Now it's EARLY morning...
...and I AM STILL AWAKE! I can't seem to fall alseep to save my life. I'm eating the tops off of my chocolate donuts and sucking some herbal tea. This is one of those times when I wish that I drank so I could sip some wine and drift off into la-la land. If I'm awake much longer...I won't need the wine, la-la land will drop on my head. OK, I need another donut top...BRB.
I took my dog for a walk earlier...or was it last night? I don't know. Anyway, as we passed a yard with two small yappy dogs, my dog bolted and pulled me to the ground and dragged me through the dirt for about ten feet. It was dark so I didn't realize that I was filthy until I got home. That was a treat.
OK, I've eaten the last donut top. Now I'm thinking about the chocolate frosting that's up in my cabinet. I found it there earlier when I was looking for some soup to eat. That was a pleasant surprise. I may very well eat a big spoonful of frosting before I go to bed...that is IF I ever go to bed. I've had an appetite lately for the first time in forever and it's just my luck that it would coincide with the time that I'm broke. I hope the Kroger Gift Card that Rick ordered comes soon. I'm starting to look at those snails and wonder what the recipe for escargo is. I have internet access, I'm sure there's a recipe for snails on this thing somewhere.
It's a good thing that I have to walk everywhere I go. If I keep eating spoonfuls of frosting and peanut butter, I'm gonna need some serious excersize.
Oh great, I decided to take one of my xanax and I dropped it on the floor. I crawled around for a while looking for it and couldn't find it. I better find it before the dog finds it...I'd hate to see him all doped up on xanax. On second thought, maybe I could safely take him for a walk past those yappy dogs.
I hope my friend who's gonna help me with the yard sale reads this and understands why I won't be answering the phone later this morning...if I ever do fall alseep. I may not wake up until lunchtime. Well, if you are reading this and you get to my house before I wake up, knock on my bedroom window...I'll hear that before I hear the door. Of course the dog will bark like a maniac if he hears you knocking on the door...that should wake me up. Unless of course, he finds the xanax before I do...then we'll both be knocked out.
That dog is a great watch dog...he even barks at the computer when one of those stupid smiley faces unexpectedly says, "Hellooo!" I'm so glad that I have him. I doubt that I'd be able to sleep at all if I didn't know that he'd attack anyone who came near my house.
Well, normal people are waking up about now so I'm going to try to get a little bit of sleep. I set the coffee pot to brew my coffee at 7. By the time I wake up that coffee ought to be good and strong. I'll need it. Oh well, I guess I'll try to go and sleep again. Maybe I could watch some paid programming for a while...if that doesn't bore me to sleep, I'm just going to get up and suck coffee until I'm so wired that I can run around getting work done like Samantha when she speeds herself up to clean the house before Darren brings Larry Tate home with an annoying client.
So...once again, I'm going to bed. With any luck at all, I'll also go to sleep. Where are all of my boring friends when I need to chat on the phone with them?
See you guys later...have a nice day!
Meg
email me at megbkelso@gmail.com
...and I AM STILL AWAKE! I can't seem to fall alseep to save my life. I'm eating the tops off of my chocolate donuts and sucking some herbal tea. This is one of those times when I wish that I drank so I could sip some wine and drift off into la-la land. If I'm awake much longer...I won't need the wine, la-la land will drop on my head. OK, I need another donut top...BRB.
I took my dog for a walk earlier...or was it last night? I don't know. Anyway, as we passed a yard with two small yappy dogs, my dog bolted and pulled me to the ground and dragged me through the dirt for about ten feet. It was dark so I didn't realize that I was filthy until I got home. That was a treat.
OK, I've eaten the last donut top. Now I'm thinking about the chocolate frosting that's up in my cabinet. I found it there earlier when I was looking for some soup to eat. That was a pleasant surprise. I may very well eat a big spoonful of frosting before I go to bed...that is IF I ever go to bed. I've had an appetite lately for the first time in forever and it's just my luck that it would coincide with the time that I'm broke. I hope the Kroger Gift Card that Rick ordered comes soon. I'm starting to look at those snails and wonder what the recipe for escargo is. I have internet access, I'm sure there's a recipe for snails on this thing somewhere.
It's a good thing that I have to walk everywhere I go. If I keep eating spoonfuls of frosting and peanut butter, I'm gonna need some serious excersize.
Oh great, I decided to take one of my xanax and I dropped it on the floor. I crawled around for a while looking for it and couldn't find it. I better find it before the dog finds it...I'd hate to see him all doped up on xanax. On second thought, maybe I could safely take him for a walk past those yappy dogs.
I hope my friend who's gonna help me with the yard sale reads this and understands why I won't be answering the phone later this morning...if I ever do fall alseep. I may not wake up until lunchtime. Well, if you are reading this and you get to my house before I wake up, knock on my bedroom window...I'll hear that before I hear the door. Of course the dog will bark like a maniac if he hears you knocking on the door...that should wake me up. Unless of course, he finds the xanax before I do...then we'll both be knocked out.
That dog is a great watch dog...he even barks at the computer when one of those stupid smiley faces unexpectedly says, "Hellooo!" I'm so glad that I have him. I doubt that I'd be able to sleep at all if I didn't know that he'd attack anyone who came near my house.
Well, normal people are waking up about now so I'm going to try to get a little bit of sleep. I set the coffee pot to brew my coffee at 7. By the time I wake up that coffee ought to be good and strong. I'll need it. Oh well, I guess I'll try to go and sleep again. Maybe I could watch some paid programming for a while...if that doesn't bore me to sleep, I'm just going to get up and suck coffee until I'm so wired that I can run around getting work done like Samantha when she speeds herself up to clean the house before Darren brings Larry Tate home with an annoying client.
So...once again, I'm going to bed. With any luck at all, I'll also go to sleep. Where are all of my boring friends when I need to chat on the phone with them?
See you guys later...have a nice day!
Meg
email me at megbkelso@gmail.com
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