Good morning!
I have to go out this morning and that just SUCKS! It's supposed to be no warmer than 35 degrees today here in Atlanta. I doubt that anyone up north will feel too badly for me but can I get a BRRRRRR from the Aussie's anyway?
I need to be out of here within an hour yet I'm still sitting down in my jammies because just the thought of going out in the cold makes me want to go back to bed. Damn, my bed was so nice and warm with Payton in it. He's my only warm blob until I can find a two legged mammal to sleep with.
What in the heck did they make cold for anyway? This is just stupid. It's not supposed to be so cold here in the south....this weather is for Eskimos and other people who live in igloos and wear parkas. Oh! I still have the parka that I bought for that Tyler Perry movie that I worked on but that thing is too cumbersome. I like my little black leather jacket but it's not very warm at all. The warmest jacket that I ever had was a fox stroller but nowadays you can get attacked by PETA people so I can't wear fur anymore. Peta sucks too.
You know, I have 3 animals with fur on them. Unfortunately, they don't match so I can't skin the fuckers and wear them. Oh well, I guess I'll just make the leather jacket do. If I put gloves, a hat and a scarf on, I may make it through the morning. Of course it won't be any warmer this afternoon. It's just this sort of weather that kept me from running for President. That and the fact that the politicians are now campaigning forever.
Have you thought about that? The politicians, all of them, are nothing but campaigners now. Bush won't be running for anything else but he's still worried about polls. Hillary has never done anything but campaign for her entire life and there she is, poised to win the nomination for her party. She wrote that health care bill in the 90's yet she held on to it for years until she ran for President instead of just dropping it off after she won the seat. She never had a plan to really help the uninsured, that sucker is just for campaigning.
Oh well. It's snowing in North Georgia so I guess it could be worse. Actually, if it were to snow here the entire town would shut down and then I could stay home. Damn I need a good old fashioned ice storm now.
OK, I have to act like I'm going someplace and then I have to start the car to warm it up. Have a good morning and I'll pop back in later.
I have to go out this morning and that just SUCKS! It's supposed to be no warmer than 35 degrees today here in Atlanta. I doubt that anyone up north will feel too badly for me but can I get a BRRRRRR from the Aussie's anyway?
I need to be out of here within an hour yet I'm still sitting down in my jammies because just the thought of going out in the cold makes me want to go back to bed. Damn, my bed was so nice and warm with Payton in it. He's my only warm blob until I can find a two legged mammal to sleep with.
What in the heck did they make cold for anyway? This is just stupid. It's not supposed to be so cold here in the south....this weather is for Eskimos and other people who live in igloos and wear parkas. Oh! I still have the parka that I bought for that Tyler Perry movie that I worked on but that thing is too cumbersome. I like my little black leather jacket but it's not very warm at all. The warmest jacket that I ever had was a fox stroller but nowadays you can get attacked by PETA people so I can't wear fur anymore. Peta sucks too.
You know, I have 3 animals with fur on them. Unfortunately, they don't match so I can't skin the fuckers and wear them. Oh well, I guess I'll just make the leather jacket do. If I put gloves, a hat and a scarf on, I may make it through the morning. Of course it won't be any warmer this afternoon. It's just this sort of weather that kept me from running for President. That and the fact that the politicians are now campaigning forever.
Have you thought about that? The politicians, all of them, are nothing but campaigners now. Bush won't be running for anything else but he's still worried about polls. Hillary has never done anything but campaign for her entire life and there she is, poised to win the nomination for her party. She wrote that health care bill in the 90's yet she held on to it for years until she ran for President instead of just dropping it off after she won the seat. She never had a plan to really help the uninsured, that sucker is just for campaigning.
Oh well. It's snowing in North Georgia so I guess it could be worse. Actually, if it were to snow here the entire town would shut down and then I could stay home. Damn I need a good old fashioned ice storm now.
OK, I have to act like I'm going someplace and then I have to start the car to warm it up. Have a good morning and I'll pop back in later.
4 Comments:
Thats 2C !!! Brrrrrrrr !!
2 C sounds even colder! See? It's so cold my nipples are hard:)
As I see it...a warm breeze can make them nipples stand up........
shame it won't work well on cars...
and your right, from up north it was a bloody -15 baby ...up here those nipples would put someones eye out!! th th th thirty five?
Oh Hell no!! that's camping weather.
Yeah you silly boy. It's cold for me. You HAVE a warm blob dude, I don't. My toes are so cold that I'd make you jump outta bed faster than lieing down and finding Darice's brother waiting for you.
:)
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