Good Morning!
I have a lot to do today. I am going out dancing tonight. That's the plan anyway. I went out to dinner with a male friend of mine last night and he mentioned my date tonight. (We went to a Chinese Buffet that Vex and I used to go to all of the time and it didn't bother me one bit, I was pleased about that) I started to get all excited about the date and when I went to the bathroom, I was sitting there thinking and I remembered that last week when we were out, the guy said he didn't like to dance. We did slow dance, but when he said we would go out dancing, I was thinking he meant really tripping the light fantastic. Then, sitting there in the ladies room, I was wondering if he meant just slow dancing. I have nothing against slow dancing, especially when it with a man that is 6'5" tall and 265 pounds. I like holding on to that much man. But, I still want to stop all of this kitchen dancing, it is too good to confine it to a kitchen. So, I don't know if I will be really shaking my ass or just kind of doing that box step thing. One way or another, we will have fun.
So, Prince Charles married his mistress. I have to wonder if he had second thoughts when she walked down the aisle in that wheat hat. Oh, hell, if he could get past her face, the hat should be a piece of cake, she can take the hat off, that face is just THERE! What a mess that royal house is. His mother wouldn't even go, and they expect us to believe that she deferred to Charles because it was supposed to be "his day". Now, does anyone really think that the press would have cared about that old lady when they had another old lady who was dressed so ridiculously to pick on? I think they would have been all over the REAL story, the prince, his mistress and what her title will be. And then, they would be too busy interviewing Diana fans to care about Old Lizbeth. And, now they are off to honeymoon exactly where he honeymooned with Diana.
Some women don't have a bit of self esteem. I would want my OWN honeymoon. I have to wonder how many of our old places Vex is taking his tramp, Gail. I bet she doesn't care that he takes her to places we used to go, why should she, she took a husband that I used to sleep with and that didn't bother her. Last summer, he took her to one of our restaurants, I wonder if he told her that and I wonder if the staff sat them at our table. If they did, I wonder if Vex was just happy that Gail didn't know that she was taking my place in more ways and places than one. Oh well, she didn't mind screwing my husband in our bed, why should she mind going to all of the places that we used to go? Now, to be fair, he could be with someone else at this point, Gail hasn't called me for a while. So, I figure either they broke up or he finally figured out that she was calling me 3-4 times a month. I don't miss her calls but I would like to speak to the one who called me last October to tell me that she and he had a huge fight. I loved it, Vex was cheating on his co-cheater. I can't remember her name but if she is still out there, I would love to hear from her again...I need one witness who will say she went to bed with my husband and she said she would do it, that's why I started the divorce. Then, I didn't hear from her so just in case, I'd like to let her know that she can safely call me again.
Anyway, back to my date tonight...I don't know where we are going but the dress is so nice that I have to assume it will be a nice place. Can you call it a date while you are still married? I don't know, call it what you will, I am closer to being single than I am being married. I finally took off my rings the other day. I didn't want to have that ring mark around my finger when the papers come, I would hate to miss one because I was wearing the rings or had the "I just took off my wedding rings so you wouldn't think I was married" thing on my finger. One of the reasons I kept them on for so long was so that I didn't get hit on out in public. It didn't work that well, but I don't want to take any chances...I want to at least LOOK single, I have to start lining up my 3 date men. Tonight will be my third date with this one, I'll call him John. Actually, that is his name but there are so many John's that I think I can safely use his real name. I did tell him about the blog and that I might use his name. Now, I want to get a picture and hope he doesn't mind my posting it. Like I said, if you haven't slept with someone, they are more likely to be sweet and let you do things like that.
I decided how I am going to handle telling men what I am doing. I am going to say that I have a blog and I keep a journal on it. I will also say that I write about any men that I may go out with. That's it, if they have any questions, I will answer them but if they don't, I will leave it at that.
If I am leaving anything out, let me know.
Well, my son has finally decided to wake up. He stays here when he has his daughter for the weekend. I guess he doesn't want his house messed up. Oh, speaking of a mess, my dog pulled down a plant stand in my living room. The plant and all of the dirt fell on the carpet and he also knocked over a table with my favorite lamp on it. He broke the lamp but I think I can fix it. My point in telling you this is that now I have to steam clean the carpet AGAIN! Not all of it, just the dark spot in the living room. I think I should buy my own carpet cleaner, I could have with all of the money I have spent renting steam cleaners this past month.
