Meg...
"...Somehow, this animal has found three of my bras this evening" Not a good sign! Get his balls cut off, real quick I mean, why is he snuffling around your underwear? I don't want to interfere with your private life, but your puppy is now flooded with male hormones... But seriously. When you start admitting boyfriends into your bed, if he's the jealous type... big hefty dog... you may have to choose between his balls and theirs.
LOLOL, It is difficult to crack me up at 5 am, but somehow you found a way to do it. Yeah, when he brought my pink bra to me, I immediately thought "castration". But then I thought, "How would this dog know that the bras carry Sally and Sue around in them? He pulled two clean ones off my dresser, so I don't THINK it's the smell...and besides, he could have grabbed my panties but he didn't. Oh well, I guess he is just a boob guy.
By the way, if it ever comes down to him and a guy I have invited to my bed, Fido looses.
Meg, you shouldn't be drinking as much as guys that are twice your weight.
Maybe HE shouldn't be drinking as much as women half his size! Seriously, I knew he was driving and so did he. And it went down so easily, it kinda sneaks up on you. And it DID make another rule, 2 scotches, sipped slowly over the course of a night...or water. Paracetamol? Are you from Europe? Do they sell that in the USA? I know you shouldn't take more than 4,000 mgs. of tylenol in 24 hours, but aspirin does something about the alcohol, you need it to help the hangover, supposedly. Tylenol is worse on the liver than aspirin, 8 days a week. I don't do this enough to be too much of a harm. I used to, I used to drink until they said, "Meg, we ain't got no more liquor!"
OK, by back is KILLING me. I couldn't stay in bed from the pain so here I am, barely dawn and I'm pecking away at the computer. I guess it hurts either from dancing Saturday night or sleeping all day Sunday...I don't know and I don't care. All I know is that I want some vicodin...BRB. OK, now I should feel better soon.
My house is still clean but the kids are coming over today so it should be a sty before noon. I pressed the corsage from the other day, I am going to start a scrap book of my exploits. I'd like to leave it to my grand-daughter but I bet my son won't let her have it until she is an adult if everything goes right. I think I am going to create a bunch of notations for the guys...you know, kinda like the star system they have for us. When I get it done, I will put it up here.
For now, I am going to work on getting the dog an appointment, those testicles have got to go. He hasn't humped a leg yet and I don't want to wait for it to happen, that's just too ichy. Right now, he doesn't seem jealous of humans, but he can't stand it when the cat is in my lap, he goes absolutely nuts when he sees it. He isn't eating as much as he did, I think he is spoiled so I leave him a bowl of dry food and he just looks at it. He seems to like Meow Mix, but the cat frowns upon my feeding the dog cat food. Somehow that cat knows when I am feeding the dog cat food.
Damn, my back still hurts, I am going to go and walk around for a while to see if it helps. I will be back later.
Meg
"...Somehow, this animal has found three of my bras this evening" Not a good sign! Get his balls cut off, real quick I mean, why is he snuffling around your underwear? I don't want to interfere with your private life, but your puppy is now flooded with male hormones... But seriously. When you start admitting boyfriends into your bed, if he's the jealous type... big hefty dog... you may have to choose between his balls and theirs.
LOLOL, It is difficult to crack me up at 5 am, but somehow you found a way to do it. Yeah, when he brought my pink bra to me, I immediately thought "castration". But then I thought, "How would this dog know that the bras carry Sally and Sue around in them? He pulled two clean ones off my dresser, so I don't THINK it's the smell...and besides, he could have grabbed my panties but he didn't. Oh well, I guess he is just a boob guy.
By the way, if it ever comes down to him and a guy I have invited to my bed, Fido looses.
Meg, you shouldn't be drinking as much as guys that are twice your weight.
Maybe HE shouldn't be drinking as much as women half his size! Seriously, I knew he was driving and so did he. And it went down so easily, it kinda sneaks up on you. And it DID make another rule, 2 scotches, sipped slowly over the course of a night...or water. Paracetamol? Are you from Europe? Do they sell that in the USA? I know you shouldn't take more than 4,000 mgs. of tylenol in 24 hours, but aspirin does something about the alcohol, you need it to help the hangover, supposedly. Tylenol is worse on the liver than aspirin, 8 days a week. I don't do this enough to be too much of a harm. I used to, I used to drink until they said, "Meg, we ain't got no more liquor!"
OK, by back is KILLING me. I couldn't stay in bed from the pain so here I am, barely dawn and I'm pecking away at the computer. I guess it hurts either from dancing Saturday night or sleeping all day Sunday...I don't know and I don't care. All I know is that I want some vicodin...BRB. OK, now I should feel better soon.
My house is still clean but the kids are coming over today so it should be a sty before noon. I pressed the corsage from the other day, I am going to start a scrap book of my exploits. I'd like to leave it to my grand-daughter but I bet my son won't let her have it until she is an adult if everything goes right. I think I am going to create a bunch of notations for the guys...you know, kinda like the star system they have for us. When I get it done, I will put it up here.
For now, I am going to work on getting the dog an appointment, those testicles have got to go. He hasn't humped a leg yet and I don't want to wait for it to happen, that's just too ichy. Right now, he doesn't seem jealous of humans, but he can't stand it when the cat is in my lap, he goes absolutely nuts when he sees it. He isn't eating as much as he did, I think he is spoiled so I leave him a bowl of dry food and he just looks at it. He seems to like Meow Mix, but the cat frowns upon my feeding the dog cat food. Somehow that cat knows when I am feeding the dog cat food.
Damn, my back still hurts, I am going to go and walk around for a while to see if it helps. I will be back later.
Meg
posted by Meg Kelso | 4:19 AM
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Usually when I know I will probably have a hangover the next day, I will eat some type of bread. Then take an Aspirin, A One-A-Day, My Calcium Supplement, and then drink water. I will usually set a large glass of ice water next to my bed so that by the time I wake up, it wont be all warm. When you wake up, make sure to have some juice, and eat something. I make myself a "hang-over" omlette. Eggs, green peppers, sausage, bacon, cheese, mushrooms, onions, and salsa. MMMmmm!! when it is done cooking, it is pretty much all the same color, but it hits the spot.
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