Damn it...

...I'm a bad example. Oh well, I was so trying to be an excellent example. I was trying ever so hard to teach through my kindness, my patience and my undying sympathy for cheaters. I used every fiber of my being in my unremitting quest to be more like Mother Teresa than any other scorned woman on the planet.

I wanted so much to be judged for the saintly behavior that I exhibited back in January 2005 when I began this blog with these words..."There were many signs that my husband was cheating on me again but when he started brushing his teeth on a daily basis, I knew something was up." Can't you just see the compassion in my words? The selflessness in my theme? The consideration in my punctuation?

I hope so. And why do I hope so? Because I want to be a good example for Solaris. That's all I've ever wanted and it's the main reason behind this blog. Discussing Rick was just a ruse, a scam, a hoax. My subterfuge has known no end in the perpetual pursuit of my purpose...which is and always has been, simply to be a good example to Solaris.

Solaris, I've been found out and for that I don't apologize. But, I honestly thought that I would be able to propogate this ploy for a few more years before someone caught on to me. I contemplated many topics for the fake blog before I finally settled on the Divorcing Rick idea. I knew damn well that your husband would cheat on you with some bimbo who should know better, even though he didn't start fucking her until the following year. So, I cooked up this entire scam just to be waiting for you when you went searching for blogs to read...I knew that sooner or later you would come to mine. To be honest with you, I was lying in wait.

And why? All so that I could be...a...good...example....for...you. I knew that your pliable brain would bend to my subtle manipulation. I knew that you were nothing but a blank slate...an Etch-A-Sketch for me to "etch" on as I turned the knobs of your soul. And now, the entire world knows and I'm GLAD!!!! For once I can tell you what I've wanted to tell you ever since the day that you finally stepped into my lair...you must be more like me. I'm doing all I can to suck you in...girl, won't you be me?

After you learn how to act like me, we can lure more women to act like US! We can begin a cult of evil scorned women. You know how stupid women are...surely we can bend the minds of all of them. HA! Those maleable fools...they are putty in my hands.

But for now all I need is to be a good example to Solaris...through hell or high water (whatever that means). I have devoted so much of my life to teaching her how to be like me that I don't have anything else better to do. I wouldn't know what else to do, I so need her to be like me. Solaris, do you hear me? You must be like me. I hear that you are already starting to act like me. Apparently it's so obvious that others are picking up on it. Soon even your own family won't recognize you any longer. They'll wonder why you're suddenly worth having around. Why you finally aren't such a bore. Why all of a sudden you have things to talk about...memories that make you what you are...pleasant stories that only they share.

They'll love the new you...Lord knows it's been working so damned well for me.