The lady I got the dog from breeds boxers and neapolitan mastiffs (sp?) and they have all of the shots you need to keep the animals vaccinated. The problem is, I have to give the dog the shots myself. This will be the 4rth and 5th shots I have given him. I have to repeat them both in one week. He doesn't mind the needle so much, but after I give him the shot, you can tell it irritates the heck out of him. Luckily, by then, he doesn't know that I caused it. My son put a bandana on his neck and he looks so cute with it on. It's about time to have his testicles removed. I saw something the other day for the first time and I don't ever want to see it again. So, tell me, once I have him neutered, will I sill see the canine version of Mr. Happy? God, please, tell me no.
OH! By the way, youngin' #1 dropped by unannounced last night. earlier in the week his grandmother called me to ask if I had seen him. I hadn't but I told her I would try to find him and have him call her. She and I spoke for a while, she is a very pleasant lady. When he came by last night, he said that his grandmother asked him how old I was, that I sounded older than he "had said". I asked him what he told her and he said he told her that I was about 39. Now, I don't know why he felt the need to lie about that. I cannot abide a grown man who is afraid to tell the truth. What was Granny gonna do to him if he told the truth? I doubt she would have put him over her knee. I have no use for a guy who is not man enough to tell the truth and stand by it. If you feel the need to lie, you shouldn't be doing whatever it is you need to lie about. A real man knows what he wants and doesn't apologize for it.
Anyway, he shouldn't have come by without calling because I had that dinner date with my friend and I had to leave almost immediately. Youngin' #1 is a friend of my son's and my son was there so when I left, they both just stayed there watching a movie called The Siege. I was gone long enough for the movie to end and for the guy to leave but when I got home, there he was. I just said hello and continued walking through the house to my room. I locked myself in it and fell asleep. That wasn't my plan. I was going to change clothes and go back out but I didn't want anyone following me. I waited in my room for a little while and before I knew it, it was morning. I hate that.
My father went back to Florida to play in a bridge tournament for the weekend and then he will drive back here Monday so we can get that car registered. I went to the emissions place and they failed it for lack of a gas cap. I could have gone to get one but then he said something about OBD and that when my son jumped the car, it had to reset the computer. I aksed how and he said to take the car and drive it around. It is illegal, how can I do that? He told me to put a piece of cardboard on the back that says, "Tag applied for". I don't have that kind of luck. So, I don't know what to do to get the computer to reset, do any of you have any ideas? This is the car that I could buy if Vex releases me from having to file taxes with him. In the meantime, I can use it for a little while but I want a car that is MINE and cannot be taken away at the drop of a hat. My father has to sell it for the estate and I can buy it if I can file my own taxes. Otherwise, he has to sell it to the first person who offers him enough. So, in the meantime, if I want to use it at all, I have to get it tested, insured and registered. All of that and if it gets sold the next day, I will have wasted a lot of cash.
Man, my monitor is dirty. I bet it is so bad from the Alzheimer's lady. She wouldn't stop smoking no matter what we did. Ther are only two places IN the house that I allow smoking and she wouldn't stay confined to either area much less go outside with her cigarettes. Even when my grandchildren were here, she smoked constantly. I would tell her to stay in one room with the cigarettes and she would say O.K. and then a minute later, she would be standing in the room with the kids and her cigarette. There was nothing we could do to stop her. My son eventually put blankets up on doorways to keep the smoke in one part of the house.
She has been gone almost a week and I can still smell cigarette smoke in my house. I have washed all of the clothes, shampooed the carpet and now I think I will have to paint the walls to get the stench out of my house. Damn it.
