My thoughts on...
The Octomom-Someone needs to pay that nut to have her fallopian tubes ripped out.
The Stimulus Package-I don't care, I'll be dead by the time it's due to be paid back and I don't like kids anyway...screw 'em.
Same Sex Marriage-Go ahead, call yourself married. I call myself a black man but it doesn't really make me one.
Obama-8 years go by quickly. Clinton left and so will this one.
Commercials for diarrhea-Why do the people on them always seem to squat outdoors? I wouldn't take that chance even if I did swallow a pill.
Dating-Something that should be done once and with many different men. They all treat you well on a first date.
The Octomom-Someone needs to pay that nut to have her fallopian tubes ripped out.
The Stimulus Package-I don't care, I'll be dead by the time it's due to be paid back and I don't like kids anyway...screw 'em.
Same Sex Marriage-Go ahead, call yourself married. I call myself a black man but it doesn't really make me one.
Obama-8 years go by quickly. Clinton left and so will this one.
Commercials for diarrhea-Why do the people on them always seem to squat outdoors? I wouldn't take that chance even if I did swallow a pill.
Dating-Something that should be done once and with many different men. They all treat you well on a first date.
posted by Meg Kelso | 5:27 AM
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