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Friday, May 17, 2013

Most of us...

There's one who has yet to be born. I think the photographer stunk.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Which one are you?

May 17, 2013  
Blogger Meg Kelso said...

Why...the oldest of course! I'm wearing the big stupid bow.

Need ya dude.

May 17, 2013  
Blogger Tundra Woman said...

Ya think so Meg? I'm thinkin' the one seated to your right front cut an SBD. He has that "Uh Oh!" look and the little girl with the perfect little flip looks like she's gonna barf momentarily....or maybe the baby just took a satisfying dump-that one has the pleased/contented continence of the blissfully incontinent. Little Ones in normal families could do that and know someone would be along shortly to clean up the mess.
I was house broken by 6 mo. and totally broken by 6 yrs. My "mother" aka Psychobitch believed in being responsible for cleaning up your own messes, preferably from the womb. There after, once you cleaned up your own after-birth you were responsible for cleaning up her messes too. Total self-sufficiency was required; failure to comply resulted in a potential toe-tag no matter how minor or unwitting the "offense." Children were simply small adults whose bodies hadn't fully matured yet but otherwise, that small person was actually a 30 yr. old.
Just like her.

May 17, 2013  
Blogger Meg Kelso said...

"the baby just took a satisfying dump-that one has the pleased/contented continence of the blissfully incontinent."

Just a quick update on these kids from oldest to youngest:

1. Me...you know what's going on.
2. Kevin...the one below me, had a dreadful fear of photographers. When we lived in a Chicago apartment, he hid the the bathroom to avoid the photog. The suburban house we were in here had easy to open locks so he couldn't avoid it. Today he is an accountant for Southland Corporation and has been since the early 80's.
3. Wayne...the one with the cowlick on his forehead, is married and is a chemical engineer. He's a friendly guy except for the fact that he thinks the entire family hates his wife.
4. Lori...the curly headed little lady, she's the asskisser of the family. She's a bookkeeper and married to the only Jewish man on the planet who doesn't make any money.
5. Mike...the baby. He is spending a while in the Virginia DOC as a guest. He won a long stay after he threw 3 strikes in a row.

I'll write a post to further explain these kids to you later. I'm trying to get to the beach today. It's a LOVELY day and I'll have pictures for you later!

May 18, 2013  

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