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Wednesday, December 05, 2007

GGGGGGoood MMMMMoornnning...

...I'm sh-sh-shivering because it's 50 degrees in my house. I don't know what the problem is and I certainly don't know how to fix it. It's cold enough here to shrivel a penis faster than the sight of colon lombardi with no clothes on.

The only thing I know to do is to call someone so I've done that. I called the gas company and that's not the problem. I have the computer so it isn't electricity or cable. The phone works so it isn't that. I've done all the trouble shooting that I know how to do. I've called the landlord who is a hundred miles away. I wanted to call Rick but I can't remember his number. DAMN! Did you ever pee on an ice cold toilet? You have to sit on your hands to protect yourself from the coldness.

Now what? My erector pili muscles are getting a bit too much exercise today. I'm sitting here in my chair with my long johns on, my jammies, a blanket wrapped around me and a heating pad stuffed down my front. You know...this seems to me to be a good time for videography...I think I will do that...BRB.

Meg

OK...here:

http://flixn.com/play/mqwmmi/

Now I'm going to get under more blankets. I have to go to the doctor today and I'm not taking a shower for that. I have no desire to be cold AND wet.

5 Comments:

Blogger Eliza Doolittle said...

Meg - Pilot light on heater? need new air filter (a clog will cause it to short out). Have you checked all your fuses?

December 05, 2007  
Blogger Meg Kelso said...

I don't know if the pilot light is on...that thing is under the house and I don't go there. The filter DOES need to be checked. It kicked the circuit breaker but resetting it did nothing. I'm baffled.

And cold.

:(

December 05, 2007  
Blogger Unknown said...

Meg.....We used to go down to this friends basement to keep warm (wink wink) .....but that was a long time ago,remember?
You have been south way too long 50 deg. is swimming weather up here.

December 05, 2007  
Blogger Meg Kelso said...

Dude, I could use you now! I am in serious need of a big warm blob to sleep with. I had one, but it slept with someone else.

:(

December 05, 2007  
Blogger Unknown said...

No sleeping allowed!

December 05, 2007  

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