My horoscope for today...
...Your communication antennas are more sensitive than usual, but you're also picking up more static.
So THAT’S what it was, static. I wasn’t too sure.
You know, if you want to really insult a person, you should put some thought into it. Anyone can just mindlessly vomit the first thing that comes into their mind. But you have to be rather quick to come up with anything good. If you aren't very quick, you should shut up until you think of something that would do. Mention it to a few of your friends to see if your idea is any good. Take your time. As you can see, mindless insults only serve to show the world that you can’t come up with anything worthy of the effort. If I were going to insult someone, I'd use something true, like this...Pretend that there's a woman who lives in a trailer from which she services married men. If she were to screw my husband, I might say something like..."What? You had nothing better to do during the commercial breaks than to screw Vex?" Now, that one is good for two reasons. First of all, it implies that the woman gives trailer parks a bad name. Secondly, it puts a little pressure on the man to last longer the next time he tries to screw the woman. He will know that his sexual inadequacies have been broadcast to the entire world and that thought alone would weigh on his mind as he was trying to maintain an erection or keep from blowing it too soon. That's a much better idea than just writing down something stupid where the insult isn’t even appropriate. This is an example of what I am speaking:
Anonymous said...
A big nose can also throw a large shadow on acne scars, but you already know that.
Now, I have neither a big nose nor acne scars. As a matter of fact, I have always been told that I have beautiful skin. When a lifetime goes by during which many people tell you that you have beautiful skin, some off the wall comment like that from a childish nimrod whom you have never met is laughable. So, if you are going to make derogatory comments about a person’s characteristics, make sure that the person actually HAS those characteristics. Also, if it has to be said, saying...
Boo Hoo Hoo
...is so pre-school.
As I receive more comments from Gail Glenn and Rick Kelso, I shall post them in a continuing effort to show how to end up looking like a complete moron.
Vex may not be too bright (my father warned me against marrying men who’s last name ends in a vowel, but I didn’t listen), but surely he sees how inane this wench is. I think we all have. I am actually surprised that he would allow her to show the world what a clown he knocked up. Oh well, I am tired and I must go to sleep. Have a good morning and see you later!
Meg
...Your communication antennas are more sensitive than usual, but you're also picking up more static.
So THAT’S what it was, static. I wasn’t too sure.
You know, if you want to really insult a person, you should put some thought into it. Anyone can just mindlessly vomit the first thing that comes into their mind. But you have to be rather quick to come up with anything good. If you aren't very quick, you should shut up until you think of something that would do. Mention it to a few of your friends to see if your idea is any good. Take your time. As you can see, mindless insults only serve to show the world that you can’t come up with anything worthy of the effort. If I were going to insult someone, I'd use something true, like this...Pretend that there's a woman who lives in a trailer from which she services married men. If she were to screw my husband, I might say something like..."What? You had nothing better to do during the commercial breaks than to screw Vex?" Now, that one is good for two reasons. First of all, it implies that the woman gives trailer parks a bad name. Secondly, it puts a little pressure on the man to last longer the next time he tries to screw the woman. He will know that his sexual inadequacies have been broadcast to the entire world and that thought alone would weigh on his mind as he was trying to maintain an erection or keep from blowing it too soon. That's a much better idea than just writing down something stupid where the insult isn’t even appropriate. This is an example of what I am speaking:
Anonymous said...
A big nose can also throw a large shadow on acne scars, but you already know that.
Now, I have neither a big nose nor acne scars. As a matter of fact, I have always been told that I have beautiful skin. When a lifetime goes by during which many people tell you that you have beautiful skin, some off the wall comment like that from a childish nimrod whom you have never met is laughable. So, if you are going to make derogatory comments about a person’s characteristics, make sure that the person actually HAS those characteristics. Also, if it has to be said, saying...
Boo Hoo Hoo
...is so pre-school.
As I receive more comments from Gail Glenn and Rick Kelso, I shall post them in a continuing effort to show how to end up looking like a complete moron.
Vex may not be too bright (my father warned me against marrying men who’s last name ends in a vowel, but I didn’t listen), but surely he sees how inane this wench is. I think we all have. I am actually surprised that he would allow her to show the world what a clown he knocked up. Oh well, I am tired and I must go to sleep. Have a good morning and see you later!
Meg
posted by Meg Kelso | 1:58 AM
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26 Reasons Why Men Have 2 Dogs And Not 2 Wives
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
6. A dog's parents never visit.
7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
10. Dogs seldom outlive you.
11. Dogs can't talk.
12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
25. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.
And, last but not least:
26. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
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