You guys will not believe some of the responses I received from the Rent-A-Wife ad...

...look at this one:

My wife used to clean our house in the nude or semi-nude and I have missed that greatly. Would that be a service you would consider? I would only want to watch and you really wouldn't have to do real cleaning, just kind of put a show on for me. It has been a long time since I've seen a nude lady (I'm 55, a white guy) and live in an apartment near Buckhead. I'm not concerned about your age, race, build, etc., and you could wear an apron or something if you would feel better. I'm not a sicko or pervert, just a guy that would like to have some memories restored. Let me know if you are interested and what you would need. If I can afford it it could be a weekly or bi-weekly thing to help you out and help me out.

Thanks

I'm 35 year old professional married gentleman - but my wife works the awkward shift. I leave work at 4:00 pm and often need some help in various ways. You must be able to drive and easily reacheable by phone.

Can we meet for lunch or something to talk about some of the things you can do for me? or just send me your number and i'll call you.

Thanks

So...do I have Prostitute stamped on my forehead? Well, I am having a really, really bad day.

See ya later.

Meg