Happy Twelfth Day of Christmas!!!!

Well, it's the last day of Christmas and I made it out of the hospital before it ended. I was pretty bored...I spent most of my time pushing the button on the morphine pump. That was fun.

So, now that I'm home, I'm enjoying vision. My glasses are broken and while I can wear them at home while I watch TV in my house alone, I can't do it in public. And, like it or not, a hospital room is far from private. You have no clue who might drop in at any given time.

Oh, by the way, I DID end up eating gelatinous fruit cocktail! I got a kick out of that one. Oh, my hip is cracked but it's cracked in a place where they would have to replace my hip and I'm not done with this one yet. So, I spent a few days in traction. I would have stayed longer but a doctor came into my room early this morning and the words "nursing home" came out of his mouth. I think it was about then that I decided to leave the hospital.

I got myself dressed and all ready to go when a nursing assistant came into my room and caught me. I probably wouldn't have just left, but I could see myself slipping down a hallway if I needed to.

Apparently, Payton is very happy to see me. He's been doing his best to hump me ever since I got back. I put two children's gate up to keep him and his happy dog self the hell away from me. I read that humping you has nothing to do with sex. Yeah right....have you SEEN a dog hard on? Ick, ick, ick. I need to go exercise my remote control. It hasn't been doing much at all now.

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