at least one month of cheap electricity...not this year. :(
Oh, as to my description of Guy:
Try 5'10", 150-155 pounds, light brown hair and clean shaven. You're so close to the mark that it's kinda spooky. ;)
Well, you were wearing shoes in my picture so maybe that’s where the height disparity came from. Let me try Kristan....5’ 6”, pretty, 130-140 pounds and a cute little short hair cut. (Of course, perhaps the heat on my neck is making me imagine short hair for the wrong reason...but that’s how I picture Kristan.)
Speaking of Kristan:
Just the other day an ex IM'ed me and told me a whole story about how wrong he was, blah blah blah, and I had the best time telling him sorry, but I found someone that does appreciate me, we are in love and we live together, etc.. I also told him not to worry about what he did to me cause it's fine, it doesn't bother me and it never really did ( I never showed him how upset he had made me, I'm stubborn and I hate giving people that kind of satisfaction). So, that was my shining moment for a little while. =)
Congrats girl! That certainly was a “shining moment” and I wish I could have seen the look on the losers’ face.
Oh...and Texas Ivy:
Had bigger ones when I was pregnant, and.. no thanks.
That reminded me of the first day that my milk came in after giving birth. As though it were yesterday, I remember standing in front of the mirror with these two rock hard mountains thinking, “I am woman!” Damn, of all the times not to have a camera.
You guys mentioned a few other things that I found interesting. I didn’t know that the fake ones were “cooler” than the surrounding area. Also, I didn’t know that there was nipple sensation loss during a breast reduction...what a shame. There is one thing that no one mentioned that I think I mentioned months ago...aging with those implants. I had a patient who must have been about a thousand years old and I think that Hypocrites himself had implanted those bad boys. Well, I found it interesting that her implants were exactly where they had been put oh, so many years ago. BUT...the nipples had migrated quite a bit further south. Far too many options for any old man, not to mention the confusion, does he go after the boob-like things on her chest, or doesn’t he go on a hunt for the nipples?
Auntie had a question:
Just thinking, Meg. Are there any administrative positions you could go for? Work isn't just for the money - the camaraderie can be a real lift, and in your case, an invaluable social networking tool. An administrative position might allow you to work given your medical condition.
I have worked in administration for years. That doesn’t make it any easier. My doctor has said that I am not allowed to work at all...he wants me to sign up for disability. The hypercalcemia has caused my bones to be so brittle that I have broken 2 of them in the past year. Every time I leave his office he says, “Whatever you do...Don’t fall down!” I do have a couple of private duty patients that I care for but that doesn’t pay as well as a regular job would. If I could earn what I did at my last job, I could pay the bills easily with cash to spare. And yes, the thought of working with other people is very appealing to me because I spend so much time alone. I would love to go back to work and can't wait until I can. Even if I did pass a drug screen and they hired me knowing that I was on morphine, that would be a recipe for disaster. The reason no one will hire a nurse on morphine has to do with a legal term called “scienter”. That means that if you had prior knowledge of a potentially dangerous situation and something bad happened, you can be sued big time. So...if I was working while on the morphine, and something bad happened (even if it had nothing to do with the morphine, obviously it doesn’t impair my judgment), the employer would be sued just because I WAS taking morphine. A few months ago I asked here on the blog if there was anyone who knew of any jobs that I could take. I got no response. So...I am asking again, is there anyone in the Atlanta area who would like to hire a bright, responsible woman who can learn quickly and is very reliable?
Well, I have to go take another shower, the morning cool is leaving quickly. I’ll be back after a while, have a good afternoon!
Meg
posted by Meg Kelso | 8:30 AM
13 Comments:
Hi Meg!
Okay, my description was off a little... I'm more like 5'4" and I have longish brown hair (just past my shoulder blades), but you were right I'm EXTREMELY PRETTY!! lol ;)
You know, I live on Long Island and we only have 2 seasons, Winter and Summer, and inbetween we have about 2 weeks of Autumn and Spring. Well, that's atleast how I see it. Yesterday it was 90 degrees until about 8:30 p.m., doesn't cool off fast enough and I wont even talk about what the humidity is like, sometimes you can barely breath (and I have asthma which sucks) and you can smell the heat. But, that's Summer for ya!
