Interesting conversation that I just participated in:

He: Could you look up Norelco?
Me: Give me a minute, I'm in the middle of a sentence.
He: But all I need is for you to..."
Me: I can't now, I'm in the middle of a thought."
He: This won't take long."
Me: Let me finish this, it'll just take a minute..."
He: All I need is for you to order 2 parts!"
Me: LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!
He: Why do you always have to yell?

By the way, if I want to take my temperature, I'll get a thermometer. Don't touch me whenever you feel the need to "know if I'm warm".

Ya know, now that I think of it, don't touch me at all. If I want to touch you, I will.