I found the lists below...
...online. I thought they were interesting but I also felt they needed a little something so I added my own comments.
Men's Top Ten Favorite Conversation Topics
1. Sex (No brainer)
2. Romantic fantasies (sort of like sex)
3. Hobbies/interests in general (which naturally include sex)
4. Hopes and aspirations (LOL, he HOPES to get laid)
5. Music (Barry White? Good music to have sex to)
6. Dreams (Dreams that include sex)
7. Movies (Porno, no doubt)
8. Entertainment (Naked women with high heels)
9. Vacations (Vacations include a lot of sex)
10. Travel (Like vacations, traveling includes a lot of sex. Rick and I screwed in 5 countries during one two week travel-thon)
Men’s Top Ten Least Favorite Conversation Topics
1. Past relationships
2. Other dates
3. Celebrities
4. Religion
5. Politics
6. Antiques
7. Money
8. Fashion
9. Gardening
10. Marriage
Men’s Top Ten Date Picks
1. Taking a romantic walk (cheap)
2. Restaurant (could be cheap, depends on the restaurant)
3. Park (cheap)
4. Cook dinner at home (cheap)
5. Coffee shop (cheap)
6. Scenic car ride (cheap)
7. Stay in and rent a movie (cheap)
8. Bowling or Playing Pool (Well, after paying 5 bucks to rent a pair of bowling shoes, I can't call that cheap but I can call shooting pool cheap)
9. Live music (Depends on who's singing)
10. Comedy Club (Not bad...but he better not have a coupon on the first date)
Don't forget, I absolutely ADORE men. I may think that they're cheap and preoccupied with sex but I never said that either one of those attributes were bad things.
OK, I just took Payton BACK to the vet. He had an 8:15 PM appointment and I didn't remember it until 8:01. I jumped up, put a sweatshirt on over my jammies, put on my big fuzzy slippers, grabbed the dog and sped to the vet's office. She wanted to see him before he finished his antibiotics and he only has 4 days left of a 3 week antibiotic marathon.
Tonight he got another cortisone shot because there were a couple of red areas that he had been itching. The vet couldn't find any fleas on him but she wanted him to have the shot anyway. So did I. Another $50 puts me extremely close to paying $800 for this flea war.
The vet said that some of the fleas are becoming resistant to the topicals like Advantage. She still sells it because it's the best they have now but she said that she'll be looking at two new products soon for next flea season.
Damn, I stopped at McDonald's to get my kid a McFlurry. I felt sort of pukey so I didn't get anything for myself and now I'm hungry. Even Payton got Chicken McNuggets because the McDonald's people all wanted to give them to him through the window. He had his big fat dog head sticking out the window behind me so they could all see him. He likes McDonald's.
I guess I'll just eat some more Popsicle's. They aren't bad but I'm in the mood for food that I can put ketchup on and I can't do that with a Popsicle.
I think I'll go stare into my refrigerator for a while.
See ya!
Meg
...online. I thought they were interesting but I also felt they needed a little something so I added my own comments.
Men's Top Ten Favorite Conversation Topics
1. Sex (No brainer)
2. Romantic fantasies (sort of like sex)
3. Hobbies/interests in general (which naturally include sex)
4. Hopes and aspirations (LOL, he HOPES to get laid)
5. Music (Barry White? Good music to have sex to)
6. Dreams (Dreams that include sex)
7. Movies (Porno, no doubt)
8. Entertainment (Naked women with high heels)
9. Vacations (Vacations include a lot of sex)
10. Travel (Like vacations, traveling includes a lot of sex. Rick and I screwed in 5 countries during one two week travel-thon)
Men’s Top Ten Least Favorite Conversation Topics
1. Past relationships
2. Other dates
3. Celebrities
4. Religion
5. Politics
6. Antiques
7. Money
8. Fashion
9. Gardening
10. Marriage
Men’s Top Ten Date Picks
1. Taking a romantic walk (cheap)
2. Restaurant (could be cheap, depends on the restaurant)
3. Park (cheap)
4. Cook dinner at home (cheap)
5. Coffee shop (cheap)
6. Scenic car ride (cheap)
7. Stay in and rent a movie (cheap)
8. Bowling or Playing Pool (Well, after paying 5 bucks to rent a pair of bowling shoes, I can't call that cheap but I can call shooting pool cheap)
9. Live music (Depends on who's singing)
10. Comedy Club (Not bad...but he better not have a coupon on the first date)
Don't forget, I absolutely ADORE men. I may think that they're cheap and preoccupied with sex but I never said that either one of those attributes were bad things.
OK, I just took Payton BACK to the vet. He had an 8:15 PM appointment and I didn't remember it until 8:01. I jumped up, put a sweatshirt on over my jammies, put on my big fuzzy slippers, grabbed the dog and sped to the vet's office. She wanted to see him before he finished his antibiotics and he only has 4 days left of a 3 week antibiotic marathon.
Tonight he got another cortisone shot because there were a couple of red areas that he had been itching. The vet couldn't find any fleas on him but she wanted him to have the shot anyway. So did I. Another $50 puts me extremely close to paying $800 for this flea war.
The vet said that some of the fleas are becoming resistant to the topicals like Advantage. She still sells it because it's the best they have now but she said that she'll be looking at two new products soon for next flea season.
Damn, I stopped at McDonald's to get my kid a McFlurry. I felt sort of pukey so I didn't get anything for myself and now I'm hungry. Even Payton got Chicken McNuggets because the McDonald's people all wanted to give them to him through the window. He had his big fat dog head sticking out the window behind me so they could all see him. He likes McDonald's.
I guess I'll just eat some more Popsicle's. They aren't bad but I'm in the mood for food that I can put ketchup on and I can't do that with a Popsicle.
I think I'll go stare into my refrigerator for a while.
See ya!
Meg
posted by Meg Kelso | 6:25 PM
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