I have one of those...
...hurts when you breathe backaches. I have nothing to follow that up with, I just thought I’d tell you.
What I was actually cogitating was the odd fact that some insurance companies pay for more viagra per month than others. I was wondering how they came up with that number.
I’ve heard anywhere from 8 to 4. I’d love to meet both of those committees, just to see if they are men, women or something in between.
And, I’d like to get the minutes from the meeting where they made the decision.
Did they base that number on personal experience? Or, were they just so embarrassed at the proposition of discussing such things that they just pulled a bingo ball out of a machine? Did the women on the panel want more or less than 4?
Not that it matters, anyone can go online and buy viagra, I think I will. If a date was going particularly well...or the guy just happened to be really hot...I could spike his drink with a couple of them. That’d be good. Don’t you just love those victimless crimes?
Of course, right now I’m in too much pain to bother...even if I had some hot guy right here with his viagra spiked drink, I couldn‘t really do too much. I’m going to the doctor later so I guess if I had to get a backache, this is a good time for it. This guy never makes me get undressed but whenever you go to the doctor...there’s always that possibility so I have to shave my legs and clean my belly button just in case.
You never know where a doctor will look. You have to get ready for a doctor’s appointment in the same way you have to get ready for sex. There are a bunch of stupid little details that need to be taken care of that wouldn’t matter any other time. I get no sex so I could go the entire winter not shaving my legs if it weren’t for the doctor. This is all I have so, I’m gonna clean EVERYTHING today.
Speaking of shaving, you have to be careful when you go to the doctor’s office. I’ve had to do some pretty fancy explaining at times. “I was just shaving my legs when I noticed that one side was crooked and I started to straighten it out...before I knew what was happening, I was bald down there.”
These things happen.
My living room is half painted so I guess I’ll go get some more paint today. I wish I had enough friends to have one of those painting parties. I don’t know enough people in Georgia to paint my fingernails. I think I’m gonna buy one of those 5 gallon buckets and carry it from room to room, painting a little bit whenever I feel like it. I stripped all the wood in a large house once over a two year period, I could probably paint the house within a couple of months.
One of my snails died. I’m really broken up over that. Now, the snail did get flushed down the toilet...I usually don’t do that with most forms of life. I wonder what it is that makes an animal flush-worthy as opposed to trash or burial worthy? I guess it’s size and the presence of a face. If a snail had a cute little face, I doubt that I could flush it, but it doesn’t. It just has a big slimy foot so down it goes.
OK, that’s enough...I have to go get ready for the doctor’s visit. I need a caddy to carry all the things I’m gonna need into the tub with me.
It’s a shame there isn’t one of those hot guys with viagra hanging around so that I could kill two men with one shower.
See ya,
Meg
...hurts when you breathe backaches. I have nothing to follow that up with, I just thought I’d tell you.
What I was actually cogitating was the odd fact that some insurance companies pay for more viagra per month than others. I was wondering how they came up with that number.
I’ve heard anywhere from 8 to 4. I’d love to meet both of those committees, just to see if they are men, women or something in between.
And, I’d like to get the minutes from the meeting where they made the decision.
Did they base that number on personal experience? Or, were they just so embarrassed at the proposition of discussing such things that they just pulled a bingo ball out of a machine? Did the women on the panel want more or less than 4?
Not that it matters, anyone can go online and buy viagra, I think I will. If a date was going particularly well...or the guy just happened to be really hot...I could spike his drink with a couple of them. That’d be good. Don’t you just love those victimless crimes?
Of course, right now I’m in too much pain to bother...even if I had some hot guy right here with his viagra spiked drink, I couldn‘t really do too much. I’m going to the doctor later so I guess if I had to get a backache, this is a good time for it. This guy never makes me get undressed but whenever you go to the doctor...there’s always that possibility so I have to shave my legs and clean my belly button just in case.
You never know where a doctor will look. You have to get ready for a doctor’s appointment in the same way you have to get ready for sex. There are a bunch of stupid little details that need to be taken care of that wouldn’t matter any other time. I get no sex so I could go the entire winter not shaving my legs if it weren’t for the doctor. This is all I have so, I’m gonna clean EVERYTHING today.
Speaking of shaving, you have to be careful when you go to the doctor’s office. I’ve had to do some pretty fancy explaining at times. “I was just shaving my legs when I noticed that one side was crooked and I started to straighten it out...before I knew what was happening, I was bald down there.”
These things happen.
My living room is half painted so I guess I’ll go get some more paint today. I wish I had enough friends to have one of those painting parties. I don’t know enough people in Georgia to paint my fingernails. I think I’m gonna buy one of those 5 gallon buckets and carry it from room to room, painting a little bit whenever I feel like it. I stripped all the wood in a large house once over a two year period, I could probably paint the house within a couple of months.
One of my snails died. I’m really broken up over that. Now, the snail did get flushed down the toilet...I usually don’t do that with most forms of life. I wonder what it is that makes an animal flush-worthy as opposed to trash or burial worthy? I guess it’s size and the presence of a face. If a snail had a cute little face, I doubt that I could flush it, but it doesn’t. It just has a big slimy foot so down it goes.
OK, that’s enough...I have to go get ready for the doctor’s visit. I need a caddy to carry all the things I’m gonna need into the tub with me.
It’s a shame there isn’t one of those hot guys with viagra hanging around so that I could kill two men with one shower.
See ya,
Meg
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