His full name is Walter Payton...not Peyton Manning! Oh, Jack was Payton...my son came home and said that Jack was a dumb name and he renamed him. That kid has NO say over the kitties name...although he wants to call it McMahon.
You know...that's not a bad idea. I could stick it in here and there when it would be funny.
Alrighty then, the first time that cat ricks all over the house, his testicles are history. I cannot abide the smell of a male cat's rick...and this one is no exception.
But then again, how many times does that come up in a conversation? You were right, the dick is now rick. Or is rick now the dick? And is anyone...anyone at all...also a prick?
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awww...payton is cute. Although you mispelled his name, it should be PEYTON in honor of #18 Super Bowl MVP :-)
Still lovin those Colts!!!
Aw payton is soooooooooooo cute, I have a soft spot for dogs, lurve em to bits and bits and bits :-)
He's so gorgeous. Where's Jack? (I remember Jack when you got him) That's not him, is he? He is too gorgeous.
His full name is Walter Payton...not Peyton Manning! Oh, Jack was Payton...my son came home and said that Jack was a dumb name and he renamed him. That kid has NO say over the kitties name...although he wants to call it McMahon.
Meg
Now here's an idea you can borrow from Pirates of the Caribbean. Capt Barbosa named his monkey Jack, after Capt Jack Sparrow that he mutinied against.
So you could get a pug or some pet that's lovable but lacking in the looks department and name him Rick.
Or you could name the cat's butt, Rick. Oh the cat's cleaning his Rick again.
You know...that's not a bad idea. I could stick it in here and there when it would be funny.
Alrighty then, the first time that cat ricks all over the house, his testicles are history. I cannot abide the smell of a male cat's rick...and this one is no exception.
:):):)
But then again, how many times does that come up in a conversation? You were right, the dick is now rick. Or is rick now the dick? And is anyone...anyone at all...also a prick?
Confused and annoyed
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