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Friday, November 14, 2008

Stupid Friday Morning Poem

I'm sitting right here at my computer
With a cat on the printer, he couldn't be cuter
The dog is all curled up down by my feet
The last cat is wandering around looking for heat.

There's a worm on my ceiling that has me disgusted
After I cleaned and I vaccuumed and I carefully dusted
Those bastards they give me the shivering willies
I think to myself, "Is this common in hillbilies?"

Maybe it's time for me to move to a new house
That's so clean it has not a worm nor a moth nor even a louse
Even though it's clean, my entire head itches
Every single time I see one of those sonsofbitches.

I look down at my sort of dirty kitchen floor
I usually just sweep it, you can't ask me for more
I live here alone so I do as I please
I am the only person I care to appease.

I only have sex in months ending in -ay
And I have pubic hair, What can I say?
This is the end of my Friday morning poem
So Good Morning to you all with a hearty Shalom!

4 Comments:

Blogger Christo Gonzales said...

I read this in my best "Deeds" accent - remember that movie?

November 14, 2008  
Blogger Meg Kelso said...

Gary Cooper? Why soytenly! How be you?

November 14, 2008  
Blogger Uneasy Rider said...

C'maaaaaawwwwwwn NEW YEARS!

November 14, 2008  
Blogger Meg Kelso said...

After New Year's Eve I still have over 4 months.

:(

November 14, 2008  

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