Men, men, men...
...Whatcha gonna do with them? I make a comment about a sex dream and my inbox is flooded. Don't you guys ever just miss companionship? I've heard it said that women give sex to get love and men give love to get sex. I guess it's true.
I've mentioned that I was lonely a thousand times and no one ever wrote to say they'd bring backgammon board over and hang out...well, one sweet man from Tennessee did. He didn't bring a game but he did bring his sweet self and we hung out just talking and watching movies. I know he'll read this and I'd like to thank him again.
I've heard from guys who say that they don't know what women want. They say that women constantly show an interest and then quickly shy away. Well, did you take the time to get to know her? Did you take the time to make her smile? Did you sit back and let her talk? We know that most of you don't like to talk too much, but if you could just ask us a few questions about ourselves, we could usually take it from there. There isn't much more appealing than a man who wants to know all about you.
Judging from the men that I've met over the past year and a half, most of you guys are ready to hop into bed within a couple of hours of meeting a woman. The most surprising part is that none of them seem to care if anyone has protection! I don't know, maybe the most surprising part is that they act so sweet and then assume that the woman is ready to do the wild thing. It was my understanding that men knew the difference between a woman who would and one who wouldn't. But, it appears as though they are just ready for anyone who is willing. That can't be too tough, Rick seemed to find them easily enough.
There MUST be men out there who are lonely. I guess they're just sitting at home playing video games or watching movies like I am. That's no good. I tried the online dating thing but that seemed to be a veiled free escort service. I can't remember more than 3 of them who politely took me home and said good night without asking to come in. So, when a woman is immediately turned off, ask yourself...did you just insult her by offering your manly services?
I guess that's all some of them are interested in and it shouldn't be tough for them, plenty of women are ready to hop in the sack. If that's what they want, more power to them. But there have to be men out there who would like to have the friendship of a lady who they can spend time with and then see if it turns into something more.
Pumping iron is nice, spending money is good too. But if you really want to impress a woman, just talk to her. And, let her tell you the things that no one else has the time to listen to. That will turn her on more than anything else you could do. Unless of course she's a tramp, then you can just sit back and wait for her to feel your thigh. I'm pretty sure that's the universal sign for, "Do me now dude."
Barring that, why can't you guys just act like gentlemen and treat us like ladies? I know many of you do, pat yourselves on your back. Then, go tell a friend who says that he can't figure woman out what you're doing. But to the guys who are so anxious to jump some chick's bones...have a heart. Take your time and find out a bit about her. With the millions of anxious guys out there, you'd have a huge advantage and she just might put her hand on your thigh before you expect it.
Now I have to switch gears. I've arranged it so that both of my probation meetings are today and my son is going to take me to them. I owe them a total of 300 bucks and I have 120 bucks to my name. That has to last me until my next alimony payment and it won't come for a couple of weeks.
So, as long as they don't put me in jail, I should be fine. I have accomplished some stuff for Cobb, the community service part. But all Bartow wants is cash and I haven't given them a dime yet. I could give them both a few bucks to show good faith, but since I've figured out that crime is such a huge money making business, I'm a bit worried about this.
The lady in Cobb did say that they don't "have debtor's prison" so I hope that she'll be understanding, I think she will. She seems to be. The other seems to be nice as well but neither of them will wait forever.
So, here we go again, my monthly "Will I go to jail today?" If I do, write to me, I never did get any mail last time. It'll take most of the day to make the probation rounds but when I do get back, I'll let you know what happened. If I'm not back here by this evening, you can call Bartow or Cobb County Jails and see who took me in. Then, send me a letter and when they pass the mail out, I won't feel so left out.
OK then, I'm off to see where I'll be spending my night. I'm as clean as a whistle so I don't fear the "cup"...but, I do fear the question, "Where's the cash?" Wish me luck!
See ya...I hope.
Meg
...Whatcha gonna do with them? I make a comment about a sex dream and my inbox is flooded. Don't you guys ever just miss companionship? I've heard it said that women give sex to get love and men give love to get sex. I guess it's true.
I've mentioned that I was lonely a thousand times and no one ever wrote to say they'd bring backgammon board over and hang out...well, one sweet man from Tennessee did. He didn't bring a game but he did bring his sweet self and we hung out just talking and watching movies. I know he'll read this and I'd like to thank him again.
I've heard from guys who say that they don't know what women want. They say that women constantly show an interest and then quickly shy away. Well, did you take the time to get to know her? Did you take the time to make her smile? Did you sit back and let her talk? We know that most of you don't like to talk too much, but if you could just ask us a few questions about ourselves, we could usually take it from there. There isn't much more appealing than a man who wants to know all about you.
Judging from the men that I've met over the past year and a half, most of you guys are ready to hop into bed within a couple of hours of meeting a woman. The most surprising part is that none of them seem to care if anyone has protection! I don't know, maybe the most surprising part is that they act so sweet and then assume that the woman is ready to do the wild thing. It was my understanding that men knew the difference between a woman who would and one who wouldn't. But, it appears as though they are just ready for anyone who is willing. That can't be too tough, Rick seemed to find them easily enough.
There MUST be men out there who are lonely. I guess they're just sitting at home playing video games or watching movies like I am. That's no good. I tried the online dating thing but that seemed to be a veiled free escort service. I can't remember more than 3 of them who politely took me home and said good night without asking to come in. So, when a woman is immediately turned off, ask yourself...did you just insult her by offering your manly services?
I guess that's all some of them are interested in and it shouldn't be tough for them, plenty of women are ready to hop in the sack. If that's what they want, more power to them. But there have to be men out there who would like to have the friendship of a lady who they can spend time with and then see if it turns into something more.
Pumping iron is nice, spending money is good too. But if you really want to impress a woman, just talk to her. And, let her tell you the things that no one else has the time to listen to. That will turn her on more than anything else you could do. Unless of course she's a tramp, then you can just sit back and wait for her to feel your thigh. I'm pretty sure that's the universal sign for, "Do me now dude."
Barring that, why can't you guys just act like gentlemen and treat us like ladies? I know many of you do, pat yourselves on your back. Then, go tell a friend who says that he can't figure woman out what you're doing. But to the guys who are so anxious to jump some chick's bones...have a heart. Take your time and find out a bit about her. With the millions of anxious guys out there, you'd have a huge advantage and she just might put her hand on your thigh before you expect it.
Now I have to switch gears. I've arranged it so that both of my probation meetings are today and my son is going to take me to them. I owe them a total of 300 bucks and I have 120 bucks to my name. That has to last me until my next alimony payment and it won't come for a couple of weeks.
So, as long as they don't put me in jail, I should be fine. I have accomplished some stuff for Cobb, the community service part. But all Bartow wants is cash and I haven't given them a dime yet. I could give them both a few bucks to show good faith, but since I've figured out that crime is such a huge money making business, I'm a bit worried about this.
The lady in Cobb did say that they don't "have debtor's prison" so I hope that she'll be understanding, I think she will. She seems to be. The other seems to be nice as well but neither of them will wait forever.
So, here we go again, my monthly "Will I go to jail today?" If I do, write to me, I never did get any mail last time. It'll take most of the day to make the probation rounds but when I do get back, I'll let you know what happened. If I'm not back here by this evening, you can call Bartow or Cobb County Jails and see who took me in. Then, send me a letter and when they pass the mail out, I won't feel so left out.
OK then, I'm off to see where I'll be spending my night. I'm as clean as a whistle so I don't fear the "cup"...but, I do fear the question, "Where's the cash?" Wish me luck!
See ya...I hope.
Meg
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