Meg...

"...I heard that someone in Europe suggested that Santa's ho-ho-ho is 'inappropriate' and should be changed to hee- hee- hee! Have you ever heard anything so ridiculous!!!..."

LOL, actually it's Ha Ha Ha and who who who gives a shit? They're afraid that Santa will frighten the children. Hell, which one of us doesn't have a picture of a freaked out baby screaming on Santa's lap? We've all tortured our children thusly and it has made them all the stronger for it.