I JUST GOT A BEAUTIFUL CORSAGE DELIVERED TO MY DOOR!!!!!! I am so excited, I haven't had anyone send me a corsage since prom. Oh, now I am so giddy...I feel like a teenager. I am absolutely giggling! And it is an orchid, damn he is good. Last week we were talking about flowers (gardening) and I mentioned that I couldn't grow orchids. Well, either he remembered that or it is an amazing coincidence. Well, now I have to go play dress up with my flower. :)
Meg
I have a lot to do today. I am going out dancing tonight. That's the plan anyway. I went out to dinner with a male friend of mine last night and he mentioned my date tonight. (We went to a Chinese Buffet that Vex and I used to go to all of the time and it didn't bother me one bit, I was pleased about that) I started to get all excited about the date and when I went to the bathroom, I was sitting there thinking and I remembered that last week when we were out, the guy said he didn't like to dance. We did slow dance, but when he said we would go out dancing, I was thinking he meant really tripping the light fantastic. Then, sitting there in the ladies room, I was wondering if he meant just slow dancing. I have nothing against slow dancing, especially when it with a man that is 6'5" tall and 265 pounds. I like holding on to that much man. But, I still want to stop all of this kitchen dancing, it is too good to confine it to a kitchen. So, I don't know if I will be really shaking my ass or just kind of doing that box step thing. One way or another, we will have fun.
So, Prince Charles married his mistress. I have to wonder if he had second thoughts when she walked down the aisle in that wheat hat. Oh, hell, if he could get past her face, the hat should be a piece of cake, she can take the hat off, that face is just THERE! What a mess that royal house is. His mother wouldn't even go, and they expect us to believe that she deferred to Charles because it was supposed to be "his day". Now, does anyone really think that the press would have cared about that old lady when they had another old lady who was dressed so ridiculously to pick on? I think they would have been all over the REAL story, the prince, his mistress and what her title will be. And then, they would be too busy interviewing Diana fans to care about Old Lizbeth. And, now they are off to honeymoon exactly where he honeymooned with Diana.
Some women don't have a bit of self esteem. I would want my OWN honeymoon. I have to wonder how many of our old places Vex is taking his tramp, Gail. I bet she doesn't care that he takes her to places we used to go, why should she, she took a husband that I used to sleep with and that didn't bother her. Last summer, he took her to one of our restaurants, I wonder if he told her that and I wonder if the staff sat them at our table. If they did, I wonder if Vex was just happy that Gail didn't know that she was taking my place in more ways and places than one. Oh well, she didn't mind screwing my husband in our bed, why should she mind going to all of the places that we used to go? Now, to be fair, he could be with someone else at this point, Gail hasn't called me for a while. So, I figure either they broke up or he finally figured out that she was calling me 3-4 times a month. I don't miss her calls but I would like to speak to the one who called me last October to tell me that she and he had a huge fight. I loved it, Vex was cheating on his co-cheater. I can't remember her name but if she is still out there, I would love to hear from her again...I need one witness who will say she went to bed with my husband and she said she would do it, that's why I started the divorce. Then, I didn't hear from her so just in case, I'd like to let her know that she can safely call me again.
Anyway, back to my date tonight...I don't know where we are going but the dress is so nice that I have to assume it will be a nice place. Can you call it a date while you are still married? I don't know, call it what you will, I am closer to being single than I am being married. I finally took off my rings the other day. I didn't want to have that ring mark around my finger when the papers come, I would hate to miss one because I was wearing the rings or had the "I just took off my wedding rings so you wouldn't think I was married" thing on my finger. One of the reasons I kept them on for so long was so that I didn't get hit on out in public. It didn't work that well, but I don't want to take any chances...I want to at least LOOK single, I have to start lining up my 3 date men. Tonight will be my third date with this one, I'll call him John. Actually, that is his name but there are so many John's that I think I can safely use his real name. I did tell him about the blog and that I might use his name. Now, I want to get a picture and hope he doesn't mind my posting it. Like I said, if you haven't slept with someone, they are more likely to be sweet and let you do things like that.
I decided how I am going to handle telling men what I am doing. I am going to say that I have a blog and I keep a journal on it. I will also say that I write about any men that I may go out with. That's it, if they have any questions, I will answer them but if they don't, I will leave it at that.
If I am leaving anything out, let me know.
Well, my son has finally decided to wake up. He stays here when he has his daughter for the weekend. I guess he doesn't want his house messed up. Oh, speaking of a mess, my dog pulled down a plant stand in my living room. The plant and all of the dirt fell on the carpet and he also knocked over a table with my favorite lamp on it. He broke the lamp but I think I can fix it. My point in telling you this is that now I have to steam clean the carpet AGAIN! Not all of it, just the dark spot in the living room. I think I should buy my own carpet cleaner, I could have with all of the money I have spent renting steam cleaners this past month.
