Now I've heard it all...
...I was speaking to a friend of mine and he actually said, in reference to a woman, "She has one of those 70's type bushes, all hairy and everything."
I didn't even know that there were "styles" of bush...I thought that they all were the same. He said that he likes to "Keep things under control", and I guess that means a nice trim now and then. So, my question is...am I supposed to be worrying about that as well as everything else? I would hate to think of a guy telling people that I had one of those old fashioned 70's bushes.
I thought that there were basically 3 styles to choose from, au naturale, bikini cropped and bald. I never thought that I had other choices. So, what do I need to do? I am currently sporting the natural look as I haven't had anybody to worry about when it comes to things like that. But, considering that this may actually be a concern sometime soon, I should start to think about what I'm going to do with that stuff down there.
Oddly enough, that's the second guy who has told me that he takes care of things down there. So, either I have met the only two men who worry over such things or I have totally missed a new fashion area during my marriage.
I was concerned about that a long time ago when I was a teenager. I saw pictures of women who had curly hair down south and mine has always been rather straight so I did have a bit of a complex a while back but I got over that decades ago. I did go through a period when I actually shaved all of it, but after a few years of marriage, I just did what Rick did, nothing. I never thought that men would care about such things.
I did worry about the hair in the throat thing a bit, but not too much. I never heard anybody hacking up a hairball so I just sort of stopped worrying about that.
Now I have to worry about it so I need to know...do men actually consider such things when they meet a woman? If so, what's the most popular style for bush hair? Should I trim it, make some sort of picture in it or just lose it all together?
Damn, it never ends. I was worrying about whether or not a woman of my age should have long hair on her head...I didn't even think about the other options. Rick liked short hair so I've had short hair for a long time now. I haven't cut it since he left so now it's pretty long. He's been gone for close to two years so my hair is halfway down my back now. I suppose I may cut it when I turn 50, that'll be in a few years and by then, my hair will be down to my ass. The problem with long hair on an old lady is the fact that they usually end up putting it in an old maid bun type thing. The only thing worse than long hair put up in a bun is long gray hair put up in a bun.
Now, the head hair is the least of my concerns. I suppose I should continue to shave my arm pits. I hate taking a bath and shaving so many things. Now I have to add one more area of concern to my shaving procedure.
That wouldn't be so bad after a while but the first time that you shave things downtown, you break out in a nasty little rash that itches like a sonofabitch. I would hate to be out there in public and have to start scratching things. Women aren't like men, we don't usually stick our hands down our pants and play around out in public. We usually just walk funny until things are taken care of.
I should probably just get it over with and shave it all off now so that the rash is gone before I have to worry about what someone else would think. Hell, what if I go the wrong way and the new guy likes those old fashioned 70's type things? Crap, I don't know what to do. I already have to worry about whether a man is a leg man or a boob man, why do I have to worry about what kind of pubic hair he likes too? And, how do you find out before he sees it for himself? That's a rather bad thing to go wrong with, isn't it? The wrong bush could send a man screaming off into the night so I don't want to go wrong there. Damn, damn, damn.
Now I am totally confused. I wish that this guy had never mentioned his girlfriend's bush. There are so many things that I just don't want to know about. I can't get the picture of that 70's bush out of my mind and I hate that. Now I'm starting to worry about mine being straight again so I'm basically regressing. There's no way to curl that stuff so there isn't a damn thing that I can do about it.
OH!!!! There's a bee in my kitchen and I keep running away from it but it keeps coming back and it's coming back again. I have to run away now, I'll be back after I kill the sucker!
Meg
...I was speaking to a friend of mine and he actually said, in reference to a woman, "She has one of those 70's type bushes, all hairy and everything."
I didn't even know that there were "styles" of bush...I thought that they all were the same. He said that he likes to "Keep things under control", and I guess that means a nice trim now and then. So, my question is...am I supposed to be worrying about that as well as everything else? I would hate to think of a guy telling people that I had one of those old fashioned 70's bushes.
I thought that there were basically 3 styles to choose from, au naturale, bikini cropped and bald. I never thought that I had other choices. So, what do I need to do? I am currently sporting the natural look as I haven't had anybody to worry about when it comes to things like that. But, considering that this may actually be a concern sometime soon, I should start to think about what I'm going to do with that stuff down there.
Oddly enough, that's the second guy who has told me that he takes care of things down there. So, either I have met the only two men who worry over such things or I have totally missed a new fashion area during my marriage.
I was concerned about that a long time ago when I was a teenager. I saw pictures of women who had curly hair down south and mine has always been rather straight so I did have a bit of a complex a while back but I got over that decades ago. I did go through a period when I actually shaved all of it, but after a few years of marriage, I just did what Rick did, nothing. I never thought that men would care about such things.
I did worry about the hair in the throat thing a bit, but not too much. I never heard anybody hacking up a hairball so I just sort of stopped worrying about that.
Now I have to worry about it so I need to know...do men actually consider such things when they meet a woman? If so, what's the most popular style for bush hair? Should I trim it, make some sort of picture in it or just lose it all together?
Damn, it never ends. I was worrying about whether or not a woman of my age should have long hair on her head...I didn't even think about the other options. Rick liked short hair so I've had short hair for a long time now. I haven't cut it since he left so now it's pretty long. He's been gone for close to two years so my hair is halfway down my back now. I suppose I may cut it when I turn 50, that'll be in a few years and by then, my hair will be down to my ass. The problem with long hair on an old lady is the fact that they usually end up putting it in an old maid bun type thing. The only thing worse than long hair put up in a bun is long gray hair put up in a bun.
Now, the head hair is the least of my concerns. I suppose I should continue to shave my arm pits. I hate taking a bath and shaving so many things. Now I have to add one more area of concern to my shaving procedure.
That wouldn't be so bad after a while but the first time that you shave things downtown, you break out in a nasty little rash that itches like a sonofabitch. I would hate to be out there in public and have to start scratching things. Women aren't like men, we don't usually stick our hands down our pants and play around out in public. We usually just walk funny until things are taken care of.
I should probably just get it over with and shave it all off now so that the rash is gone before I have to worry about what someone else would think. Hell, what if I go the wrong way and the new guy likes those old fashioned 70's type things? Crap, I don't know what to do. I already have to worry about whether a man is a leg man or a boob man, why do I have to worry about what kind of pubic hair he likes too? And, how do you find out before he sees it for himself? That's a rather bad thing to go wrong with, isn't it? The wrong bush could send a man screaming off into the night so I don't want to go wrong there. Damn, damn, damn.
Now I am totally confused. I wish that this guy had never mentioned his girlfriend's bush. There are so many things that I just don't want to know about. I can't get the picture of that 70's bush out of my mind and I hate that. Now I'm starting to worry about mine being straight again so I'm basically regressing. There's no way to curl that stuff so there isn't a damn thing that I can do about it.
OH!!!! There's a bee in my kitchen and I keep running away from it but it keeps coming back and it's coming back again. I have to run away now, I'll be back after I kill the sucker!
Meg
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