A lady named Di...
...wrote to me and mentioned a post on her blog. ( http://msmoxy.wordpress.com/ the post called Stupid Girl) I went to it and found that she had a list of man blogs there so I popped in and read a couple of them.
I would expect a man blog to be like Coconut Commando's blog. I expect to see a man in camoflouge. I expect to hear about how well the guy spackles. Or even how he lubes his pistons. But these guys are writing about feelings. What's up with that?
Listen dudes, I'm not hocking lugies...what are you doing talking about feelings? What in the HELL do you know about such things? I suppose that next you expect me to admit that your type actually HAS feelings. Ha.
If you guys are so convinced that you have feelings...try this...pick up the phone, call your best friend and tell him what you wrote on your blog. Tell him all about the part where you worry that your ex mistress's husband was going to be at the PTA meeting. If you can tell your best friend that story with a straight face...I'll grant you feelings. But I doubt that you can do that.
I have to admit, it was kinda cute seeing men write about feelings. It means that they must realize that feelings exist and they are using that knowledge to try to pick up chicks. Why else would a guy pretend to have feelings?
Oh, I know they have man feelings...like gas pressure and blue balls. But when they try to talk about woman feelings, they sound a tad insincere. It's nice that they have paid enough attention to even pick up on areas of female concern...but that's not really the same thing as having feelings.
Rick used to try to tell me that he had feelings. I laughed at him too. You guys couldn't afford to have feelings, AND deal with things like baldness and hairy testicles. It is too much for the human mind to comprehend.
So, while I admit that it was amusing to read the feeling man blogs, I refuse to buy the fact that any of them have feelings.
Now you'll have to excuse me...I'm going back to Coconut Commando's blog. I'm much more comfortable with men in that role.
See ya,
Meg
...wrote to me and mentioned a post on her blog. ( http://msmoxy.wordpress.com/ the post called Stupid Girl) I went to it and found that she had a list of man blogs there so I popped in and read a couple of them.
I would expect a man blog to be like Coconut Commando's blog. I expect to see a man in camoflouge. I expect to hear about how well the guy spackles. Or even how he lubes his pistons. But these guys are writing about feelings. What's up with that?
Listen dudes, I'm not hocking lugies...what are you doing talking about feelings? What in the HELL do you know about such things? I suppose that next you expect me to admit that your type actually HAS feelings. Ha.
If you guys are so convinced that you have feelings...try this...pick up the phone, call your best friend and tell him what you wrote on your blog. Tell him all about the part where you worry that your ex mistress's husband was going to be at the PTA meeting. If you can tell your best friend that story with a straight face...I'll grant you feelings. But I doubt that you can do that.
I have to admit, it was kinda cute seeing men write about feelings. It means that they must realize that feelings exist and they are using that knowledge to try to pick up chicks. Why else would a guy pretend to have feelings?
Oh, I know they have man feelings...like gas pressure and blue balls. But when they try to talk about woman feelings, they sound a tad insincere. It's nice that they have paid enough attention to even pick up on areas of female concern...but that's not really the same thing as having feelings.
Rick used to try to tell me that he had feelings. I laughed at him too. You guys couldn't afford to have feelings, AND deal with things like baldness and hairy testicles. It is too much for the human mind to comprehend.
So, while I admit that it was amusing to read the feeling man blogs, I refuse to buy the fact that any of them have feelings.
Now you'll have to excuse me...I'm going back to Coconut Commando's blog. I'm much more comfortable with men in that role.
See ya,
Meg
posted by Meg Kelso | 11:39 PM
11 Comments:
Goodness, Meg, now you're going to start another blog war!
oh, and by the way - I think that you and Coconut make a good couple! Look at his profile picture- isn't he a cutie?
Blog war? I HOPE they know I was only kidding. I don't do wars.
Yeah, I've been drooling over Coco for a while now. But then, right now there's a few men with my drool on them. I do love being single!
Meg
Hey did you see a picture of him witout camoflouge? I can't tell what he looks like!
Meg
The one's who express their emotions and "feelings" are gay...
tee hee!
And THAT'S the reason that these guys WON'T talk to each other...the gay thing.
Tee hee is right.
Meg
And THAT'S the reason that these guys WON'T talk to each other...the gay thing.
Tee hee is right.
Meg
Damn...deja vu.
I have NO emotions. Arr Arr Arr (Tim Allen voice)
Now where's my tool belt!
Put the football game on and get me a beer, women. Now go put your cheerleader uniform on and dance in the corner so your not in the way of the game.
Arr Arr Arr
Ah...a REAL man. Life is normal again.
Meg
YES!! You and COCO...THAT could be cool!!! You know you are getting ALL MAN there Meg.
**Sol you little devil you. Starting a blog romance!!
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