Poor Tiger

What's the difference between a Escalade and a golf ball?

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards without hitting a tree.


What does Tiger Woods have in common with Snoop Dogg and Sonny Bono?

They all hit trees REALLY hard!


What do Tiger Woods and the Beatles have in common?

They both experienced a hit of Norwegian wood.


What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common?

Both are afraid of Norwegians with clubs.


Charlie Sheen's take on the Tiger Woods incident:

"Hey, as a celebrity husband I look PRETTY-DARN-GOOD now, huh? No Escalade, no fire hydrants, no trees -- just ME! Well okay, just me... a couple hookers... several tins of olive oil... maybe a hand-cranked generator with alligator clips on the leads... and a life-like life-size rubber doll I personally refer to as Greta, my fantastic-thermoplastic hot chick. But you get my point, right?"


Tiger Wood's wife Elin Nordegren has agreed to appear on " Larry King Live " to apologize for the brutal beating she gave her husband last week . " You know Larry, under this blonde hair, white skin, and make-up, I'm really just another Chris Brown . "


In case you had any doubt as to whether Tiger Woods was part Asian, his recent car accident should finally convince you.


Rumors that he doesn’t tip casino employees when in Las Vegas now appear false, as Tiger Woods has not only been giving his tip to cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs for the last 31 months, he’s been giving her the whole driver – shaft and all!


Even though he's at the top of his game, he's still working on his schwing.