You know...

...When you are trying to impress someone who you’d like to date, never make fun of the place they are from, at least not in the first email. I received an email containing the following sentence:

Where are you from? Oh God I never thought about it but you could be a yankee lol.. I don't hold that against you, anyone could have had the God awful misfortune to be born up there

OK, now, I am not prejudiced againts southerners at all, never have been. But, I did see television shows with people like Gomer, Goober, Opie, Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrain, Jethro, Grandpa Jones, and people singing the following:

Where oh where are you tonight,
Why did you leave me here all alone,
I searched the world over,
And I thought I found true love,
But you met another,
And pthpthpth you were gone.

Anyway, I had to post... did ya notice on the profile you posted of the married guy, the guy rated HIMSELF as a "10". Too funny - he has 2 fans, one being himself. Ha!I was surfing some of the guys in my area, Houston, and they are no better. Surfing them is good for a hearty laugh on a bad day! hahaha

Well, Michelle, I am glad to finally hear from you! Yeah, that guy thought quite a bit of himself...didn’t he? If you find any good ones online in Houston, send ‘em here! I would love to out all of the cheaters. By the way, they don’t ALL have to be men, that wouldn't be fair so send any female cheats as well!

Here are some married men or men who “would prefer not to say”:

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member514119.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member7349.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member261272.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member422543.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member275176.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member149721.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member340137.htm (this one is a hoot, check out his first date preference!)
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member99074.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member503389.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member372524.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member383210.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member87841.htm (Another hoot, and another one who thinks all women will be amazed by his oral talents.)
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member39935.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member67873.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member371825.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member416262.htm (this one is a TEACHER!)
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member244469.htm (This one doesn’t say he is married, but he does list his occupation as a “metrologist” and he is another ORAL character.)

OK, enough of the men, for now. Let’s see what the married women are up to:

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member352631.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member291371.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member352631.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member471445.htm (this one says she is only living with someone but I see why, look at her!)
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member445558.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member263485.htm (This one is just a whacko)
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member517155.htm (Another married, horny teacher)
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member518003.htm (Not married, but one must wonder what service she provides)
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member464218.htm (OMG! Once again, not married, just a freak)
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member513759.htm (Not married, just cheating.)
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member214182.htm (Another cheater)
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member509719.htm (Single but trashy)
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member443548.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member386065.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member291371.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member272639.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member311576.htm (This one is single, check out her profession)
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member291371.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member272639.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member118115.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member13370.htm
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member11982.htm

OK, amazing, isn’t it? I live such a sheltered life and never even knew it. I thought married people were basically happy but from this tiny slice of life, I see that far too many of them are spending far too much energy on extra-curricular activities rather than on their marriage. Like Vex, they will never know the joy of sticking out a marriage, for better or for worse and when every new relationship gets boring, they will go onto the first thing that seems exciting, never knowing what they have lost. They will never learn how to keep the marriage happy and they have absolutely no respect for the vows they took in front of God and their family and friends. Sadly, they will end up miserable and alone with nothing but memories of cheap sex and trashy people to look back on in their old age.

That list is full of miserable people and as long as they try to find happiness through their gonads, they will always be miserable. Isn’t it pathetic? Aren’t they pathetic? And to think, for every one of them, there is a hardworking man or woman who thinks that the person they make love to has been saving themselves for the poor sap who has spent the day trying to make life better for the family. Jeez, this is not at all what I expected but it must be part of my study. This list is full of people from Georgia. Next time, I will choose another state and expose the cheaters there. If you would like me to do your state, let me know by posting a comment.

See ya,

Meg