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Friday, August 08, 2008

I have to leave now...

...but I didn't want to do that without saying hello to Colleen Lombardi and her creepy friends that spent the ENTIRE night reading my blog searching for something to help them NOT pay SolGal what Jeff Kirby owes her.

Jeff told Sol that the wopig was the one reading the blog so if he was telling the truth, here's a big fat, "How's that flabby belly of yours!" to Colleen!

:):):)

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe Jeff would give Solaris info to avoid paying his own debt. I can't believe Jeff would bcc the emails he'd send Colleen about this post to prove his loyalty.

I think Solaris just wants her money and that's that. No more hidden communication Jeff! Just pay what you owe and go your merry way!

:)

August 08, 2008  
Blogger Meg Kelso said...

To prove his WHAT???? He has already proven to EVERYONE that he is a disloyal, lying bastard who wouldn't tell the truth if his life depended on it. If Chubby wants the truth, all she has to do is stop paying Jeff to tell her what she wants to hear. Once she does that, he has no reason to lie to her anymore. And the crap he told Solaris about the hag is about the only thing that he's ever said that was close to the truth.

I KNOW Solaris just wants her money...and her FREEDOM!

He won't let the divorce go through but he still keeps the cow believing that he does. It's been 2years! Any bimbo who can't figure this one out is not even TRYING to know the truth. She's doing what most nit wits do, believing what she wants to believe and not what's right in front of her MYOPIC EYES!

If she weren't a husband stealing piece of trash, I'd feel sorry for her stupid ass. But she is, so I'm actually rather pleased with the status quo. But my divorce is already finalized...Solaris's isn't.

Why would that be? She wants the divorce, if Jeff Kirby wanted to be divorced he would be. DUH!

August 08, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He doesn't lie to me. He told me everything he and his wife discussed so ha!

August 08, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, I just got off the phone, this is what happened:

After Jeff was contacted by his attorney Lorraine (whom he may also owe more money to - lol), he cried to Colleen that he can't believe that he still has to pay not only the greedy bitch lawyer but his ex wife as well.

As a result, Colleen complained to a couple of her friends around the neighborhood basically telling them that she aint having Jeff pay for shit cause Solaris -his ex wife, spoke badly about her on the Internet.

Well, in front of Colleen, her "friends" behaved as if nothing and agreed with her and offered her fake ass support - you know, so as not to appear rude.

BUT, as soon as the "friends" left Colleen's presence, they were like,


"Girl!!! You KNOW that we gotta look that shit up!! What did she say?? Did she say that her name was on the Internet? Girl, I don't know about you, but I'm gonna be searching for that shit all night long!

You know, I knew something was up when I saw that Colleen has two young sons yet now she has that man without a wedding ring living up in her house amidst them, giving those two boys a bad example with her adultery. Girl, I'm getting on that Internet tonight, and I'm reading about it. I'll call you tomorrow and tell you ALL about it!"



So... now the whole neighborhood knows about Colleen's adultery cause Colleen was too stupid to keep her mouth shut.

What must the neighbors think??! lolololol

Oh, by the way, Jeff also told Solaris that he didn't mean to get Colleen pregnant, that she was telling him that she doesn't have anymore eggs. He said that the baby was a complete accident that he didn't think that women in their mid forties could actually get pregnant.

Jeffy! Pay the damn money already and avoid Solaris and your embarrassing drama on the Internet at all costs!

August 08, 2008  
Blogger Meg Kelso said...

Colleen,

You don't "OWN" him, you're only renting him. As soon as you stop paying him, he'll have the Vacancy sign out.

You should watch Judge Judy every so often.

August 09, 2008  

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