OK...
...it's still too cold in here but I've been carrying my heating pad around with me. The furnace dude came by and looked at the thing and said that some sort of board is gone. The entire unit was replaced recently and this is the same company so if there's a warranty, we'll know it. He came by and found the problem too late to do anything about it so he'll be back today with the part.
I finally called Rick at work and spoke to him but I had forgotten, the entire central air thing has been replaced since he was here so he can't really help me with this one. Damn...I should have asked him for his home number. Dude, email it to me, would you?
OK...this week I have lost my phone, cable, computer and heat even though I've paid all the bills. There's a yahoo in a cherry picker from AT&T out on my corner this month trying to "put television through the lines". He keeps taking out my phone.
This comment was rather perceptive:
For some reason, I imagine one really pissed off Meg pacing the floor, a trail of steam coming from her ears, while she's on hold for the cable company...
I was rather angry but I had to keep telling myself, "This chick just answered the phone, she didn't take the cable out herself." But, I did tell her that if she's going to answer the phone she should be prepared to hear me bitch a bit. It was cool because she took 40 bucks off my bill. Maybe I should call the rest of my utility companies and threaten to get another one. Except for the electric company, I could switch servers.
When I get angry I usually say something and when I do that...it comes out in a rather nasty way. I may not mean it to be nasty...but that's what happens. Yesterday after trying to explain something to an idiot, I heard her say that "Your version changes every time you tell the story." I wasn't really angry until she said that. I responded to her that, "I have a 152 IQ so I'm used to people having a problem following me. But most of them don't imply that I'm lying, they know where the deficit lies." I heard a long silence as the nit wit attempted to figure out if I had just insulted her or not.
My father once told me that I shouldn't do that because it's like "having a battle of the wits with an unarmed person" and that I'm bullying people with my barbed tongue. Sorry Dad, I learned it from you. He is very good at that as well. Yesterday we were discussing Hillary and I said, "I wonder when we'll start seeing the Clinton's walking out of black churches arm in arm." My father responded, "Yeah, and who will be carrying the bible this time?" That's actually quite funny.
I don't usually do politics here because it's not my bag but I have to say something about the Clinton's. They don't mind insulting 49% of the American people because they know that 51% will win. I used to be amazed that a state like New York would elect such a nimrod to the Senate but if that nappy headed ho lombardi is any indication of the IQ of New Yorker's, I see how it happened. If any one person can name anything that Hillary has ever accomplished for the people of any state, I'll eat my hat.
In the meantime, people keep saying that Obama is too inexperienced to be President. I don't buy that. The Founding Fathers who took their turn at President all went back to farming or whatever they did after they were done with their public service. Politics was never meant to be a career, it was meant to be a duty that people needed to perform at some point in their lives. If that guy is ever going to be President, it should be now, before he becomes as seasoned at politics as the Clinton's are and totally dependent upon the kindness of taxpayers.
Hillary has said that her experience in as First Lady will help her in the White House. Artie Shaw was married 7 times but not one of his wives ever tried to play the clarinet.
Do you think that Bill would still say that a blow job isn't sex if he caught someone sucking on Hillary's dick? I wonder.
OK, now I'm done bitching. For the moment. I'll be back as soon as I'm annoyed again.
:)
...it's still too cold in here but I've been carrying my heating pad around with me. The furnace dude came by and looked at the thing and said that some sort of board is gone. The entire unit was replaced recently and this is the same company so if there's a warranty, we'll know it. He came by and found the problem too late to do anything about it so he'll be back today with the part.
I finally called Rick at work and spoke to him but I had forgotten, the entire central air thing has been replaced since he was here so he can't really help me with this one. Damn...I should have asked him for his home number. Dude, email it to me, would you?
OK...this week I have lost my phone, cable, computer and heat even though I've paid all the bills. There's a yahoo in a cherry picker from AT&T out on my corner this month trying to "put television through the lines". He keeps taking out my phone.
This comment was rather perceptive:
For some reason, I imagine one really pissed off Meg pacing the floor, a trail of steam coming from her ears, while she's on hold for the cable company...
I was rather angry but I had to keep telling myself, "This chick just answered the phone, she didn't take the cable out herself." But, I did tell her that if she's going to answer the phone she should be prepared to hear me bitch a bit. It was cool because she took 40 bucks off my bill. Maybe I should call the rest of my utility companies and threaten to get another one. Except for the electric company, I could switch servers.
When I get angry I usually say something and when I do that...it comes out in a rather nasty way. I may not mean it to be nasty...but that's what happens. Yesterday after trying to explain something to an idiot, I heard her say that "Your version changes every time you tell the story." I wasn't really angry until she said that. I responded to her that, "I have a 152 IQ so I'm used to people having a problem following me. But most of them don't imply that I'm lying, they know where the deficit lies." I heard a long silence as the nit wit attempted to figure out if I had just insulted her or not.
My father once told me that I shouldn't do that because it's like "having a battle of the wits with an unarmed person" and that I'm bullying people with my barbed tongue. Sorry Dad, I learned it from you. He is very good at that as well. Yesterday we were discussing Hillary and I said, "I wonder when we'll start seeing the Clinton's walking out of black churches arm in arm." My father responded, "Yeah, and who will be carrying the bible this time?" That's actually quite funny.
I don't usually do politics here because it's not my bag but I have to say something about the Clinton's. They don't mind insulting 49% of the American people because they know that 51% will win. I used to be amazed that a state like New York would elect such a nimrod to the Senate but if that nappy headed ho lombardi is any indication of the IQ of New Yorker's, I see how it happened. If any one person can name anything that Hillary has ever accomplished for the people of any state, I'll eat my hat.
In the meantime, people keep saying that Obama is too inexperienced to be President. I don't buy that. The Founding Fathers who took their turn at President all went back to farming or whatever they did after they were done with their public service. Politics was never meant to be a career, it was meant to be a duty that people needed to perform at some point in their lives. If that guy is ever going to be President, it should be now, before he becomes as seasoned at politics as the Clinton's are and totally dependent upon the kindness of taxpayers.
Hillary has said that her experience in as First Lady will help her in the White House. Artie Shaw was married 7 times but not one of his wives ever tried to play the clarinet.
Do you think that Bill would still say that a blow job isn't sex if he caught someone sucking on Hillary's dick? I wonder.
OK, now I'm done bitching. For the moment. I'll be back as soon as I'm annoyed again.
:)
posted by Meg Kelso | 5:28 AM
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