Hello again!
I'm back. I checked my email and someone asked me for a gmail invite. I sent it to him and that reminded me to make that offer here. I've seen people sell the invites on eBay so I just wanted to make that offer to anyone who wanted one. Whatever you do, don't lose the password, they won't give it to you if you lose it.
If you do want an invite to gmail, email me at megbkelso@gmail.com. That email address doesn't have any invites, but my other email account does so I'll send them to you from that one but I only read the emails in the one that I posted the link to so that's where you should write me.
My dog is lying in his kennel. He's taken to sleeping in there without me shoving his stupid ass into it. Apparently, I did something right with it because he loves to be inside the thing, even if the door is open. The dog has been annoying the hell out of the cat and that can't be. He goes up to the cat and puts his big dumb dog face right in the cats face and if he gets within striking distance, the cat will smack him on the head until he goes away and he won't go away unless I take him by his collar and pull him away. It's pretty funny to watch and if I ever figure out how, I'll create a video of it and post it on this thing. I can make a video, I just can't figure out how to post it on the blog. If anyone knows, email me at the above addy and I'll try to do it.
Last night, at the AA meeting, a dog and a cat walked in about halfway through the meeting and just hung out with each other. I don't have that kind of luck, my animals barely tolerate each other and they wouldn't tolerate each other at all if they didn't depend on me to feed them. I get the feeling that either of them would eat the other one if they had half a chance. I'm afraid that one of these days I'll walk into the house and find one of them dead and partially eaten. The dog is so big that he would eat most of the cat in one bite but the cat is meaner than the dog and actually had him cornered once. I heard the dog whining and walked into the next room and the stupid thing was cowering in the corner with the cat just staring him down. Nobody bothers the fish. I can't believe how long I've had them. I want to go to the store to buy another algae eater. I think I'll go tomorrow if my friend can take me after we go view dead people. That should be interesting.
We had cadavers when I was in college. Those were some freaky things. They were cut open all the way down the torso and there were little flags on straight pins sticking out of different vasculature and organs. After studying dead people, we had to take our tests in the room with them. If you never got a chance to go to college in life, you can go in death by donating your body to science. None of the cadavers had brains in them, apparently the brain cost more. And, for a short time only, motorcycle wreck victims!
We also practiced stitching up blood vessels on baby pigs. Apparently, they are very like the human body in many ways so we had a bunch of them. The pigs were alive but doped up. We had to cut a blood vessel and stitch it back up under a microscope without killing it. I think they were doomed anyway, but if we killed them ourselves, we flunked.
Operating under a mircoscope is tough because it's all backwards. It's like doing something in a mirror, you think you're moving to one side when you're really moving to the other side. But, I did alright, I never killed any pigs.
I guess I should clean the house a bit so that I don't have to worry about it over the weekend. I'd like to get up early and make myself breakfast in a clean kitchen and then go outside and work in the yard. For some reason, the city did take the clippings that I raked up last month but they left the bags lying on the sidewalk. I don't understand that. My father said that they were probably telling me that I used the wrong bags but I don't know why they had to toss them on the sidewalk. I can't imagine that being the right thing for them to do. Oh well.
I found out what the city meant when they sent me the letter about "overgrowth". The lady said that it was because the grass was so long. I've had it longer than it was before and this is the first time that I've ever gotten a letter from them. I was hoping that they meant the things growing on the fence because I would have countered that I liked my weeds and didn't want to cut them. The fence has a bunch of honeysuckle all over it and I like that. You can walk out to the yard and smell it. I love the smell of honeysuckle in the air. I did try growing morning glories there once and it worked for one year but it never came back. I don't get that, my father used to plant it and it came back every year. At least I thought it did, maybe he grew new stuff every year. The morning glory seeds are a bitch to grow. You have to split the seeds with a razor blade and then soak them in water for a few days. I think I'll get some more and try to grow it this summer. I love morning glories. I really like my rhododendrums and when I get a few bucks, I'm going to plant some more. They are blooming beautifully in the shade of the front yard. I finally found something that'll grow well in the front yard with all of it's shade from the oak and the maple tree out there.
Well, my old brain is a blank now so I must go for a while and wait for something to happen. I think I'll take my blank mind and clean the kitchen with it. I found a CD of 4 Dick Van Dyke shows and I love to clean the kitchen and listen to them because I've been watching it for as long as I can remember so I don't have to see the TV, I just listen to it and know what's happening. It makes cleaning less boring.
See ya!
