These are the Days of Our Morons...

...And here is the first installment of Steve Dougan, County Commissioner:

HIM: Please don't let my midwestern address fool you; I'm Southeastern Conference, through and through. Wish I were closer. How in the great Hot-lanta and suburbs can you not know anyone? I'd be delighted to talk and see what we might learn. Steve

ME: Steve,I am alone here because I came to Atlanta with my husband, we didn't do anything except take care of our home. He left and now I am sitting here with no one to play with. : (Southeastern conference? So are you a college ball fan? Which one?) Meg

HIM: I'd think a smart Methodist lady like you would recognize that my nickname has much more to do with my alma mater than with my family heritage. Of course, for all those SEC schools who think that the Vanderbilt students and staff are all that smart, you might imagine they'd schedule the University of Richmond for homecoming, rather than the University of Georgia.Ah, well...we're both undefeated so far this year.Nobody to play with??? Oh, my. Words to make my heart twitter. Steve

Ick.