My aunt and her family moved to Georgia just under 2 years ago and they love it down there. My bf and I were actually considering moving down there after we get married. From what we hear it's a different world from up here regarding money issues and other things. I'm not sure of the county but they live in a town called Buford, it's outside of Atlanta. I know it's like a needle in a hay stack but I was just wondering if you knew the town, it's worth a shot.
=)
Kristan,
Yep, I'm aware of that town. It's a suburb of Atlanta that is...maybe at 1 o'clock...if you put Atlanta in the middle. I actually knew people from Buford before I ever moved here. Talk about a small world!
Oh, if you do move here...bring some freon and a fan. (And call me!)
Guy...maybe I didn't make myself clear with the sock analogy...I can't get new socks, I am stuck with the two I have hanging on my chest. :(
wow, small world. i love it! we're planning on going down there to visit. i haven't been there yet and i'm dying to see the new house, the pictures are beautiful.
i'll bring as many fans as you need, just let me know how many! ;)
hmm.. i was wondering.. can you get a boob lift without the implants or are the implants the actual lift? i have no idea... it's sad to say that at my age i could use a lift or two.
Meg, I'm thinking medical reasons would be something along the lines of a breast cancer patient who has to have one or both breasts removed. It's sort of like I usually don't have much use for plastic surgery, but for burn victims, or others involved in disfiguring incidences it can be a huge blessing. Implants and plastic surgery for purposes of vanity I have no use for though.
Do you really think the judge will put Vex in contempt when he reads this "I forgot to tell him that Vex is almost ready for the 30 day contempt thingie for alimony. I saved six weeks worth of the alimony money orders (yep, he can’t send a check:) ) before I cashed them just so that he could be a month late without it hurting me too much. But, at a month, it hurts. "
Or did you forget you wrote it.
Without a doubt, fun in bed goes miles beyond big tits--- my take anyway...kyle
Guy, thanks for coming to my defense, yet again. I didn't forget I wrote that...it doesn't matter what I do with the money, he has been ordered by a judge to pay it. And...when I DID write that, I thought that I couldn't file contempt charges until he was 30 days late. That's WHY I saved them. Now that I know he CANNOT BE ONE DAY late without being in contempt, I am not as concerned as I was then about holding onto the money orders. And VLB, how nice of you to drop by. Tell me, did you appreciate the rose that he took out of my anniversary present to give to you? Or are my seconds something you get into whether they be a bald sex freak or a flower?
Meg
Meg
Meg, I am working on it. I wil find a way to communicate and send picture somehow. With your personality you would have to be worth the effort.
Buddy in Marietta
Buddy,
Don't tell anyone this, but I'm in the book. Oddly enough...my name is Margaret. Now...the rest is up to you.
Meg
Guy I'm on the same page as you, just perhaps didn't clarify. I feel that if a person endures the trauma of say being severely burned by a fire, hey should not have to endure the stares from he disfigurement... the same could be said of a masectomy. But say for someone like me, who did consider them for no other reason than I was insecure about my bust size... no. For a woman ho wants a face lift because she's getting older and doesn't like the fac she's getting fine lines... no. I guess what I'm saying is plastic surgery as a result of extenuating circumstances (aging not being one of those because it is a natural process) to restore someone to where they were originally, makes sense. Some plastic and reconstructive surgery is medically necessary, for example skin grafts. But the reasons you cited and others like them, I think are unnacceptable.
Have you ever thought of taking this show to Jerry Springer?
Springer? Nope. He is far too sedate for my show.
Meg
That'd be great...but I wouldn't want him in Chicago...he would be just a little bit too close to my daughter. Oh, I wonder if his whacky attorney will be so fond of him when he doesn't pay HER.
Meggers
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