Hi Hi!!!
It's me again. I didn't want anyone to think that I was still sitting around ruminating over the subject of the last post so I decided to come back and chat some more. The only problem is I don't know what to talk about now. Let's see...what could I come up with???
The first thing that comes to mind is sex. I don't know why...it just did. I don't have anything specific in mind...just the word sex. Now that I've said it I should probably stop before I get myself in trouble. Some men take my personal thoughts and think that I'm inviting them to send me naked pictures of themselves and I hate that. It seems as though every man who sends me his picture thinks that they have the BEST pictures in the world and that they are the ONE guy who is worth a peek. Well, none of them are.
We women aren't visual creatures anyway. I think we can give a picture a thumbs up or down...but chances are pretty good we won't be masturbating to them.
OH! That reminds me....check this out:
That is one helluva confident man, is it not? I wonder if he goes to the grocery store like that? Ya think? If he doesn't, I'd like to know why. Could it be that he doesn't think that anyone wants to see that in public? Yeah...maybe. Well, I don't want to see it either but I couldn't avoid it. By the way, I guess I owe you guys an apology as well. Sorry.
Anyway, I had nothing to do with that penis. I don't know how it got like that and I don't know what ever happened to it although I could imagine.
Men are funny. Women know what I mean when I say this...every single guy thinks that his lovemaking techniques are outstanding. I cannot understate that comment...EVERY SINGLE one of them think they are great in bed. Now, understand that the majority of guys are simply average in bed. So, all of the average guys and all of the really bad guys are deluding themselves and lying to us.
I guess some of us women sort of perpetuate that problem when we fake an orgasm. With some guys, we don't even have to fake it, a little heavy moaning and they're spent.
Here's a clue guys, far too few of you make any inquiries as to whether or not your partner has had any fun. You might be mistaking a polite, "Oooooohhhh" for a real "Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!"I guess it's the easy thing to do but if you take the easy way out, don't lie about your prowess. I'm not asking anyone to say, "I am a sexual clutz!" but you could avoid the fraudulent claims that far too many men make.
If you have any specific questions...you could leave them in an anonymous comment. Then you have no excuse. Well, I'm gonna go clean something.
Have a good day!:):):)
It's me again. I didn't want anyone to think that I was still sitting around ruminating over the subject of the last post so I decided to come back and chat some more. The only problem is I don't know what to talk about now. Let's see...what could I come up with???
The first thing that comes to mind is sex. I don't know why...it just did. I don't have anything specific in mind...just the word sex. Now that I've said it I should probably stop before I get myself in trouble. Some men take my personal thoughts and think that I'm inviting them to send me naked pictures of themselves and I hate that. It seems as though every man who sends me his picture thinks that they have the BEST pictures in the world and that they are the ONE guy who is worth a peek. Well, none of them are.
We women aren't visual creatures anyway. I think we can give a picture a thumbs up or down...but chances are pretty good we won't be masturbating to them.
OH! That reminds me....check this out:
That is one helluva confident man, is it not? I wonder if he goes to the grocery store like that? Ya think? If he doesn't, I'd like to know why. Could it be that he doesn't think that anyone wants to see that in public? Yeah...maybe. Well, I don't want to see it either but I couldn't avoid it. By the way, I guess I owe you guys an apology as well. Sorry.
Anyway, I had nothing to do with that penis. I don't know how it got like that and I don't know what ever happened to it although I could imagine.
Men are funny. Women know what I mean when I say this...every single guy thinks that his lovemaking techniques are outstanding. I cannot understate that comment...EVERY SINGLE one of them think they are great in bed. Now, understand that the majority of guys are simply average in bed. So, all of the average guys and all of the really bad guys are deluding themselves and lying to us.
I guess some of us women sort of perpetuate that problem when we fake an orgasm. With some guys, we don't even have to fake it, a little heavy moaning and they're spent.
Here's a clue guys, far too few of you make any inquiries as to whether or not your partner has had any fun. You might be mistaking a polite, "Oooooohhhh" for a real "Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!"I guess it's the easy thing to do but if you take the easy way out, don't lie about your prowess. I'm not asking anyone to say, "I am a sexual clutz!" but you could avoid the fraudulent claims that far too many men make.
If you have any specific questions...you could leave them in an anonymous comment. Then you have no excuse. Well, I'm gonna go clean something.
Have a good day!:):):)
posted by Meg Kelso | 9:12 AM
8 Comments:
What a funny picture, I remember seeing somthing like that in a sitcom tv program, and had a great laugh out of it. Its frankly beyond my little interlectual realm that the other gender would take it seriously. :)
The POLL also proved me wrong that this is a 'chicky' kind of blog.
I suggest you dudes should pull your fingers out and put down your thought down in this blog. Instead of just watching(reading):), or just sending in your pics.
I strongly beleive great sex can only be acheived by much practice, and you single guys/gals out there, try working out the ratio of the number of lonely nights to great sex night(even counting those multiple ones per night). The ration can never rank with the couple in a long and trusting relationship.
This is my 2 cents worth and is realy light haearted. So for the other gender, please don't take it seriously. I never take myself seriously anyway. I wrote this comment with a smile in my face :-)
You know what...
I think that guy moved that bulge.
Digitally.
:P
I don't feel comfortable that I am the one with the last word. It feels like my quest is being ignored. Its alright, I suppose. But you dudes and chicks, the least you can do is to put your 2 cents worth in. Come on.:-)
LOLOLOL, NOTW, don't feel badly. I just fell asleep early and didn't answer you. But sooner or later...someone will.
OK, now I have to suck coffee and write something..but what to write about? I know not.
:(
Digital movement of the wanker...LOLOL.
Talking about digital, In the Jim Almity movie, when Jim Carrey eventually met God, he dulbted if HE was a fake, so there was this guessing number of fingers up his back game. When God was right every time, he put up 7 fingers in the back, but only showed 5 fingers on one hand and a fist on the other when he put it to the front.
Alas, when he looked, it scared the shit out of him, two extra fingers stucked up on that hand.
I think the wanker in the pic would love to have seven fingers hands.:)
By the way, I am a stern athiest.
Oh, "digitally", I was on the wrong wave length. LOLOL too.
LOLOL..I'm an athiest too. If there were a God, man's dick would be on his chin.
:)
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