Meg
I'm back. I checked my email and someone asked me for a gmail invite. I sent it to him and that reminded me to make that offer here. I've seen people sell the invites on eBay so I just wanted to make that offer to anyone who wanted one. Whatever you do, don't lose the password, they won't give it to you if you lose it.
If you do want an invite to gmail, email me at megbkelso@gmail.com. That email address doesn't have any invites, but my other email account does so I'll send them to you from that one but I only read the emails in the one that I posted the link to so that's where you should write me.
My dog is lying in his kennel. He's taken to sleeping in there without me shoving his stupid ass into it. Apparently, I did something right with it because he loves to be inside the thing, even if the door is open. The dog has been annoying the hell out of the cat and that can't be. He goes up to the cat and puts his big dumb dog face right in the cats face and if he gets within striking distance, the cat will smack him on the head until he goes away and he won't go away unless I take him by his collar and pull him away. It's pretty funny to watch and if I ever figure out how, I'll create a video of it and post it on this thing. I can make a video, I just can't figure out how to post it on the blog. If anyone knows, email me at the above addy and I'll try to do it.
Last night, at the AA meeting, a dog and a cat walked in about halfway through the meeting and just hung out with each other. I don't have that kind of luck, my animals barely tolerate each other and they wouldn't tolerate each other at all if they didn't depend on me to feed them. I get the feeling that either of them would eat the other one if they had half a chance. I'm afraid that one of these days I'll walk into the house and find one of them dead and partially eaten. The dog is so big that he would eat most of the cat in one bite but the cat is meaner than the dog and actually had him cornered once. I heard the dog whining and walked into the next room and the stupid thing was cowering in the corner with the cat just staring him down. Nobody bothers the fish. I can't believe how long I've had them. I want to go to the store to buy another algae eater. I think I'll go tomorrow if my friend can take me after we go view dead people. That should be interesting.
We had cadavers when I was in college. Those were some freaky things. They were cut open all the way down the torso and there were little flags on straight pins sticking out of different vasculature and organs. After studying dead people, we had to take our tests in the room with them. If you never got a chance to go to college in life, you can go in death by donating your body to science. None of the cadavers had brains in them, apparently the brain cost more. And, for a short time only, motorcycle wreck victims!
We also practiced stitching up blood vessels on baby pigs. Apparently, they are very like the human body in many ways so we had a bunch of them. The pigs were alive but doped up. We had to cut a blood vessel and stitch it back up under a microscope without killing it. I think they were doomed anyway, but if we killed them ourselves, we flunked.
Operating under a mircoscope is tough because it's all backwards. It's like doing something in a mirror, you think you're moving to one side when you're really moving to the other side. But, I did alright, I never killed any pigs.
I guess I should clean the house a bit so that I don't have to worry about it over the weekend. I'd like to get up early and make myself breakfast in a clean kitchen and then go outside and work in the yard. For some reason, the city did take the clippings that I raked up last month but they left the bags lying on the sidewalk. I don't understand that. My father said that they were probably telling me that I used the wrong bags but I don't know why they had to toss them on the sidewalk. I can't imagine that being the right thing for them to do. Oh well.
I found out what the city meant when they sent me the letter about "overgrowth". The lady said that it was because the grass was so long. I've had it longer than it was before and this is the first time that I've ever gotten a letter from them. I was hoping that they meant the things growing on the fence because I would have countered that I liked my weeds and didn't want to cut them. The fence has a bunch of honeysuckle all over it and I like that. You can walk out to the yard and smell it. I love the smell of honeysuckle in the air. I did try growing morning glories there once and it worked for one year but it never came back. I don't get that, my father used to plant it and it came back every year. At least I thought it did, maybe he grew new stuff every year. The morning glory seeds are a bitch to grow. You have to split the seeds with a razor blade and then soak them in water for a few days. I think I'll get some more and try to grow it this summer. I love morning glories. I really like my rhododendrums and when I get a few bucks, I'm going to plant some more. They are blooming beautifully in the shade of the front yard. I finally found something that'll grow well in the front yard with all of it's shade from the oak and the maple tree out there.
Well, my old brain is a blank now so I must go for a while and wait for something to happen. I think I'll take my blank mind and clean the kitchen with it. I found a CD of 4 Dick Van Dyke shows and I love to clean the kitchen and listen to them because I've been watching it for as long as I can remember so I don't have to see the TV, I just listen to it and know what's happening. It makes cleaning less boring.
See ya!
Meg
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