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Thursday, August 18, 2005

That jack ass has been gone...

....for close to a year now and I’m still noticing things that he stole of mine. I had gathered a bunch of the new nickels and some of the new quarters that I’ve been saving and I went to put them with my coin collection. It’s gone. When he took my passport, he took my coin collection. I didn’t even know it was missing until yesterday.

If the doctor told me that I had 6 months to live, I would go and take all my stuff back and pull a Lorena Bobbitt on the man. My healthy respect for the law and cluastrophobia keeps me out of jail so I have to obey the law for the time being.

Over the past year, I’ve gained a healthy respect for Ms. Bobbitt. I just have one question for her. If she went to all the trouble to whack that thing off, why in the hell did she tell the cops where it was? She should have fed it to the nearest dog. We haven’t heard much from her since the trial. I think I heard that she left the country but I’m not sure. I imagine that if she were still here, the media would be reporting on her every so often like they do her strange husband. That guy was truly an idiot.
Supposedly, he wanted to let the world know that he could still...use that thing...so he made a few porno flicks. That was supposed to help imporve his image. If your wife slices off your manhood because you are an abusive cheat, I don’t think porno flicks are going to make you very attractive to women. Women are odd, OJ Simpson still gets dates and women are marrying imprisoned murderers. The nut who married The Nightstalker thought he was “cute”.

There isn’t a murderer in this world that I would consider cute. If Donny Osmond offed his parents, he would cease to be the cute little thing that I’ve thought he was since I was 10 years old. Call me kookie, but I just don’t find violent men, murderers or not, to be very attractive.

Unfortunately, most of them aren’t violent until they get you to fall for them. By that time, they have manipulated their women pretty well and it isn’t as easy to leave as it should be. If I hadn’t been in that situation, I wouldn’t believe that any woman with half a brain could fall for the manipulative actions of a creep that would hit a woman.

Oh well, I’m out of it now. I went out last night with a guy who I’ve known for years. I don’t get this one. When I was still with Rick, this guy had enough class not to hit on me. But Rick’s been gone long enough now that I would think he would at least make a move. But...noooo. Not so much as a peck on the cheek. I don’t get that at all. I’ve pretty much given up trying to figure out how I should react should he try to kiss me, I just act like we’re friends and leave it at that.

I’m getting sick of all these men freinds of mine. I absolutely adore them, but every so often, I would like to at least make out. I suppose that would only make my state of abstinence worse, but what the heck? It couldn’t hurt too much.

The other day I have one of those attacks of libido and I wanted to grab the mailman but I missed him when I went to change shirts. I suppose I could take one of the nutty men who respond to that fake profile of mine, but who knows what kind of freaks they could be? There was one who told me he was from out of town. He said that he would be in Atlanta for business and he asked me what exit I lived closest to. I told him and he got a motel room right near the exit. We went out for dinner and he started holding my hand and acting like we were headed for the sack at any moment. It was quite obvious that this guy had nothing but sex on his mind and I basically just left him after he wouldn’t give up. I never expected to hear from him again and I actually had forgotten about him. Then, he started calling me again this week.

I answered the phone not knowing who it was and I recognized his voice. Whatever reason I had to avoid him, he had an answer to it. I finally just agreed to go out with him and told him to call me later in the day. Now I knew his number and I just didn’t answer the phone. I have a feeling he was married, no particular reason, just a feeling. I have no intention of going out with any married men although I could keep pretty busy if I were that type. Married men are easy, they are just happy to have a warm body that isn’t their wife But, only for one night, most of them don’t have any plans to leave their wives. It's a shame that more women don't have the brains and the morals to leave the married men alone.

So, those are my options now, married men and men who have too much respect for me to even make a small move. This divorce better be final soon, I can always find a 28 year old.

Meg

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