I'm not sure...
...but I think this commentator wants to be kept private, it could have gone either way so I thought that I should just be safe and not use the name. But, I did want to answer the question:
"Now, this is an exception, a very private question. Have you encountered many guys who shaved for you? I only shaved once when I was at my young & crazy age, and when I looked down, it looked real funny, kind of beyond recognition. "
To answer your question...no. No man has ever shaved "down there" for me. But then again, I've never asked one of them to do it. Actually, now that I think of it, my ex might have done that. Obviously, if he did, it didn't make much of an impression but I do seem to have an image of a rather large area of baldness on his lower belly and beyond.
I have had men who have told me that they do prune their pubes. I never noticed one way or another but I remember one guy who told me that he took care of his man-bush because he didn't want me to have too much trouble should I find my face down there. He did it for "me". I never asked him to do it and as I said, I couldn't tell that he had done it...but apparently he did. Maybe it was one wild and crazy man-bush before he trimmed it. Only he knows for sure.
If a guy wants to use a razor to impress me, he can start with his puss. I love to make out but if I'm getting sandpapered all over my face, it's not going to last for any length of time. I'm used to a hairy ramrod...I know how to handle one of those. But I hate a 5 o'clock shadow.
Besides, when I go on an escapade with my tongue, there's no telling what I might visit. A guy would have to be like swimmer-shaved to do any good. If a man shaves one place, he's pretty much limiting a woman. Now, I'm sure the guy wouldn't mind if a chick concentrated her efforts...but I'm not falling for that trick.
Where does a hairy dude stop when he's shaving stuff down there? I guess they'd need to sit up and find the first blubber fold and shave below that thing. And hell, then they have to wonder how far back to shave. I don't even want to think about that.
I didn't really enjoy shaving my pubes. You could never get them all anyway. I remember lying in the bathtub with my hips up in the air trying to find any rogue hairs that I might have missed. A patch of hair in the middle of a bald snatch looks as silly as does a bald spot is in the middle of a hairy dude.
Oh, and thanks...but no thanks to the waxing job. I'm not doing that for any man. Maybe if there was a LOT of cash involved...but it'd have to be a LOT of cash.
I did hear once that men trim their hair to make the one-eyed wonder worm look bigger. I'll see if I can find that quote.
So, does that answer your question? I think my ex shaved for me once but I'm not sure. I have, on the other hand, learned that some men are neat enough to trim downtown. I don't think it's necessary, but they do. It doesn't make the shedding stop and that's really how you end up with a curly pube hair down your throat. Having it be a shorter, trimmed hair doesn't bring it up any easier.
...but I think this commentator wants to be kept private, it could have gone either way so I thought that I should just be safe and not use the name. But, I did want to answer the question:
"Now, this is an exception, a very private question. Have you encountered many guys who shaved for you? I only shaved once when I was at my young & crazy age, and when I looked down, it looked real funny, kind of beyond recognition. "
To answer your question...no. No man has ever shaved "down there" for me. But then again, I've never asked one of them to do it. Actually, now that I think of it, my ex might have done that. Obviously, if he did, it didn't make much of an impression but I do seem to have an image of a rather large area of baldness on his lower belly and beyond.
I have had men who have told me that they do prune their pubes. I never noticed one way or another but I remember one guy who told me that he took care of his man-bush because he didn't want me to have too much trouble should I find my face down there. He did it for "me". I never asked him to do it and as I said, I couldn't tell that he had done it...but apparently he did. Maybe it was one wild and crazy man-bush before he trimmed it. Only he knows for sure.
If a guy wants to use a razor to impress me, he can start with his puss. I love to make out but if I'm getting sandpapered all over my face, it's not going to last for any length of time. I'm used to a hairy ramrod...I know how to handle one of those. But I hate a 5 o'clock shadow.
Besides, when I go on an escapade with my tongue, there's no telling what I might visit. A guy would have to be like swimmer-shaved to do any good. If a man shaves one place, he's pretty much limiting a woman. Now, I'm sure the guy wouldn't mind if a chick concentrated her efforts...but I'm not falling for that trick.
Where does a hairy dude stop when he's shaving stuff down there? I guess they'd need to sit up and find the first blubber fold and shave below that thing. And hell, then they have to wonder how far back to shave. I don't even want to think about that.
I didn't really enjoy shaving my pubes. You could never get them all anyway. I remember lying in the bathtub with my hips up in the air trying to find any rogue hairs that I might have missed. A patch of hair in the middle of a bald snatch looks as silly as does a bald spot is in the middle of a hairy dude.
Oh, and thanks...but no thanks to the waxing job. I'm not doing that for any man. Maybe if there was a LOT of cash involved...but it'd have to be a LOT of cash.
I did hear once that men trim their hair to make the one-eyed wonder worm look bigger. I'll see if I can find that quote.
So, does that answer your question? I think my ex shaved for me once but I'm not sure. I have, on the other hand, learned that some men are neat enough to trim downtown. I don't think it's necessary, but they do. It doesn't make the shedding stop and that's really how you end up with a curly pube hair down your throat. Having it be a shorter, trimmed hair doesn't bring it up any easier.
posted by Meg Kelso | 11:40 AM
4 Comments:
I've trimmed down there, but never shaved. Shaving for men never really caught on, although I believe professional bodybuilders shave all over. So a trim once in awhile keeps it neat for the wife, and those twice per year trips she makes down there, and for me (its cooler in the summer!) Of course, at my age, I need to shave my ears more than my "down there".
And since I'm just trimming, there's no need to decide where to stop.
I swear waxing has saved my life.
When I was twelve, we went to Whitewater. My mother refused to let me shave, even though I was pretty much sporting full bush. I wasn't yet wearing contacts, so I couldn't really see to keep up with myself. I'm waiting to go down a slide when this group of older boys starts calling me furry, and pointing to my crotch. Then they said something that weren't "she's furry, I bet her name is (something close to my real name) furry".
Mortified.
Waxer for LIFE!
YOu talk about your ex so muich that you probably still care about him and you are in denial about your feelings for him. Why don't you think about how you feel and be hinest abou it?
My mother wouldn't let me shave until I was 16 and then she gave me a bottle of Nair and told me not to put it any place other than my pits and legs. I don't know where she thought I was gonna put that stuff...I was a kid.
I think that you can read this entire blog and never once come across a place where I said I didn't love my ex. I've never been in denial about that. DUH!
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