My cyber-stalker says I'm a perv. I can't let him down.

Some more party favors...

...here are my dick tarts:



Lorena Nolan bobbitized John:

A damn good replication of what Rick's deformed penis looks like:

It's twisted and bent back a bit, just like this:

The head actually points the wrong way as though he twisted that bad boy one too many times:

Rick's replica dick after I took a huge bite out of it:

What Rick could look like with corrective surgery: