OOOOOOPPPSS!!!!!
I missed my blog-iversary yesterday! It's now been two years and one day since I sat down at my desk and began this blog.
So, Happy Blog-iversary to me!!!
Meg
By the way...in a little while, I'll tell you guys about how my father's lady-friend/ex-wife handled the stenciling that I'm doing in my father's kitchen. She didn't choose it so it must be tacky...right? Oh, I also wanted to write something to the lady whose husband of 33 years cheated on her and there was one other commenator whom I wanted to reply to...I forgot which one but I'll go over the comments and then I'll respond to her.
See ya soon!
Meg eg-en
I missed my blog-iversary yesterday! It's now been two years and one day since I sat down at my desk and began this blog.
So, Happy Blog-iversary to me!!!
Meg
By the way...in a little while, I'll tell you guys about how my father's lady-friend/ex-wife handled the stenciling that I'm doing in my father's kitchen. She didn't choose it so it must be tacky...right? Oh, I also wanted to write something to the lady whose husband of 33 years cheated on her and there was one other commenator whom I wanted to reply to...I forgot which one but I'll go over the comments and then I'll respond to her.
See ya soon!
Meg eg-en
posted by Meg Kelso | 12:22 PM
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Happy blog-iversary, Meg!!
My blog-iversary will be on March 28th - a week after my husband left me but a week before I got mailed divorce papers. The roller coaster ride had just begun....
By the way, that first post of yours is such a classic - ... "The head of an eraser..." lol
Congrats...I'm glad you blog. I enjoy reading it.
Thanks!
LOLOLOL..."the head of an eraser"...that was most definitely one of my personal favorites as well!!! I'm glad you liked it and hope it brings smailes to your face often. And, congrats on your impending Blog-iversay as well!
Chris...thank you for taking the time to comment...I'm glad that you enjoy the blog. It's people like you guys that keep me coming back.
Whenever I feel too tired to write, I think about ya'll and sit my ass down at my puter to peck away at the keyboard!
Thanks again,
Meg
I looked at your first post to see what you were talking about and I love that line also. I don't mean to correct anyone but the line describing Ricks penis is to good not to repeat.
"It looks like a pencil with a worn out eraser."
Luv it.
OK...you're right. And...I think that it's time to let new people in on that first post so here it is:
Rick is a selfish, lying cheat
There were many signs that my husband was cheating on me again but when he started brushing his teeth on a daily basis, I knew something was up. This bald man with no self esteem has never been able to tell a woman "No." Having seen some of his mistresses, I can't imagine what he would refuse. It is amazing how many women would want a man that would cheat on his wife. But if Elvis impersonators can get laid, I guess a bald man with a twisted penis can get lucky.
His penis is not only twisted, the head is smaller than the shaft. It looks kind of like a pencil with a worn out eraser. They say that baldness is caused by increased levels of testosterone so I guess that explains this man's voracious appetite for sex. I once found him masturbating to an adult movie on a channel that we didn't get. He was getting off to the slanted, half silent, half moaning reception of some sex channel.
Usually, I would find a man with such a sex drive appealing but I prefer quality over quantity. I once glanced at the alarm clock as I climbed into bed. It was 11:00. Rick then began to get "frisky". Foreplay, the act itself, the climax and the first snore all by 11:08. I swear on my children's life. I couldn't believe it. He had never taken so much time in his life. Now he is someone else's problem. I can't help but relish in the thought that one day, Rick will stop all this tooth-brushing and turn into his regular self for her. She will get to wonder how this man who used to brush his teeth can't seem to keep a pair of underwear free of skid marks for 12 hours. I have spoken to other men about this and it even grosses them out. When you gross out another man, you are, well, gross.
I wish I could say he will challenge her with his mind but up until I pointed out his mistake, he was calling Pensacola "Pepsi-Cola" and Philadelphia "Philadelthia". At first I thought he was a quiet, mysterious man. I slowly realized that he was just a moron who had nothing to say. Perhaps she thinks she has latched on to a man who will pay her bills. She may think he has a good job and compared to other men who date trailer dwelling bimbos, I bet he does. But, this is the exact same job, title and position he had when I met him 23 years ago. I don't see him becoming CEO anytime soon. He did start working out again for his mid-life crisis so I guess his body will be something.
Except of course, for the misshapen penis thing.
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