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Monday, June 26, 2006

I've been paying attention...

...most men are ticklish in between their butt cheeks. Not really sure why...just something that I have grown aware of.

I made mental notes of some things that happned to me today. I don't usually do such things but so many bad things were happening, I just had to take notes. I couldn't believe the run of luck I've had today. First of all, my telephone doesn't work. The phone company dude came to my door shortly after I noticed that it didn't work and he said that it was a result of the downed tree from Saturday evening. He explained why, but I didn't understand what he was talking about.

Then, I fell asleep in my recliner and awoke with a crick in my neck. Is "crick" even a word?

My kitchen sink has a slow leak, most of the time. This afternoon it developed into a large leak. The good news is, there was a bucket under the sink. The bad news is that, without thinking, I emptied the bucket back into the sink. This time there wasn't a bucket under there.

I forgot it was Monday. I thought all day that it was Sunday which explained why I couldn't find Judge Judy earlier. I sat on my glasses, actually breaking the screw that holds the left lens in the frame. I over boiled a hard-boiled egg that I was making for a Chef's salad. I actually BURNED a hard-boiled egg.

While flipping a potato pancake, I splashed oil all over the stove-top and the one remaining, functioning burner. Doing the dishes, I put a bowl into another bowl when they were both under hot water so it formed a vacuum. I spent at least 10 minutes getting those bowls apart...my son even gave it a try but couldn't do it. I knocked over the sugar bowl, which rolled...getting sugar all over the counter AND the kitchen floor. I had bare feet.

I washed the floor a few times since it rained and the dogs kept making muddy paw prints all over the floor. I noticed a bunch of itchy bug bites on the area in between the top of my socks and the bottom of my capri's...that I was wearing yesterday while I was trimming the hedges.

Then, just a little while ago, I dropped the top of the toothpaste down the bathroom sink hole. But, luckily, the sink is slow to drain so I just had to let it back up until the top of the toothpaste floated up. So, all in all, it was a pretty good day!


PS The toothpatse thing reminds me of something that happened when I was about 9 or 10. One morning I was watching my father shave and all of that stuff. When he put the lid back on the toothpaste I said, "So YOU'RE the one who keeps putting that thing back on the tube!"

He didn't see the humor in my little joke.

OH!!!! I almost forgot, today is Kathy Hornburg's birthday. I went to second grade with her. I don't know where she is now but I remember her birthday...it's 3 days before mine!


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