The lady I got the dog from breeds boxers and neapolitan mastiffs (sp?) and they have all of the shots you need to keep the animals vaccinated. The problem is, I have to give the dog the shots myself. This will be the 4rth and 5th shots I have given him. I have to repeat them both in one week. He doesn't mind the needle so much, but after I give him the shot, you can tell it irritates the heck out of him. Luckily, by then, he doesn't know that I caused it. My son put a bandana on his neck and he looks so cute with it on. It's about time to have his testicles removed. I saw something the other day for the first time and I don't ever want to see it again. So, tell me, once I have him neutered, will I sill see the canine version of Mr. Happy? God, please, tell me no.
OH! By the way, youngin' #1 dropped by unannounced last night. earlier in the week his grandmother called me to ask if I had seen him. I hadn't but I told her I would try to find him and have him call her. She and I spoke for a while, she is a very pleasant lady. When he came by last night, he said that his grandmother asked him how old I was, that I sounded older than he "had said". I asked him what he told her and he said he told her that I was about 39. Now, I don't know why he felt the need to lie about that. I cannot abide a grown man who is afraid to tell the truth. What was Granny gonna do to him if he told the truth? I doubt she would have put him over her knee. I have no use for a guy who is not man enough to tell the truth and stand by it. If you feel the need to lie, you shouldn't be doing whatever it is you need to lie about. A real man knows what he wants and doesn't apologize for it.
Anyway, he shouldn't have come by without calling because I had that dinner date with my friend and I had to leave almost immediately. Youngin' #1 is a friend of my son's and my son was there so when I left, they both just stayed there watching a movie called The Siege. I was gone long enough for the movie to end and for the guy to leave but when I got home, there he was. I just said hello and continued walking through the house to my room. I locked myself in it and fell asleep. That wasn't my plan. I was going to change clothes and go back out but I didn't want anyone following me. I waited in my room for a little while and before I knew it, it was morning. I hate that.
My father went back to Florida to play in a bridge tournament for the weekend and then he will drive back here Monday so we can get that car registered. I went to the emissions place and they failed it for lack of a gas cap. I could have gone to get one but then he said something about OBD and that when my son jumped the car, it had to reset the computer. I aksed how and he said to take the car and drive it around. It is illegal, how can I do that? He told me to put a piece of cardboard on the back that says, "Tag applied for". I don't have that kind of luck. So, I don't know what to do to get the computer to reset, do any of you have any ideas? This is the car that I could buy if Vex releases me from having to file taxes with him. In the meantime, I can use it for a little while but I want a car that is MINE and cannot be taken away at the drop of a hat. My father has to sell it for the estate and I can buy it if I can file my own taxes. Otherwise, he has to sell it to the first person who offers him enough. So, in the meantime, if I want to use it at all, I have to get it tested, insured and registered. All of that and if it gets sold the next day, I will have wasted a lot of cash.
Man, my monitor is dirty. I bet it is so bad from the Alzheimer's lady. She wouldn't stop smoking no matter what we did. Ther are only two places IN the house that I allow smoking and she wouldn't stay confined to either area much less go outside with her cigarettes. Even when my grandchildren were here, she smoked constantly. I would tell her to stay in one room with the cigarettes and she would say O.K. and then a minute later, she would be standing in the room with the kids and her cigarette. There was nothing we could do to stop her. My son eventually put blankets up on doorways to keep the smoke in one part of the house.
She has been gone almost a week and I can still smell cigarette smoke in my house. I have washed all of the clothes, shampooed the carpet and now I think I will have to paint the walls to get the stench out of my house. Damn it.
I JUST GOT A BEAUTIFUL CORSAGE DELIVERED TO MY DOOR!!!!!! I am so excited, I haven't had anyone send me a corsage since prom. Oh, now I am so giddy...I feel like a teenager. I am absolutely giggling! And it is an orchid, damn he is good. Last week we were talking about flowers (gardening) and I mentioned that I couldn't grow orchids. Well, either he remembered that or it is an amazing coincidence. Well, now I have to go play dress up with my flower. :)
Meg
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