Now THAT'S a Confident Man!

There was a time when I used to smile when I thought about the time that I dated this guy. That was in the 70's and he wasn't wearing eye shadow. Well, after seeing this picture, I will deny dating him until the day I die. 80's be damned, I don't do guys who wear make up. Ever.

So he was in a band...that doesn't make it right. Bret Michaels would have been cute if he had laid off of the eyeliner and for a minute, I thought George Michaels was cute until he put on hot pink shorts and danced in them and we all know about him.

My friend above gave me my first hickey and I got in a LOT of trouble for that stupid thing so this is my first chance to get back at him and I will do so by asking, why on earth did he have a rope wrapped around his right leg?

I also wonder if he tried the vest on at Nordstrom's before he decided that it fit his physique just right. And the jack boots, this IS Chicago but you wouldn't wear a sleeveless leather vest in winter so why would he be wearing boots a la Hitler? I don't know what's going on with those pants. They look like corduroy but who knows?

The holster may or may not contain a gun which would explain the boots. And this is probably one of the last pictures of this guy with hair. The hair must have been falling out already because he seems to have poofed it up a bit. Let's see, blue eye shadow and poofed hair...I never saw this guy in my life.

BTW...more proof he's bald, he wears a baseball cap almost all the time.