I can be such a nit wit...
...and I seem to do it with amazing regularity. Last night I went out to meet a guy who has been interested in me for a while. We met at a Starbuck's and I ordered my usual, a green tea frappacino. During our chat, I accidentally injured my lip with the straw. The guy asked if I needed a kiss and like an idiot, I said, "Oh, it's fine...it doesn't hurt anymore."
Then, on the way home, I realized what I had done. He didn't want to make my lip better, he wanted to kiss me. But I said, "Duh....no thanks...it doesn't hurt anymore." like a complete jerk.
Then, this morning I got this email from him:
Hi Meg,
It was really nice meeting you tonight. The time really flew by. I wanted to kiss you but after my comment about whether you wanted me to kiss your lip after you hurt it with the straw, I thought you weren't interested.
Well of course he did. I acted like a fool.
Now I have to go out with him again just to see if he still wants to bother kissing me.
:(
...and I seem to do it with amazing regularity. Last night I went out to meet a guy who has been interested in me for a while. We met at a Starbuck's and I ordered my usual, a green tea frappacino. During our chat, I accidentally injured my lip with the straw. The guy asked if I needed a kiss and like an idiot, I said, "Oh, it's fine...it doesn't hurt anymore."
Then, on the way home, I realized what I had done. He didn't want to make my lip better, he wanted to kiss me. But I said, "Duh....no thanks...it doesn't hurt anymore." like a complete jerk.
Then, this morning I got this email from him:
Hi Meg,
It was really nice meeting you tonight. The time really flew by. I wanted to kiss you but after my comment about whether you wanted me to kiss your lip after you hurt it with the straw, I thought you weren't interested.
Well of course he did. I acted like a fool.
Now I have to go out with him again just to see if he still wants to bother kissing me.
:(
posted by Meg Kelso | 12:03 PM
3 Comments:
Oh I feel your pain! I hate when I miss clues and then the guy's like "I figured you weren't interested..." Kudos that you can save the day!
See.... I would have gone with the sledge hammer...." Are you SURE you don't want me to KISS it and make out ummmm I mean make it better?????
LOLOL...I might have picked up on that. But then again, I also could just have easily have said, "You silly boy, did you hear what you just said?" I'm not as quick as you guys are when it comes to coming on. But Dude, c'mon.
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